Fill in this quetionnaire as fast as you can, and without thinking twice!

[Thangorodrim]

1. are very expensive - houses, cIV
2. you can use to write with - pencil, pen
3. have a nice smell - flowers, soap
4. are small enough to fit in your pocket - hand, wallet
5. are dangerous - knives guns
6. can make you feel happy - civ, acing a test
7. are thin and sharp - razors, model knives
8. you can wear above the waist - shirt, sweater
9. you would find it diffcult to live without - food, water
10. are yellow - sunflower, sun
11. make an unpleasant or loud noise - buttocks, trucks
12. are very heavy - my computer, the desk it sits on
13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet - McDonalds, KFC
14. people enjoy doing in their free time - civving (on this forum at least), listening to music
15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town) - cows, wells
16. can move veyr quickly - cars, planes
17. won´t work without electricity - civ ::sniff::, lights
18. you usually use only once - food, toilet paper
19. are found on a kitchen - knives, plates
20. people usually take with them on holiday - money, id
21. are containers - Tupperware, cardboard boxes
22. you can do to stop a baby crying - pacifier, tranq
23. atre very fragile - very thin sticks, very thin glass
24. can make you feel tired - sleeping too much, civ
25. people are usually frightened of - hurricanes, people with guns
26. are made of glass - cups, windows
27. taste nice - cake, pizza
28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa - smarts, face
29. cost less than a pound - granola bar, a pencil
30. you can do to stop a nosebleed - tissue your nose while pinching, tilt head back

Now I'll start reading the responses.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

too much civ

No such thing.

 

[bhsup]

1. are very expensive
Children, hydroelectric dams
(Just watched a show about three-gorges...)

2. you can use to write with
Pen, pencil

3. have a nice smell
air after a lightning strike, the ocean

4. are small enough to fit in your pocket
flash/jump drives, keys

5. are dangerous
Liberals, crazed raccoons

6. can make you feel happy
Birds singing, music

7. are thin and sharp
Stilettos, safety pins

8. you can wear above the waist
Cowboy hat, coat

9. you would find it diffcult to live without
Oxygen, blood

10. are yellow
Dandilions, some brick roads

11. make an unpleasant or loud noise
coffee grinders, poodles
(Hey, we could put the poodles in...nevermind)

12. are very heavy
Ted Kennedy, MBTs

13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
Candy bars, potato chips

14. people enjoy doing in their free time
Reading, socializing

15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
Farms, mountain lions

16. can move very quickly
Light, cheetahs

17. won´t work without electricity
Electromagnets, Dr. Frankenstein's re-animator

18. you usually use only once
Paper plates, disposable diapers

19. are found on a kitchen
Cutlery, refridgerators

20. people usually take with them on holiday
Cameras, children

21. are containers
Milk jugs, Coffee cans

22. you can do to stop a baby crying
Pick up, sing to

23. are very fragile
Mid-East peace processes, china (dishes, not the country)

24. can make you feel tired
Lack of sleep, reality TV

25. people are usually frightened of
The dark, teenage drivers

26. are made of glass
Windows, stuffed animal eyes

27. taste nice
First morning cigarette, coffee

28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
Long flowing hair, sweet disposition

29. cost less than a pound
Gum, 52oz mug refill at the local Amoco

30. you can do to stop a nosebleed
Tilt head back, stuff some tissue paper up 'er!

 

[The Condor]

Name at least two things that...

1. are very expensive
   Sharks with frickin' lasers attached to their heads, Nukes
2. you can use to write with
   Blood, Pen
3. have a nice smell
   Rubber, shea butter
4. are small enough to fit in your pocket
   Gun, Knife
5. are dangerous
   Angry pink and purple panda bears that juggle three flaming chainsaws while riding on their unicycles, Pointy sticks
6. can make you feel happy
   Revenge, Belguim Waffles
7. are thin and sharp
   Saws, Broken glass
8. you can wear above the waist
   Watch, hat
9. you would find it diffcult to live without
   Shotgun, shea butter
10. are yellow
    The Simpsons, Dad's car
11. make an unpleasant or loud noise
    My cat when it is about to barf, My sister
12. are very heavy
    Dead people, lead pipes
13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
    Belgium waffles, Pancakes
14. people enjoy doing in their free time
    Coming here, Watchin' TV
15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
    Cows, rolling plains
16. can move very quickly
    Me when pissed, Me fleeing
17. won´t work without electricity
    TV, Lights
18. you usually use only once
    Bullets, Life
19. are found on a kitchen
    Clock, Oven
20. people usually take with them on holiday
    Suitcases, family
21. are containers
    Containers, Bags
22. you can do to stop a baby crying
    Bash its head against something till it becomes unconsious, Slip it some "sleepy time pills or drinks" in its milk.
23. are very fragile
    Things in boxes labeled "Fragile", Priceless ming vases
24. can make you feel tired
    Sister not shutting up, working to hard
25. people are usually frightened of
    Spiders, Snakes
26. are made of glass
    Lava lamps, windows
27. taste nice
    More Belgium waffles, blood
28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
    Boobs, butt
29. cost less than a pound
    Free stuff, Sister
30. you can do to stop a nosebleed
    drain all your blood beforehand, Decapitate yourself

 

[Lord_Iggy]

are very expensive- cars, mansions
you can use to write with- pens, pencils
have a nice smell- oranges, ice cream
are small enough to fit in your pocket- money, tickets
are dangerous- pirahnas, plague
can make you feel happy- computers, comics
are thin and sharp- knives, sharp pencils
you can wear above the waist- t shirts, hoodies
you would find it diffcult to live without- computer, toilet
are yellow- canaries, honey
make an unpleasant or loud noise- car alarms, chalkboards and fingernails
are very heavy- tanks, skyscrapers
you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet- icecream, lard
people enjoy doing in their free time- computer, tv
are found in the country (but not usually in a town)- huge farms, tractors
can move veyr quickly- photons, electrons
won´t work without electricity- computers, pacemakers
you usually use only once- toilet paper, firewood
are found on a kitchen- ovens, refrigerators
people usually take with them on holiday- money, towels
are containers- jars, trashcans
you can do to stop a baby crying- soother, food
atre very fragile- antiques, senior citizens
can make you feel tired- too much time up, heavy exercise
people are usually frightened of- death, agonized slow torture
are made of glass- windows, glassware
taste nice- ice cream, smoothies
men find attracitve about women, or viceversa- appearance, money
cost less than a pound- gumball, penny
you can do to stop a nosebleed- block it with a kleenex, wait it out