Divine Intervention Resurrection I: The Wrath of Khan
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Im here. But Ill be going overseas and away from my computer very soon...
So please update.
So please update.
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Just update without the edits, I can't update before tomorrow.
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Wow. I just played the round. I think Im going to lose.
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Oh, the war starts, and my orders were never added. The joy.
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Ouch, didnt see that one coming, did you?
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Im really sorry.
It seemed like Civplayah wasnt going to update.No, I didnt. It sucks. That is the reason I think Im going to lose.
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The Wrath of Khan Part Six: THE CATASTROPHE!
We left the Khan waiting to attack Madrid for the billionth time, trying to end the tug-of-war he had between him and Spain. However, the gods changed everything...
Sire! shouted one of the Khans many advisors. The American state has re-spawned!
WHAT!? shouted the Khan. I thought that the Americans were happily assimilated!
Thath da 'ork of da Gods, Id bet me ead on it, said the Hell spawn/Barb leader.
Make peace with them, replied the Khan. We cant afford a two sided war.
Sire! said another advisor. The gods have given us some Iron! They have also given us a few battalions of Wolf Men!
Excellent! said the Khan. We wont have to attack Madrid any more! Im sick of this hell-hole! Retreat and get peace with Isabella!
Sire! said the scout. While we were searching for the Americans we found a barbarian city!
Excellent! replied the Khan. We can conquer that later!
Um...thats the good news, replied the scout. Heres the bad news.
"
replied the Khan, he could only respond by showing his shock.
Genghis was walking along the eel pass one day when he saw a boat!
Sire! said a boat expert. Ive never seen that kind of boat before! And Ive never seen that flag either...
Get me to that boat, replied the Khan.
He found the people inside the boat, they called themselves Carthaginians. They were completely uneducated, and from their stories it sounded like that the entire population were the same. It was a miracle that the boat even made it there.
We used to be educated, said the Captain but we forgot all of our education in the time of the great forgetting. Then all of our modern technology was wiped off the face of the Earth. But this boat was spared. We were lucky.
What have these people done to anger the gods so? - thought the Khan. The Khan and the Captain then traded maps.
The Carthaginian Map:
The Captain told them of the Civilisations on their continent. There were the French, the Dutch, the Sumerians, the Aztecs and the Koreans.
Sir, said the scout. We have found the Americans!
Excellent! said the Khan. We will build a majorly big army to kill the Americans!
So the Khan organised a majorly big army. This may have changed the course of history. Or maybe not. Perhaps well never know...
Its madness! said one of Churchills Generals. Genghis Khan has amassed a huge army! Hell kill us!
Army! replied another General. You call his barbaric Keshiks an army? Our knights are twice as strong as his horsemen! Well kill him!
We should at least wait till he attacks the Americans, said the first General. His cities would be defenceless!
We have no idea who hes going to attack! replied the second General. He could attack Spain, or even us!
Gentlemen, gentlemen, said Churchill. We know that the Khan will probably attack the Americans. Even so, we should attack now. I know Isabella disagrees with me on this, but the Americans arent brutal and dangerous like the Khan. Heck, they hate him, and theyre both Taoist!. The only person who likes him is the Holy Roman Heathens, but if Charlemagne was being attacked by a Taoist bear, he would not lift a finger.
But we must remember that the Khan isnt your run of the mill religious maniac. No, he wants the whole world under his control. He would kill everyone, the Americans, Isabella, Me; heck he would even kill Charlemagne! He is a danger to everyone, the longer we wait the stronger he gets. We will kill him now!
THAT STUPID FOOL SHALL PAY FOR THE MANY INSULTS TO ME AND THE VERY CONCEPT OF CIVILISATION! HE SHALL DIE!!! shouted the Khan. After he calmed down a bit he ordered the main army to move to Ning-Hsia to defend the upper continent
The siege of Ning-hasia lasted for weeks. Constant bombardments by the English and the fact that the Mongolian army was seriously outdated meant that the Khan couldnt attack the English head on. Yet because of the destruction of many English siege weapons at the hands of the Mongolian Keshiks, Churchill couldnt attack the city outright. Therefore, it was a stalemate. During the stalemate, the Mongolians met the powerful French and their vassals, the Koreans. They werent effected by the great forgetting like their Carthaginian counterparts.
On one of those days, something awful happened. Something that changed the course of history forever...
Khan! roared the Barbarian Turncoat/Hellspawn Leader, waking up Genghis. Da Englash r ttaking da city! They gonna tak it!
