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King Flevance
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The old way of residential moving.
For some reason there's a graphic's bug, but who cares.
LOL how long did it take you to time that one just right?
Abegweit
Anarchist trader
LOL. My wife hates 'em. Believe it or not, I used to commute past a business with a huge sign out front: "S. Fuk's Dry Goods". I often wondered whether the problem was his own or... his wife's.
And why would he advertise it? 
flyingchicken
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10 minutes finding the right camera angle (while alt-tabbing to read this threadLOL how long did it take you to time that one just right?
). Was lucky enough to notice that before the hamlet grew any larger. 
JujuLautre
Deity
1st > Poor bear, wonder why the RNG hates him so much... Do you think he will live here until the end of times?
2nd > Omg, the invisible man is here ! Well, Invisible barb archer in fact
2nd > Omg, the invisible man is here ! Well, Invisible barb archer in fact
DrewBledsoe
Veteran QB
1st > Poor bear, wonder why the RNG hates him so much... Do you think he will live here until the end of times?
2nd > Omg, the invisible man is here ! Well, Invisible barb archer in fact
Poor bear my ass, he having a great time, no stupid people to annoy him, a nice forest and these strange little wriggly creatures who make this shiny silverly stuff to watch all day.....he's in bear heaven
KMadCandy
giggling permanoob
a couple pages back i mentioned a game where i did a lot of research on the barbarians. ok lets be honest, actually i was cheating my candy ass off ... been really sick, on heavy drugs, not looking for a challenge, so made it easy on myself . but i did do research! i gave myself spies for every civ, including the barbarians, very early on, to watch how they progressed, what order they researched in, etc. i found it interesting, it suited my mental state at the time.
the barbs i had to eventually set up a laboratory for. they were cleared off the continents, so i made a little island with a health or happy resource (with improvements, of course) on every square to spoil them *giggle*. i put a barb settler down there, and then when he made the city i went and added a hospital and supermarket to it and stuff, just to be able to concentrate on their tech progress and not watch them gasping for breath in clouds of unhealthy green smoke.
here they're running their culture slider at 20% because they're suffering from emancipation unhappiness. i'd never have guessed that barbs got that!
and this one cracks me up. you know how Civ4 tries to stop you from expanding too much too soon. well, the barbs get hit pretty hard...
they get a "no palace penalty" and aren't allowed to build a palace. how is that fair? the "no palace penalty" only shows up if there's more than one barb city on the map. Barb Research, the city they have the trade route with, is a city i built next to Libyan and left undefended and surprise surprise they captured it! the cities were right next door to each other, 4 tiles in between for no overlap but also no waste. hmmz, i should do this again to see if that penalty is worse if the second city is way across the map...
anyway, the barbs crack me up! so does cheating in the name of science. and so does rationalizing my behavior *giggle*
. but i did do research! i gave myself spies for every civ, including the barbarians, very early on, to watch how they progressed, what order they researched in, etc. i found it interesting, it suited my mental state at the time.the barbs i had to eventually set up a laboratory for. they were cleared off the continents, so i made a little island with a health or happy resource (with improvements, of course) on every square to spoil them *giggle*. i put a barb settler down there, and then when he made the city i went and added a hospital and supermarket to it and stuff, just to be able to concentrate on their tech progress and not watch them gasping for breath in clouds of unhealthy green smoke.
here they're running their culture slider at 20% because they're suffering from emancipation unhappiness. i'd never have guessed that barbs got that!
and this one cracks me up. you know how Civ4 tries to stop you from expanding too much too soon. well, the barbs get hit pretty hard...
they get a "no palace penalty" and aren't allowed to build a palace. how is that fair? the "no palace penalty" only shows up if there's more than one barb city on the map. Barb Research, the city they have the trade route with, is a city i built next to Libyan and left undefended and surprise surprise they captured it! the cities were right next door to each other, 4 tiles in between for no overlap but also no waste. hmmz, i should do this again to see if that penalty is worse if the second city is way across the map...
anyway, the barbs crack me up! so does cheating in the name of science. and so does rationalizing my behavior *giggle*
WingedPaladin
He Keiki o Akua
The clams have no chance. 
JujuLautre
Deity
Poor bear my ass, he having a great time, no stupid people to annoy him, a nice forest and these strange little wriggly creatures who make this shiny silverly stuff to watch all day.....he's in bear heaven
You forget that the only prupose of bears in Civ, the only reason they have been created by the ruler, is to hunt and eat wandering defenceless men, warriors and scouts. How can he bee fullfiling his destiny, trapped on this tiny piece of forest?
DrewBledsoe
Veteran QB
You forget that the only prupose of bears in Civ, the only reason they have been created by the ruler, is to hunt and eat wandering defenceless men, warriors and scouts. How can he bee fullfiling his destiny, trapped on this tiny piece of forest?
Unless the men are wearing black (bearskins?- hows that for a quandry?)
Then they "know" they're on the same side, and musn't eat them
member66170
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That won't happen to often though. As soon as barbs appear, animals stop being spawned.
Onagan
The Dutch
Whoops, that cloud isn't going up.
just played an emperor game where i started alone on a remote island. after meeting all other civs it just took some diplomatic baiting to start a world war very religious game
i founded taoism, just running free religion. (oh, and the score is so low cause i miss landmass and some techs, but it should be a domination victory soon ^^)
very religious game
i founded taoism, just running free religion. (oh, and the score is so low cause i miss landmass and some techs, but it should be a domination victory soon ^^)
Fr8monkey
Deity
Love
Deity
Can you link me that mod are you kind?
CGM3
Chieftain
Playing Vikings and popped a hut that was hostile.... This ain't going to be pretty
Don't think of it as being hopelessly outnumbered... think of it as a target-rich environment!
Veritass
Emperor
Playing Vikings and popped a hut that was hostile.... This ain't going to be pretty
Lions to the left of me, POLAR BEARS to the right of me?
Love
Deity
It's a mod... And i want it, link it!
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