Haiku Instead?

[Azash]

With a halo grey
Azash comes to CFC
My hiatus ends.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Well, the word poem
Can be pronounced as one or
as two syllables.

oe is a dipthong, it makes the word two syllables. Po-em.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

oe is a dipthong, it makes the word two syllables. Po-em.

Did you mean to give
me that explanation in
haiku form, or what?

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Did you mean to give
me that explanation in
haiku form, or what?

I had considered
Writing my answer in form
then thought otherwise

 

[Algan]

When posting here Cheez,
you always write a reply
in Five-Seven-Five.

 

[Veritass]

Wikipedia
says "lane" and "lied" are diphthongs
with one syllable

 

[BasketCase]

Let us not debate
on linguistic conventions
and just write haiku

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

fear not, brave algan!
for I have mastered my prose
and will now write right

 

[Bartleby]

Rebellious mouse
The cursor always wanders
Though my hand stays still

 

[rkade8583]

My brilliant mind
The highways are always closed
The ideas flee

 

[GinandTonic]

Rebellious mouse
The cursor always wanders
Though my hand stays still

The cursor dances
Wet finger on the touchpad
Makes Gin furious.

 

[Swedishguy]

I am Swedishguy,
but in real life I'm known as
Erik Henriksson.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I am Swedishguy,
but in real life I'm known as
Erik Henriksson.

That's a Swedish name
So it is very fitting
for a Swedishguy.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Rebellious mouse
The cursor always wanders
Though my hand stays still

A driver problem
Oftentimes is the main cause
Of troublesome mouse.

 

[Bartleby]

I recently changed
The old mouse just up and died
But it's no big deal

 

[Chairman Meow]

Did you just replace
A mouse that has a ball with
An optical mouse?

 

[Bartleby]

Both of my rodents
were of the optical type
(one of them still is)

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Cheezy thinks that
Your meeses simply hate you
I suggest more cheese

 

[Swedishguy]

Swedishguy is the
coolest in cool, make of that
whatever you want.

 

[Veritass]

"Swedishguy" 's letters
in an anagram engine
spell, "Hi, edgy wuss".