What? asked Genghis I thought the Wolf Men were guarding the gates!
They ttacked the Englash! replied the Barbarian Turncoat/Hellspawn Leader. Ill git ya to da charot!
The Khan was getting into the chariot when he was shot by an arrow in the chest. Churchill held the Longbow, shouting something indecipherable.
Dont ya worrie, Khan, said the Barbarian/Hellspawn leader. Ill take are of it. Remember meh.
The chariot raced off. The last Genghis saw of the Leader was him charging at Churchill, and an arrow going through his neck.
Just before he was about to pass out, Genghis knew that the nations only hope was the Gods.
((Im going to be away for a couple of weeks. So you will have a long time to edit. But can someone PLEASE edit out the Barbarian Frigates! My entire Duceism attack force was sunk, it was made up of three axemen and two galleys. I would also like them back please. Happy editing!))
We left the Khan waiting to attack Madrid for the billionth time, trying to end the tug-of-war he had between him and Spain. However, the gods changed everything...
Sire! shouted one of the Khans many advisors. The American state has re-spawned!
WHAT!? shouted the Khan. I thought that the Americans were happily assimilated!
Thath da 'ork of da Gods, Id bet me ead on it, said the Hell spawn/Barb leader.
Make peace with them, replied the Khan. We cant afford a two sided war.
Sire! said another advisor. The gods have given us some Iron! They have also given us a few battalions of Wolf Men!
Excellent! said the Khan. We wont have to attack Madrid any more! Im sick of this hell-hole! Retreat and get peace with Isabella!
+
Sire! said the scout. While we were searching for the Americans we found a barbarian city!
Excellent! replied the Khan. We can conquer that later!
Um...thats the good news, replied the scout. Heres the bad news.
"
replied the Khan, he could only respond by showing his shock.+
Genghis was walking along the eel pass one day when he saw a boat!
Sire! said a boat expert. Ive never seen that kind of boat before! And Ive never seen that flag either...
Get me to that boat, replied the Khan.
+
He found the people inside the boat, they called themselves Carthaginians. They were completely uneducated, and from their stories it sounded like that the entire population were the same. It was a miracle that the boat even made it there.
We used to be educated, said the Captain but we forgot all of our education in the time of the great forgetting. Then all of our modern technology was wiped off the face of the Earth. But this boat was spared. We were lucky.
What have these people done to anger the gods so? - thought the Khan. The Khan and the Captain then traded maps.
The Carthaginian Map:
The Captain told them of the Civilisations on their continent. There were the French, the Dutch, the Sumerians, the Aztecs and the Koreans.
+
Sir, said the scout. We have found the Americans!
Excellent! said the Khan. We will build a majorly big army to kill the Americans!
So the Khan organised a majorly big army. This may have changed the course of history. Or maybe not. Perhaps well never know...
+
Its madness! said one of Churchills Generals. Genghis Khan has amassed a huge army! Hell kill us!
Army! replied another General. You call his barbaric Keshiks an army? Our knights are twice as strong as his horsemen! Well kill him!
We should at least wait till he attacks the Americans, said the first General. His cities would be defenceless!
We have no idea who hes going to attack! replied the second General. He could attack Spain, or even us!
Gentlemen, gentlemen, said Churchill. We know that the Khan will probably attack the Americans. Even so, we should attack now. I know Isabella disagrees with me on this, but the Americans arent brutal and dangerous like the Khan. Heck, they hate him, and theyre both Taoist!. The only person who likes him is the Holy Roman Heathens, but if Charlemagne was being attacked by a Taoist bear, he would not lift a finger.
But we must remember that the Khan isnt your run of the mill religious maniac. No, he wants the whole world under his control. He would kill everyone, the Americans, Isabella, Me; heck he would even kill Charlemagne! He is a danger to everyone, the longer we wait the stronger he gets. We will kill him now!
THAT STUPID FOOL SHALL PAY FOR THE MANY INSULTS TO ME AND THE VERY CONCEPT OF CIVILISATION! HE SHALL DIE!!! shouted the Khan. After he calmed down a bit he ordered the main army to move to Ning-Hsia to defend the upper continent
The siege of Ning-hasia lasted for weeks. Constant bombardments by the English and the fact that the Mongolian army was seriously outdated meant that the Khan couldnt attack the English head on. Yet because of the destruction of many English siege weapons at the hands of the Mongolian Keshiks, Churchill couldnt attack the city outright. Therefore, it was a stalemate. During the stalemate, the Mongolians met the powerful French and their vassals, the Koreans. They werent effected by the great forgetting like their Carthaginian counterparts.
