Favourite bacon-related quote?

[greenpeace]

You should go eat some bacon.

I'm just a little squirmy about putting a long, wet, hard piece of meat in my mouth.

 

[azzaman333]

I'm just a little squirmy about putting a long, wet, hard piece of meat in my mouth.

You're mistaking "bacon" with "penis"

 

[greenpeace]

You're mistaking "bacon" with "penis"

Oh yeah. The OP makes alot more sense; before I read it as:
3 "When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who i believe in. So Bart, butter your penis."

4 "Is it Penis Day?"

5 "Mmmm. Move over, eggs. penis just got a new best friend - fudge."

6 "Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my penis Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!"

7
Waitress: How about I just shove a penis down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the penis man lives in a penis house!
Waitress: No he doesn't!

9 "Mmm ... penis"

10 "Mmm ... unexplained penis"

 

[Dachs]

greenpeace, you just made my day.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Mine is the song that Timon and Pumbaa sing in The Lion King!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctxdAup1uzo&feature=related

 

[LesCanadiens]

you can't stuff bacon, silly.

Not with that attitude.

 

[bhsup]

None of the above:

"I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never, ever let you forget you're a man, 'cause I'm a woman!"

ENJOLI!!

 

[RedRalph]

Try Danish bacon, anyone who hasnt, I et some in copenhagen earlier this year and nearly passed out it was so nice

 

[philippe]

Try Danish bacon, anyone who hasnt, I et some in copenhagen earlier this year and nearly passed out it was so nice

the double harram of the meat makes it extra delicious