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Funny AI Quotes

Discussion in 'Civ4 - General Discussions' started by Fippy, May 22, 2019.

  1. Fippy

    Fippy Micro Junkie Queen

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    Today i laughed when an annoyed HC said:
    Inca offers your nasty little civilization the following deal, take it or leave it.

    Will pay more attention to them, so i can gather more ;)
     
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  2. AcaMetis

    AcaMetis Chieftain

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    Don't remember the exact quote, but while you're at war with Genghis Khan (possibly Kublai as well) and kicking his ass, if you call him up he might say something to the effect of "and people call me a barbarian!"
     
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  3. ArchGhost

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    for some reason "We shall remember this, <player name>!" from refusing a vassal's demand makes me chuckle.

    Like, remember what? How I whooped your ass and made you tech whatever I want you to, fight in any wars I am in with no questions asked, or how I can take any resource I want by force if we are already in a shared war without you breaking away?
     
  4. Major Tom

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    Isabella was annoyed at me and mentioned that her Grand Inquisitor would like a word with me.
     
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  5. krikav

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    Gilgamesh says alot of funny things:
    "Welcome, puny mortal. I am Gilgamesh, divine leader of Sumeria. How can you assist me?"
    and follow up: "You are truly blessed to come once more into my divine presence, Krikav. I assume that you've brought gifts?"

    Oh, and Kublais greeting:
    "The mighty Mongolian Empire greets you. Let us work together to achieve the total destruction of our foes, and only THEN betray and rend each other like the rabid dogs we truly are!" <3
     
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  6. Excal

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    Shaka ....

    "The Zulu people always enjoy meeting vulnerable and undefended new civilisations !" :lol:
     
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  7. AcaMetis

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    Oh right, Ragnar too. He has a painfully appropriate introduction if you encounter him on the right kind of map. "Hail and well met, Gilgamesh! I am Ragnar, ruler of the glorious Vikings. So tell me: does Sumeria have a lot of rich and unprotected coastal cities or what?"

    *Nervously eyes largely coastal empire guarded by individual Warriors*

    "...Peace in our time?"
     
  8. lymond

    lymond Rise Up! (Phoenix Style!) Hall of Fame Staff

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    We need visual proof or I don't believe any of y'all's quotes ..I considered them unverified without the source :mischief:
     
  9. Lemon Merchant

    Lemon Merchant Professional Killjoy Moderator

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    Visual proof huh?

    cat.jpg



    :p :p :p
     
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  10. lymond

    lymond Rise Up! (Phoenix Style!) Hall of Fame Staff

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    Sela! :lol:

    Spoiler lm :
    is that you again, lemon ;).....avatar?
     
  11. Lemon Merchant

    Lemon Merchant Professional Killjoy Moderator

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    :hide:

    Hmmmm...

    [Blushes and looks at her feet]
     
  12. lymond

    lymond Rise Up! (Phoenix Style!) Hall of Fame Staff

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    Very nice ;) I did mention that whole unrequited love thing before, I believe :mischief:
     
  13. Lemon Merchant

    Lemon Merchant Professional Killjoy Moderator

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    Awww shucks. :lol:
     
  14. Fippy

    Fippy Micro Junkie Queen

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    "May this peace last until there's no more room to expand!" -- Cyrus
     

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