Haiku Instead?

[Chairman Meow]

Body in motion
Tends to remain in motion.
Body at rest rests.

 

[Nylan]

A NESer will NES
He sees a NES in forum games
*twitch*twitch* must convert

 

[Perfection]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Flame Troll Flame Troll Flame Troll Flame
CFCOT

 

[angeleyes]

(improved version)

In the beginning
God created the heavens
and, sadly, the earth

 

[punkbass2000]

In the beginning
is the ending beginning
World without end

 

[Tycoon101]

Children in China
Forc'ed to make me some bricks
Say "Hello, First world!"

 

[AngryPinkMoose]

Um call me stupid but whats Haiku? .......... L.L

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Haiku is a poem
With three lines - 5 syllables
Then 7, then 5

 

[Bozo Erectus]

When squirrels attack
The square root of the penis
Improving the brain

 

[AngryPinkMoose]

Haiku is a poem
With three lines - 5 syllables
Then 7, then 5

oh..............

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Religiously baffled.
Family Guy or South Park?
Im a noob who needs help!

 

[angeleyes]

Writing a haiku,
Without knowledge or desire:
Harmony remains.

 

[cthom]

Haiku is a poem
With three lines - 5 syllables
Then 7, then 5

Haiku(2) is(1) a(1) poem(2)=6.

Haiku is a pain
no real communication
real ale is better

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Well, the word poem
Can be pronounced as one or
as two syllables.

 

[The Yankee]

One dollar for thee
One Take Five ticket for me
Must be slow work day

 

[Perfection]

Of the world's doctors
Which dude is the coolest one?
Iced Dr. Pepper!

 

[The Yankee]

Fred Thompson declares
"I am the true outsider!"
20 years D.C.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Sipping coffee while
woman jailed for testicle
attack. Why we choke.

 

[Swedishguy]

I feel sad today.
I am one of many, like
it should naught be.

 

[Bartleby]

Peculiar light
Rain clouds cross the sky swiftly
Summer continues