FUNNY! Politically Incorrect Unique Units!

[romelus]

Zulu:
AIDS Bomb 8/0/5 missile - available after industrilization

1. Cities lose one population per turn for three turns unless there is a hospital present, in which case only one population is lost

2. units heal half as quickly due to shortage of blood supply

Germans:
Dominitrix 6/6/1 infantry - needs rubber

these mastached ladies reduce the defense of defenders by half (infantry would have 5 defense, for example)

English:
Mad Cow Rider 7*/2/2 cavalry - available after industrilization, needs cow icon in city radius

*useless against india

Rome:
Gino 10/8*/3 cavalry - available after motorized tranportation

these brave men armed with a comb and a motorcycle make excellent city patrols. * defense is 0 against dominitrix

Japanese:
Honda Civic 0/3/4 special unit - available after automobiles

once a city is hit, it stops growing for 10 turns due to high rate of teenage racing accidents

Indian:
Dancing Actor 6/1/1 infantry - available after music theory

more lethal than an arrow is the hynotic hip twisting and stringy music that's sure to follow... ayeahayehaaa... serves as entertainer when stationed in an Indian city, generates 1 one unhappy face in other cities

Iroquois:
Dances with Wolves 0/0/3 leader - no requirements

special leader that can build the theatre improvement - generates 5 gold per turn in the city it's built

ok someone else carry on.

 

[Zouave]

Not bad. Esp. the AIDS thing.

Could be even MORE Politically Incorrect. I think you're holding back!

 

[GhengisFarb]

Originally posted by romelus

Germans:
Dominitrix 6/6/1 infantry - needs rubber

these mastached ladies reduce the defense of defenders by half (infantry would have 5 defense, for example)

English:
Mad Cow Rider 7*/2/2 cavalry - available after industrilization, needs cow icon in city radius

*useless against india

LMAO

So THATS why they requested a cow riding unit.......

 

[Maple]

hey... My brother only crashed his civic once...

 

[Immortal]

Originally posted by romelus

Japanese:
Honda Civic 0/3/4 special unit - available after automobiles

once a city is hit, it stops growing for 10 turns due to high rate of teenage racing accidents

good stuff. Gino would be an interesting unit to have as well.

 

[spycatcher34]

HeH pretty good...
Indian:
Dancing Actor 6/1/1 infantry - available after music theory

more lethal than an arrow is the hynotic hip twisting and stringy music that's sure to follow... ayeahayehaaa... serves as entertainer when stationed in an Indian city, generates 1 one unhappy face in other cities

 

[gonzo_for_civ]

This is great.. SOmeone must make up some more@!!!

 

[philippe]

OK i will give it a shot.
America:Goerge Bush jr. a/m/d :999999999999999999999999/1/0.0000001.
All civs are furiuos because you are so dumb.All ME countries declare war on you.Thx to saying no to kyoto-treaty the whole world is polluted.

 

[fidelcastro]

@philippe

What a great idea! But unfortunately not very realistic...

 

[gonzo_for_civ]

Yeah, keep personal opinions out of it. Even if it does carry some realism.

 

[philippe]

Sure i understand.But i hear they bash our ministers then....:hamer:

 

[marshal zhukov]

Babylonian unique unit:
Sadam Hussein,
Would have the ability to kill foreign citizens by chemically attacking them( he would gas them ). Sadam Hussein would also make the americans go furious with the babylonians.

 

[Chris_b_89]

Take it easy their Philippe. This is the last place I want to discuss politics, in fact I don't like discussing politics period, but I will here.

You're probably not American, but 3,000 of our citizens died that day, and as far as I'm concerned we're justified in going after anyone who's supported these SOB's.

I'm Southern Baptist, so obviously I don't much like Islam or Muslims, but I'm not going to argue with people here, neither the time nor the place. Keep your opinions to yourself.

BTW for the record, Bush is ten times smarter than any European leader and I don't much like your qoute about not caring about the WTC.

 

[Silent Assassin]

I have to agree with Chris considering i had 2 very close friends that were supposed to be on one of the planes luckily they got a chance to take an earlier flight and did

 

[marshal zhukov]

phillippe you are right, I agree with you.

Bush failed America by holding up information. Bush knew of the risk of terrorist attack and did not do anything to stop it.

And Bush broke the Kyoto Agreement and then allowed the big corporations to drill Alaskan wilderness for a little bit of gold

Needless to say, he was a close friend of the top ERON EXECUTIVES.
Bush is only president because of the Supreme Court and he is a terrible negotiator. Please do not reelect him

 

[Higher Game]

Bush withheld information because he is too dumb to lie

Mexico- Illegal Immigrant. Works 1 tile, but lowers happiness and eventually reproduces enough to overrun the city.

Japan- Ninja. 1/1/6. Can assassinate civilians. Invisible like a sub unless spotted by fat white guys like in Bruce Lee movies.

Arabs- The terrorist. Enough said.

America- Elvis Impersonator. Replaces normal entertainer, is twice as effective.

Can't think of anything else.

 

[amadeus]

Americans: Robert Downey Jr., availible after Radio. Requires Incense (drugs). Increases city trade by 50 percent as the expense of high corruption. Immune to Courthouses/Police Stations because of his Elite (celebrity) status.

Germans: Gestapo. Requires Cattle within city radius (for black leather coats). Able to use martial law in a republic. Kills all non-German city citizens.

Japan: Dive bomber. Requires young and naive Japanese pilots.

Persians: Skyjacker. Requires Islam and submachine guns.

 

[sumthinelse]

Americans: Britney Spears. Instantly lowers IQ and increases libido of all nations. Reduces research rate by 10% and productivity by 10% in all nations, but increases American income by 5%. Or maybe it's a "Wonder" and not a unit?

 

[marshal zhukov]

LOL
Britney also would increase happiness in all of your cities.

Speaking of her , what happened to Cristina Aguilera I guess she disapeared, one album hit and then gone forever

 

[Chris_b_89]

LOL. Detroit has completed Britney Spears, shall we begin work on Mech. Infantry

Think this should be a great wonder or too powerful and should be a small wonder?