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napoleon526
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OMG, that was hilarious!
If you are trapped under a bunch of rocks, please DO NOT use that special Halloween floor-smoke stuff. (Darn, napoleon, you took my picture!
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If you somehow happen to be carrying a flashlight when your roof collapses on you, PLEASE run out its batteries as quickly as possible.
If you are trapped under a bunch of rocks, please DO NOT use that special Halloween floor-smoke stuff. (Darn, napoleon, you took my picture!
)
If you somehow happen to be carrying a flashlight when your roof collapses on you, PLEASE run out its batteries as quickly as possible.
But not only pee, pee in two directions at the same time!Originally posted by cgannon64
If you're trapped under a rock, pee.
napoleon526
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napoleon526
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nickmandler
L'utilisateur du site web
Boy, I wish I could add pictures like that to my post... That site was awesome.
cgannon64
BOB DYLAN'S ROCKIN OUT!
If you're carrying two flashlights and no cell phone, you're an idiot.
Under Special Needs Items:
In case of terror attack, take one Cyanide pill.
In case of terror attack, keep a Britney Spears tape on ready, as well as a backup tape in the dash.
The newest hit reality show from Fox: Celebrity Boxing, Car Style! Watch as the car layeth the smacketh down on the house!
Skullbones
Captain
I made a little helpful guide 
Are you planning to throw a party? Great!
Here are some tips to make sure it is a success:
First you must decide on a location.
It is important to consider what kind of food, if any, you plan to serve at your party.
Generally speaking, dead fish and birds are not considered appetizing by most party goers.
Entertainment is generally the key to a successful party.
Computer games, watching television and making prank phone calls are all widely accepted as forms of entertainment.
Various chemical substances can all be used effectively as a means to further enhance the entertainment level of your party, provided cautionary measures are taken.
Are you planning to throw a party? Great!
Here are some tips to make sure it is a success:
First you must decide on a location.
It is important to consider what kind of food, if any, you plan to serve at your party.
Generally speaking, dead fish and birds are not considered appetizing by most party goers.
Entertainment is generally the key to a successful party.
Computer games, watching television and making prank phone calls are all widely accepted as forms of entertainment.
Various chemical substances can all be used effectively as a means to further enhance the entertainment level of your party, provided cautionary measures are taken.
Skullbones
Captain
Part II:
Thinking of using various canned inhalents? While they may be fun,
the risks involved are high enough to cause many party goers to leave and should not be used.
Many chemical substances need some time to "kick in" and it will be up to you to keep your guests entertained until then.
Some enhancement chemicals have physical side effects that are noticeable to those around you which should be taken into account depending upon your area.
Some guests may suffer adverse reactions to certain chemicals and should be watched for.
The man on the left is simply having a bit of fun, while the man on the right could become dangerous.
This man's hallucinations are causing him to cower in fear.
It may be funny to frighten him even further. However, keep in mind things could get out of hand.
Thinking of using various canned inhalents? While they may be fun,
the risks involved are high enough to cause many party goers to leave and should not be used.
Many chemical substances need some time to "kick in" and it will be up to you to keep your guests entertained until then.
Some enhancement chemicals have physical side effects that are noticeable to those around you which should be taken into account depending upon your area.
Some guests may suffer adverse reactions to certain chemicals and should be watched for.
The man on the left is simply having a bit of fun, while the man on the right could become dangerous.
This man's hallucinations are causing him to cower in fear.
It may be funny to frighten him even further. However, keep in mind things could get out of hand.
Skullbones
Captain
This is a sure sign someone at your party has had too much fun.
At some point you may notice a couple that seems to have disappeared from the designated "party zone"
Listen carefully and you may find out where they went.
Our host has discovered the couple to be behind this door.
It can be fun to listen, but it's probably not a good idea to pop in without announcing your presence.
The consequences could be disastrous.
This is not a good thing to consider, but if you must find an exit and leave first.
This is a sign that the party is going well!
When the guests are leaving, be sure to thank them for stopping by.
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
Obssesed Nuker
Resident Nuclear Launcher
Originally posted by WillJ
If you are living in west California or North Dakota, expect a lot of expensive long-distance calls form terrorists in Atlanta, Georgia.
Oh hah hah hah
Perfection
The Great Head.
If terrorists attack your house be sure to call the Sacremento Police Department, ask for Jim
animepornstar
Deity
i give it a try:
Choke terrorists with t-shirts or towels.
Call the 'L' for help.
But wash your hands before calling, otherwise you are a terrorist.
Choke terrorists with t-shirts or towels.
Call the 'L' for help.
But wash your hands before calling, otherwise you are a terrorist.
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
china444
Ain't no thang
Cool!
I dont think animations are allowed here though....
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