Funny Screenshots

[Lord Chambers]

Hey, remember when the moderator said no more than two posts between screenshots?

And hey, remember before that when the thread was about funny screenshots, not Monty Python?

 

[The Condor]

Hey, Mansa has a slight spending problem I have come to confront him about:

 

[KevinTMC]

This is really wierd! I have a personal game with a randomly generated map, and it looks like the same island! (it's a little hard to tell, but man it looks exactly the same!)

There are some slight differences in a tile or two, but they are essentially the same island!

This is a very familiar map to many of us, as this thread helped us discover a little while ago. (Warning: Spoiler screenshots present there, for those who have not fully explored this particular recurring map yet.)

When I played the map, I had the sea levels elevated...so your starting continent, occupied by AI Caesar in my game, was actually a chain of islands. But other than a few coastal tiles changed from land to water, it was exactly the same!

-- Kevin​

P.S. Nice avatar. "Penfold...shush!" Good times. Wish I could sit down and watch early '80s Nickelodeon with my children now, but it's a vastly different channel these days. But at least I've got a nice collection of import Danger Mouse DVDs to share with them.

 

[KevinTMC]

Hey, remember when the moderator said no more than two posts between screenshots?

And hey, remember before that when the thread was about funny screenshots, not Monty Python?

Careful, you'll start another riot that way.

Folks post what they likes to post in this thread, and ain't nobody gets to say nothin' 'bout it...

-- Kevin​

 

[VladTepes]

What is it you are saying?

Ahhh! Don't say that word!!!

We are the no longer the Knights who say NI! We are now the knights who say EKKI EKKI BATANG ZOO-BOING and NIIIIIIII-WOM!!!




(side note: five seconds before someone retakes this hijacked thread...."

 

[The Condor]

Would you still want your shrubbery then?

 

[CivFan91]

I'd get a funny pic now just to get you guys back on topic, but I don't have one as of now. That's it, I'm going in(to cIV)

 

[The Condor]

And all of you thought Tokogawa(sp?) was the mean and grumpy ruler. Check out crazy Catherine:

All I asked was one gold per turn for peace (she had nothing else) and I got a frickin -20!?! (I did ask three times but come on negative 20!!!). At least my trades were fair with her.

Edit: Wait... is that a pimple I spot under her nose? She must have been picking at it and I caught her off-guard. Oh, that must be why she is so angry because her zit cream is not working today and she doesn't want me to tell the others she has acne which will ruin her chances at becoming the secretary general of the UN. My bad.

 

[White Elk]

Can't say I blame the cowardice of that Barbarian Archer...

 

[CivFan91]

@Condor - I think you have other reasons as to why she's ticked at you...

OK, I got one. I only edited it a little, and you'll know that my editing didn't affect the pic at all.

 

[The Condor]

Oh. So that's what remove jungle does. I always thought it was something else. Also, I can't quite get what your aiming at C3CFanatic0014?

 

[KevinTMC]

Can't say I blame the cowardice of that Barbarian Archer...

Run away!

Run away! Run awaaay! Run awaaaaay!

Keep running!

Oh, sorry. That's just a tank there. For a second I thought it was the legendary Black Beast of Aaarrrrggh!

-- Kevin​

 

[CivFan91]

Oh. So that's what remove jungle does. I always thought it was something else. Also, I can't quite get what your aiming at C3CFanatic0014?

My point was that I had highlighted 'Clear Jungle'. Does it really need to say "Will clear the Jungle" in bright red letters? I know that's what it does, that's the name of the order! Sorry if you didn't get it. I'd post another screen, but I didn't find anything.

 

[The Condor]

To KevinTMC. It was for the Black Beast of Aaarrrggh (or was it Aaaaauuuuuggggh!) but the Run away was used best when the French launched the Trojan Bunny at the knights of the roundtable.

To C3CFanatic0014 I was talking both about that but also what do you mean Catherine was mad about me about something else and what was that something else?

 

[CivFan91]

Well...

-2 You traded with our worst enemies!
-3 You declared war on us!
-2 You nuked us!
-1 You nuked our friends!
-2 You refused to help us!
-20 You made an arrogant demand!

At least she isn't mad because of religion...

That kind of pissing off leaders takes guts.

 

[The Condor]

The you nuked us and you nuked our friend used to be higher but as turns went by it got lower. Also, I wish there was a "you nuked everyone except yourself you b****rd!" modifier because I would of gotten it and been able to proudly show that to the world. Also, she shared my religion so that would of been a positive factor but since I killed literally everyone in her country it doesn't really matter.

 

[CivFan91]

Geez. I've been trying to work up the guts to attack my neighbor, the English. I outnumber and outgun them, but they are quite large, and the lesson of insane defeats in Civ III is well-learned. Anyways, I'm going to declare now. Nobody likes Lizzy anyways, and she hates my guts as is.

 

[The Condor]

Good. I outnumbered and outteched Catherine and she hated me and was kinda large so I totallly opened a can of whup@$$ on her and now she is having fun in the South Pole with her two crap cities which I nuke periodically just to reminder I am still the boss (she for some reason unknown to this universe attempts to threaten me with her endless supply of infantry! At least her death with swift and painless [I know I know I am a softie] kinda like the rest of the world {Mwuhahaha! Ahahahahaaa!})

 

[bpops]

here's two pics I'll share with you all..

1st: just thought this was pretty funny. out in the middle of nowhere, two crabs just chattin it up.. i kept my eye on em the whole game. i thought they were plotting against me.

2nd: This is what happens when you don't expand fast enough. Needless to say, I was quickly wiped out in this game

I can't post them as images (why?), so you'll have to click the links, sorry

 

[Tubby Rower]

2nd: This is what happens when you don't expand fast enough. Needless to say, I was quickly wiped out in this game

How in the world did you get out-cultured by Monty? That's the funniest part of that pic.

In order for a screenie to show up in your post either put them in a hosting service like image shack or just attach 1. Multiple "Attached Images" don't show up.