Funny Smilee Story

[Yaniv]

It was the modern age and it was just me, the and the and I was at :rocket: with both of them. The weren't so strong. I sent in a couple of :soldier: and took them out.


To be continued...

 

[Yaniv]

The were stronger though. They sent a huge fleet toward my coast. I had to my communist commrades in order to finish my . The next turn I them and made them into :mutant: . Then I sent in my :tank: and took there cities and I won. I'm sure I'll go to for what I did.

Post you smilee stories here or just any feedback you want to say.

 

[.:KNAS:.]

I tried that once in the Peanut Gallery... And no one responded...

 

[Suppersalmon]

one christmass when :santa: was on his rounds somebody tried to :santa: fleeing for his life went back to the north pole then he got all his eleves on to him and they all :rocket: then :santa: continued his round and after had to celebrate a good nights work

 

[puglover]

Both are good stories!

 

[Perfection]

Once opon a time there was a . He had to :die: this guy. But he left his sword at home. So he picked up a and tried to shoot him, but it was full of blanks! Than he tried a :fish: but when he the guy with it. He only bruised him. Than he tried to run him over with a :tank: but it was out of gas. Exhasperated he picked up a spear and :arrow:. He was so pleased with this that he abandonded being a and became a spearman!

 

[Darkness]

I had a good about these tales...

 

[Obssesed Nuker]

Im the Obssesed Nuker around here

 

[Yaniv]

Originally posted by Obssesed Nuker
Im the Obssesed Nuker around here

I got to the site 1 month before you. Tough.

 

[puglover]

Once the of declared war! I was ! It was Cheiftain, so I cremed her with many :soldier: and knights. In the end, the of was and I was ! I remained the dominant !

 

[Obssesed Nuker]

Okay once I had akot of . So I decided too luanch them soon was nothing but waste. The entire world than declared war on me so I luanched all my remaining at them.

 

[Zcylen]

I was the ruler of the germans and I met the of the french, the beautiful Joan.
I inmediatly fall with her.
I thought it would be cool to invite her a
she agreed, and after 10 beers we were
then I tried to take her to a place in the dark, behind the bushes and she said I insisted but she refused again until she got real and me

oh, this story makes me

 

[Perfection]

Once upon a time there was a :vampire: he was a very one and wanted no one in the world to . So he decided to find :santa: and :die: him. But :santa: had a friend who tipped him off and so, he killed the :vampire: with a garlic coated :arrow:. Than they both had a big .

 

[Narz]

You have a knack for these Perfection.

 

[Perfection]

All right heres another

Once upon a time this was a guy who made hats, he made hats and :soldier: hats and even ! One day a asked for a new hat but the hatter didn't have any horns! So he yelled I'd give my soul for a :tank:. Sure enough, pops up and says "that can be arranged." Then the hatter ripped out a :shotgun: and :slay: him. Now the has a new hat and the hatter has enough money to attract a new :love2:

 

[Narz]

You should write a short story book using smileys.

 

[Yaniv]

Wanted criminal: $20,000 reward:

wanted for:
:rocket: and
:ripper: and
:rocket2: and
[plasma] and
:slay: and
:die:

If you see this man: :santa: contact your local authourity immediatly.

 

[Yaniv]

All right. Here is another santa one (Though I am not Christian).



One upon a time there was an man named :santa:. He all day. As for the elves: He them and they all day long. The elves could take no more, so one day they tried to :die: him. But :santa: flew away in his sled with his (Okay! It was the closest thing to a reindeer I could find). He them too, and flew to a bar where he all night long.



To be continued...

 

[Yaniv]

When :santa: came out of the bar he all over the sidewalk. One of the elves, knowing better this time, hid in a window on a building near by. then when :santa: he (sniped) and killed the fat bastard. Then all the elves and lived happily ever after.

The End.


Any positive feedback will inspire me to keep writing (and insulting Santa).

 

[Perfection]

My story!

There once was an poster named Yaniv. He insulted kindly old :santa:. When :santa: saw this he was and . He asked his raindeer and his elves what to do and the said give him a lump of coal. When the Yaniv woke up on Christmas there was nasty tasting coal in his mouth. He soon learned that trying to make :santa: was a big