Favourite bacon-related quote?

Favourite bacon-related quote?

  • 1

    Votes: 6 23.1%

  • 2

    Votes: 1 3.8%

  • 3

    Votes: 2 7.7%

  • 4

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 5

    Votes: 2 7.7%

  • 6

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 7

    Votes: 4 15.4%

  • 8

    Votes: 1 3.8%

  • 9

    Votes: 1 3.8%

  • 10

    Votes: 9 34.6%
  • Total voters
    26
LesCanadiens

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1 (Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" "Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"

2 "Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals."

3 "When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who i believe in. So Bart, butter your bacon."

4 "Is it Bacon Day?"

5 "Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge."

6 "Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!"

7 Homer: I'll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o'clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn't!

8 "[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!"

9 "Mmm ... bacon"

10 "Mmm ... unexplained bacon"

Poll coming.
 
Mmm.....bacon.

Everyone post pictures!

Chicken fried bacon - delicious invention, or horrible heresy?

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Poooork! It's the meat of kings! It's made from pig, try it with onion rings!
Pork sure goes with everything, 'cuz it's made from swine, that's why it sure tastes fine!
Just bring some to the picnic, baby! You know you wanna stuff it in my hamper!
Put-please put it in some tupper ware because I don't want to be a porky chancer!
Let's talk about pork, converse about meat! Veggies be wedgies because meat can't be beat!
Ham and bacon, you should taste them! I know it's surprising, but it's so appetizing!
 
I like this one by poet Richard Brautigan

Hey Bacon

The moon like:
mischievous bacon
crisps its desire

(while)

I harbor myself
toward two eggs
over easy.
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1 (Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" "Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"
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Only just ahead of 7 and 10.
 
"There are people who tell you to shut up because you're just a celebrity, but pundits, talking heads, they're every bit the celebrity and a lot of them aren't any more qualified than the average man on the street."

I find it humorously true.
 
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