Who knew that there was a limit to the number of characters in a CFC post title? Not me, until I tried to make this one. So, I took a page from
Jimmy McMillan and used a number instead of a word.
At the conclusion of the previous session, the Ottomans had recently modernized, and were in a war with Portugal, likely a war of opportunism while Ottoman stability was low. In connection with this, there was a brief phony war with Austria, so that Austria could keep their Portuguese alliance. This would prove to be an important fact later on.
The Portuguese-Ottoman war would prove uneventful, aside from Portugal's navy suffering at the hands of Burgundy, and would end relatively soon. And so, the next couple years followed in relative peace as well. All was calm... but it was the calm before the storm.
In late 1715, a contingent of 74,000 or so Austrians was spotted in Burgundy, heading towards British Brittany. It didn't take a genius to figure out that this meant war was on the horizon. Normally, Austria may have been faced with an Ottoman invasion, but the truce was still in effect for another 18 months, and further complicating matters, the Ottoman position was still shaky due to recovery from military modernization. As such, Austria had a primarily-unfettered war.
And so it was that the war by many names began. Austria finds the name The Austrian-British Colonial Duel of Epicness (ABCDE) to be fitting. The obvious caveat is that, while colonialism was ostensibly the casus belli, Scotland and northern England can hardly be considered British colonies. And so it was that Austria landed troops in northern Scotland almost as soon as the war began. Britain pulled their troops in Brittany back to the mainland, and was already enlarging their forces, helped by Ottoman gold arriving by the boatload.
Due to Austria's impressive navy - consisting of no fewer than 70 transports, and estimated to have more capital ships than that - the long-term outcome was already highly likely. Despite this, Britain put up a dogged fight on the ground, making Austria's advance much slower than it would have been in the previous war in the early 1680's. A great many regiments were raised from the countryside, and the improved forts helped as well (although Austria had bypassed the best forts, in southern England). Pure numbers, however, dictated that Austria continued to advance.
By May, 1717, the Ottoman-Austrian truce was nearly expired, but likewise, so was the British Army nearly defeated. The Ottoman position, stability-wise, was still rather poor, and Scotland and northern England, as well as British South America, were occupied. However, it was clear to all sides that the end of the truce would mean an Ottoman invasion of Austria, and an attempt to turn the tide of war. Though not a good situation for the Ottomans, neither was it desirable for Austria - both sides remembered how painful the previous war was all too well. As such, negotiations began.
Austria's trump card was that if no agreements were reached, they would stabhit Britain to -3, then forcing a release of England. This, clearly, would be devastating. Although the Ottomans reckoned that such a fate could be avoided, it was uncertain. Even if it could be avoided, the war would be difficult at best. Austria followed up with a king, their army of half a million men, primarily in Europe. The Ottomans elected not to reveal their cards, only going so far as to be clear that they weren't convinced Austria's would win them the war. However, it was clear that another Great War would be devastating to both sides, and neither side really wanted that.
As such, Austria made an offer that, while clearly signifying that they had won, was considerably less harsh than it could have been. Britain would cede two South American colonies, as well as Northumberland and Cumbria, creating an Austrian belt just south of Scotland. Although not a popular deal with Britain, it was weighed that continued resistence, primarily by the Ottomans, was unlikely to yield a significantly better deal for Britain in the short or medium term, and though it may over the long term, that would also result in all three powers suffering tremendously.
Austria also insisted that a phony war be initiated with the Ottomans, to ensure that no war on that front would begin in the next five years. Though the Ottomans were not thrilled with this, the condition was agreed to, with the goal that in five years' time the Ottomans would be in a much better internal condition as well.
And so, peace was agreed to. Though the negotiations had been lengthy, the diplomats were pleased to secure peace for our time, and to avoid a second world war. Britain could rebuild at home, the Ottomans could continue to improve the internal situation, and Austria could be secure in knowing the Hungarian lands would be safe for another five years.
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Outside of this war, the turn was largely calm. Burgundy and Mazovia did little of note, though the economy of both continued to strengthen, and Burgundy's technological prowess keeps going strong. Spain fought an ill-advised and quite unsuccessful war for Grenada, resulting only in rebellions in their lands. Swahili sort-of successfully revolted from the Ottomans, as Oman reached their lands first and annexed them... this probably bodes poorly for Ottoman-Omani relations long-term. And a country that I, for one, had never seen in EU3 - Tonkin - revolted from Qin, before being conquered by Wu.