Good Wish, Bad Wish IX: I Wish I could Think of a Good Title

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, nothing changes (You already are one according to you.)

I wish I could change my name to Domination3001

 

[Bratmon]

Granted, but it changes right back.

I wish I could make wishes that didn't have twists.

 

[W|M]

Granted. They EPIC FAIL.

I wish I had a wallet that produced money as I took money out.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Granted, but now that money can be made for free, they quickly dimish in value.


I wish the W, I, and M in west india man's name were capitalized

 

[W|M]

(Not a Grant) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SOCIALISM FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Seon]

Granted, but now that money can be made for free, they quickly dimish in value.


I wish the W, I, and M in west india man's name were capitalized

Granted. West India Man dies instantly.

I wish for the great Iabaoladob to come forth to join me in this earth (so that we can blow it up)

 

[civ2]

Granted. I never knew Cell can disguise SO good.
I wish I wished a nice wish.

 

[W|M]

Granted. It's only nice to Bush II.

I wish Republicans didn't exist.

 

[choxorn]

Granted, I won't twist that.

I wish the thread would end already.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Granted, but do to me flamming and spamming it up.


YOUR MOTHER!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111ONEONEONEONESEVEN


Kinda like that.




I wish the letter "k" made a different sound than the letter "c".

 

[W|M]

Granted. You can't pronounce it, and puke every time you try to.

I wish Bush hadn't invaded Iraq.

 

[Seon]

Granted. he invades Russia instead.

I wish that Nyarlathothep would destroy the Earth already.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Granted, you died in the explosion.

I wish more people would read my EPIC STORY!!! >> http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=372046

 

[W|M]

Granted. It becomes EPIC FAIL.

I wish I could get a bot that would constantly make loads of money and drop it in Runescape, so there would be panic and hyperinflation!!!

 

[Seon]

Granted. The lynch mob then comes and executes you.

I wish I had my personal hammerspace.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Granted, but you STOP. HAMMERTIME. and never go again.


I wish France invaded Spain and won.

 

[W|M]

Granted. ERROR!!! ERROR!!! NON-COMPATIBLE WISH!!!!!!!!!!! (explodes)

I wish the Old Spice remix was longer.