Easter Island

[Pacifist46]

Great idea for a story, you've played well to get to that position too!
Good management to not fall light years behind in tech as well.
Looking forward to more!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Welcome to the forums!

We won't eat you, of course.

If anyone tells you that I am lying, they are lying themselves. Especially if their names are christos or Tambien.

 

[clearmurky]

Subbed. And Rome is better than Greece.

 

[thecaesar]

Subbed. And Rome is better than Greece.

Don't needle Christos! That's my job...

 

[GHalfrunt]

Let's put the Greece vs. Rome argument on hold and declare Greece better just for this weekend. Why? Because on October 28th, 1940, Italy demanded that Greece open its borders to Axis troops, and Greece responded by bravely standing on principle and issuing what is possibly the Best Diplomatic Cable Ever, which I have taken the trouble to transcribe and translate for you. Here it is, in its entirety:

Spoiler :

"No."

 

[thecaesar]

 

[GHalfrunt]

Addressing questions and comments from the audience...

Re: Privateers
That's a good idea. I may eventually try to stack them, but I'm pressed for hammers at the moment, so for now I was just planning to spread them out around the Australian coast to try to harass as many different Indian ports at once as possible.

Re: Frederick is Not Dead Yet
As I noted in a previous post, Require Complete Kills is on.

Re: Pommes Mit Mayo
Welcome! Unlike the others, I will not be posting giant strings of smileys.

Re: Rome vs. Greece
Persia!

Re: METY Cookies
Hey, do I get a METY Cookie of Encouraging the Distribution of METY Cookies?

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Say... That's a good idea! You win the METY Cookie of Encouraging the Distribution of METY Cookies!

 

[thecaesar]

Re: Pommes Mit Mayo
Welcome! Unlike the others, I will not be posting giant strings of smileys.

*AHEM* (METY) *AHEM*

Re: Rome vs. Greece
Persia!

Rostam!

 

[Lead Paint]

...I despair of all of you

 

[christos200]

Easter Island is better than greece, rome, germany and persia.

 

[thecaesar]

Easter Island is better than greece, rome, germany and persia.

He just said that!...?

 

[Jwitti]

He just said that!...?

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[thecaesar]

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, that's when Canada takes over the world. This... this is much scarier.

 

[hoplitejoe]

 

[christos200]

But Easter island is greek if you dont know it.

 

[Jwitti]

Who told you THAT?
Easter Island was settled by Polynesians, then discovered by a British explorer who's name, I believe, was Captain Cook. Since when did they have GREEK origins?

 

[christos200]

They have because they are more epic than rome.

 

[Jwitti]

Oh yeah. They: Built giant stone heads that somehow make water productive. Rome: A lot more.

 

[christos200]

I mean Easter island in this story. ( Althought even in RL the Eastern island beats rome.)