On one of those days, something awful happened. Something that changed the course of history forever...
Khan! roared the Barbarian Turncoat/Hellspawn Leader, waking up Genghis. Da Englash r ttaking da city! They gonna tak it!
What? asked Genghis I thought the Wolf Men were guarding the gates!
They ttacked the Englash! replied the Barbarian Turncoat/Hellspawn Leader. Ill git ya to da charot!
+
The Khan was getting into the chariot when he was shot by an arrow in the chest. Churchill held the Longbow, shouting something indecipherable.
Dont ya worrie, Khan, said the Barbarian/Hellspawn leader. Ill take are of it. Remember meh.
The chariot raced off. The last Genghis saw of the Leader was him charging at Churchill, and an arrow going through his neck.
Just before he was about to pass out, Genghis knew that the nations only hope was the Gods.
((Im going to be away for a couple of weeks. So you will have a long time to edit. But can someone PLEASE edit out the Barbarian Frigates! My entire Duceism attack force was sunk, it was made up of three axemen and two galleys. I would also like them back please. Happy editing!))
johnfalcon99977
Assassin
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ALL DEAD!?!?!" Yelled Maro at his messager.
Alas, Maro had become a highly wealthy merchant within days of his arival on this crapsake world.
"I said, th-that there dead sir..." Said the humble messager.
"This wont do at all, i shall have my revenge!"
"What w-will you d-do sir?"
"Oh, your'll see, hehehe.....Hahaha....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" A laugth that went on and on.....
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Chiston had seen enought death and stravation to last a life-time.
"I wish i could do something fo-, wait, Im a god!" He said.
And with a wave of his hand food and health came to the people!
"Thank you so very much, who will will call you?" Said the town leader.
"Me, you can call me chiston...."
And then he was thanked and worshiped like a god.....
No puny mortals.
Alas, Maro had become a highly wealthy merchant within days of his arival on this crapsake world.
"I said, th-that there dead sir..." Said the humble messager.
"This wont do at all, i shall have my revenge!"
"What w-will you d-do sir?"
"Oh, your'll see, hehehe.....Hahaha....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" A laugth that went on and on.....
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Chiston had seen enought death and stravation to last a life-time.
"I wish i could do something fo-, wait, Im a god!" He said.
And with a wave of his hand food and health came to the people!
"Thank you so very much, who will will call you?" Said the town leader.
"Me, you can call me chiston...."
And then he was thanked and worshiped like a god.....
No puny mortals.
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Omega124
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Wait, were my elementals in the save or not? If not, must I use this turn to create them because /someone/ was too hasty? >_>
civgenius
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CivEarth looked down at the world. It was so flat. NOT ENOUGH MOUNTAINS!!! So he raised up the land near everyone's capitols. Those who worshiped him (Christianity) would get their land back. He sent Chiston to tell people to worship him. But some rebelled, so he helped Maro build a huge army of dwarves and knights to destroy the southern continent. But those Dutist or tao or whatever weird peoples needed to be taught a lesson...
(If you spread the faith enough, I will give you control of the Christian holy city and some special units.
BTW: I DECLARE THAT THE TAOISTS SHOULD BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!!
I also wish to make a treaty with the cullfucianists.
ALSO: Eel pass is now mountain!
NOT FOR PUNY MORTAL EYES.
(If you spread the faith enough, I will give you control of the Christian holy city and some special units.
BTW: I DECLARE THAT THE TAOISTS SHOULD BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!!
I also wish to make a treaty with the cullfucianists.
ALSO: Eel pass is now mountain!
NOT FOR PUNY MORTAL EYES.
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johnfalcon99977
Assassin
CivEarth looked down at the world. It was so flat. NOT ENOUGH MOUNTAINS!!! So he raised up the land near everyone's capitols. Those who worshiped him (Christianity) would get their land back. He sent Chiston to tell people to worship him. But some rebelled, so he helped Maro build a huge army of dwarves and knights to destroy the southern continent. But those Dutist or tao or whatever weird peoples needed to be taught a lesson...
(If you spread the faith enough, I will give you control of the Christian holy city and some special units.
BTW: I DECLARE THAT THE TAOISTS SHOULD BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!!
I also wish to make a treaty with the cullfucianists.
ALSO: Eel pass is now mountain!
NOT FOR PUNY MORTAL EYES.
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civgenius
AWESOME
Sorry... I tried to integrate your changes into mine, but if you don't like it, you can just edit it again.
