FUNNY! Politically Incorrect Unique Units!

Originally posted by Tweedledum
ROME: Italian Mother - high attack value, available after any Roman unit is defeated, when they chase after the victor and give him a good going over. Obsolete after the discovery of Underarm Shaving...
ROFL!!! I love it!!!1

America: Rapper:
Decreases literacy in foreign city, increases unhappiness in that town, but causes annoyance towards the american civ. (btw didn't rap die in the mid 90s? someone forgot to tell these guys)

India: Bollywood (Small wonder)
Increases happiness in all indian cities. Causes global confusion.
 
Originally posted by Higher Game
America- Elvis Impersonator. Replaces normal entertainer, is twice as effective.

The Elvis Impersonator would have to consume 4 food a turn rather than 2... :D
 
Canada- Jean Chretien 0/0/0
Embarasses country once (or twice... or more) per turn. Decreases literacy in all friendly or non-friendly cities on map (may even affect totally different games) This unit cannot be disbanded EVER!!
 
lol@tweedledum
lolol@Soviet Beast

Why have i never heard of this Jean Chretien anywhere else apart from in this forum?
 
Originally posted by Soviet beast
Canada- Jean Chretien 0/0/0
Embarasses country once (or twice... or more) per turn. Decreases literacy in all friendly or non-friendly cities on map (may even affect totally different games) This unit cannot be disbanded EVER!!

Wouldn't that be the Mod version of the English "Prince Phillip".
 
These may make me unpopular, but oh well..... Looks like no date for the prom.....

England: English Smile: Works as a bombard attack slowly degrading enemy units HP with the sight of thier hideious, crooked teeth.

France: Frenchman: Makes one happy citizen unhappy in enemy cities by using horrible manners toward forgieners.

Austrailia: Not a UU, but more a civ advantage: Culture is never derived from Austrailian improvments, rather simply copied from English and American Civs.

American: CIA/NSA: Stages attack on own city to allow declaration of war without provacation in a republic or democracy.

Germany: Lola: Ground unit with 3 movement points and scream attack which levels entire cities.
 
American: soon to be divorced National park employee
all forests in city borders are destroyed due to ragging wild fires loss of population
and increase in pollution if not put out by Indian reservation part time fireman (who after stopping that fire starts another to get paid overtime) spreads to closest city friendly or otherwise
can only be used onces
 
Originally posted by CRaider
Hey I am surprised nobody mentioned Disgruntled US Postal Employee as an UU.

Very good! Speaking of the U.S. Government, there can always be an INS agent: gives a free pass to terrorists at the border.

Good thread!
 
Zouvae, I expected an anti-firaxis unit outta you. Something like a Firaxis programer: Generates extra commerce while making all other civs angry.

Good to see you turning that anger toward a more deserving target, the United States Government! :D
 
america should need more food per citizen. and After invention of gunpowder, population growth halves because of all the people killing each other.
 
Originally posted by romelus
Zulu:
AIDS Bomb 8/0/5 missile - available after industrilization

1. Cities lose one population per turn for three turns unless there is a hospital present, in which case only one population is lost

2. units heal half as quickly due to shortage of blood supply

The apartheid dirty tricks agents in South Africa already thought of this one.

Japanese:
Honda Civic 0/3/4 special unit - available after automobiles

once a city is hit, it stops growing for 10 turns due to high rate of teenage racing accidents

True, but the Civic sure is fun to drive.:)
 
England: Sporting incompetance (Small Wonder)
Increases unhappiness in all cities, likelihood of culture flipping to a better sporting civ is increased.
 
American: Lawyer(0/0/1): When used on Ememy city it is like 3 whippings. If not used in 5 turns it infects the city it is closes to.

French: Philippe(0/0/1): Halves a city population rate (Because everyone has a headache).

~Matthew
 
a headache of me?And im not French.Im Belgian and im proud of it.Tell me exactly why you should get a headache of me.
 
Chinese: 'Bhuddist Temple' City Improvement. Built in enemy city, has no apparent effect. Builder can pick next government of enemy civ and gains all that civs military techs, treasury is halved when this ability is used. Fortunately only works until that civ has a revolution.

France (Civ Ability): When attacked by any civ, immediately culture flips to that civ, until it loses a war with another civ, at which time it flips back to French and signs an alliance with the victor.

Columbian Drug Lord (Barbarian): Infiltrates a civ, and siphons off 30% of its Luxuries, in exchange for +2 Happy Citizens, +1 Unhappy Citizen, +25% Corruption, and uses the money to make more barbarian units.

Redneck (USA Unique Unit) Requires Beer, Electronics & Automobile (for Nascar) and a Cathedral. City is never Unhappy while requirements are met if it outnumbers all other units in city. Will often commit hate crimes against non-USA population, resulting in the decrease of the city's size until all non-US people are gone. Until all non-USA population is gone, spawns a barbarian White Supremacist unit every 12 turns.

White Supremacist (barbarian) Immune to bribery. Can perform terrorist strike against any US city that has non-US citizens. Will either kill one non-US citizen(but has 75% chance of killing 1 or 2 US Citizens as well), destroy a church, or stage a racist rally and cause city to increase unhappiness for ten turns. Is destroyed (arrested and jailed by FBI) if it does either of the first two, but can strike again if it does the third.

Any Civ: Small Wonder: The Internet. Must have 10 cities with Universities, and Computers advance. Any city with a University gets +1 Happy citizen from Web surfing and +3 revenue from e-Commerce. Increases knowledge output by 5%, but decreases productivity by an equal amount, as workers goof off on Internet instead of doing their jobs. ;)

Creation vs. Evolution debate: Small Wonder automatically acquired by any civ that builds The Internet. Has no discernable effect on anything, but causes additional loss of 1% of productivity as a few people waste their time on it.
 
Im Suprised no one has thought of this one...

Germany- Green Police : Can be dispatched into babolyon and other middle eastern Civilization and kills Entire Jewish population

Germany City Improvment- Concentration Camp
Increases Production 150% but takes away city land radius due to mass graves
 
They are too politically incorrect, and have no humor value.
 
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