Haiku Instead?

[Azash]

Now he tries again
Haiku still devoid of all
Emotion just bluff.

And then a little stupidity..

Oh, pink flamingo
Plastic is thy pink feather
Pink pink pink times three.

 

[punkbass2000]

Creativity not
Nothing is new so nothing is old
Haiku anyway please

 

[Azash]

Sure thing, the guy said
Haiku, a matter of fun
Or is what it is?

 

[punkbass2000]

Two lines description
Another explanatory
Five-seven-five, in theory

 

[Azash]

Man strains face in pain
A contorted expression
Wrestling in progress

 

[Silver Steak]

Hey, this is a great way to increase your post count!

 

[Silver Steak]

Off topic I am
It gives me endless delight
Spam is good for you

 

[Silver Steak]

Spam is a pop art
Post in on your forum thread
People will love it

 

[Bartleby]

increase your post count
by making haiku to read
not just by spamming

edit: too haiku too slow.

 

[Silver Steak]

Is that criticism?
I don't like your attitude
Haiku duel, now!

 

[Azash]

New arrivals here
Bartleby and Silver now
Let's hear their haiku's

 

[Silver Steak]

Cancel my challenge
I must play Oblivion
Life-sucking it is

 

[Silver Steak]

This is pretty fun
I never thought haiku could
Be this amusing!

 

[Bartleby]

when put on the spot
urge to create falls away
mental block sets in

 

[Silver Steak]

And my spam haikus
Are just as good as yours are
That I do defend

 

[punkbass2000]

Let go of desire
Acknowledge the faults
Haiku flows freely

 

[Bartleby]

New arrivals here
Bartleby and Silver now
Let's hear their haiku's

Bartleby arrived
back on page three of the thread
and then disappeared

 

[Silver Steak]

Anyway now I
Will truly be off the line
Lo! Oblivion

 

[punkbass2000]

If you spam my thread
Reported you will be
Discontinue

 

[King Flevance]

This thread cracks me up!
How is it nine pages long?
So how's my Haiku?