Funny Jokes

[sourboy]

Feathers

A woman is shopping near a Native American reservation and see's a man walk in with a feather on his head.

Shes asks "Why do you wear a feather on your head?"
The man says "I have sex with white woman."

Later on another man walks into the store, this time with three feathers on his head, and the woman asks "Why do you have three feathers on your head?"

The man replies "I have sex with three white women."

That evening the lady comes across the chief who's donning a full head of feathers and asks "Wow, why do you have so many feathers on your head?"

The chief reples "I have sex with many, many white women."

The lady says "Oh dear!"
and the chief says, "No, no deer - they run too fast, jump too high!"

 

[sourboy]

Grocery Store

A boy is working in the vegetable section of a grocery store when a man walks up and asks for a half a head of lettuce.

The boy says "I'm sorry, but we only sell full heads of lettuce."

The man says "I insist! If I can't have a half a head of lettuce, I want to speak to a manager!"


The boy walks into the back where the manager is unloading food and says "Some a**hole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce..."

Just then the boy catches a glimpse of the man following him into the back and says "...and this man here wants to buy the other half."


The manager takes care of the situation and later pulls the boy aside and says "I really liked the way you handled that situation earlier. It took some quick wit to cover yourself. We in management like employee's like you. Where did you learn that?"

The boy says "I don't know, maybe it was where I was raised."

The manager says "Where are you from?"

"Canada, sir"

"What brings you down here?" the manager asks.

The boy replies "well I got tired of the people there -- there's only hookers and hockey players in Canada."

The manager says "my wife is from Canada."

The boy says "really?? What team does she play for?"