Haiku Instead?

[Chairman Meow]

Sometimes you need an
Electromagnetic field
To make the world good.

 

[philippe]

Jews caths and muslims
fighting for the sh*tty game
thats why they are lame

 

[Angst]

Losing my head
To a raisin brain
He eats my teeth for supper

 

[Birdjaguar]

Hear the river call,
It googles in pools, over rocks--
A trap for Seekers

 

[philippe]

in the morning I
wake up with a lousy head
chinese wine is so evil

 

[Swedishguy]

Saturday is for
the weak. Sunday is for the
weak. Friday ditto.

 

[ggganz]

I just can't believe
After thirty-six pages
You still do it wrong.

IT'S 5 THEN 7 THEN 5!! The following is commonly thought to be a haiku, but it's 7 then 5 then 7.

My litter box is all full.
One of us has hands.
Do you get what I'm saying?

 

[sourboy]

What's this thread about?

And what the heck is haiku?

...should be closed as spam.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

ggganz@ It is 5-7-5.

I got a brand new
mobile phone, me says yay w00t yay
God bless Nokia

 

[kulade]

We are ostracized,
for spamming elsewhere, yet here
it's called poetry.

 

[sourboy]

I still don't agree
It seems like one big thread jack
Moderators! Help!

 

[kulade]

I still don't agree
It seems like one big thread jack
Moderators! Help!

This thread may be spam
But it is artsy as well.
You are uncultured!

 

[sourboy]

This thread may be spam
But it is artsy as well.
You are uncultured!

Yeah, whatever dude...
This is kindergarten crap!
I am an "adult".

 

[ggganz]

What's this thread about?
Haikus
And what the heck is haiku?
Poem w/ 5-7-5 syllables
...should be closed as spam.
That would have happened a long time ago.

ggganz@ It is 5-7-5.
That's what I said!!
I got a brand new
cewl
mobile phone, me says yay w00t yay
w00t w00t boogie woogie w00t
God bless Nokia
But a new phone isn't worth it unless it's a cell phone.

I still don't agree
Dude, it's bee 36 pages, would have been closed by now.
It seems like one big thread jack
How can you jack a threat that was meant for this? Maybe I don't quite know what a thread jack is.
Moderators! Help!
THEY WOULD HAVE CLOSED IT BY NOW!!!

tendamnchars

 

[kulade]

Kindergarten, huh?
The cool kids are doing it.
Haikus are manly!

 

[sourboy]

tendamnchars

You do not get it.
I'm complaining in Haiku's.
So I'm on topic!

 

[kulade]

tendamnchars

O you silly goose!
You don't get the jokes do you?
You must use Haikus!

 

[ggganz]

@sourboy:
If you took your sig
and added "that" after "those"
it would also work!

 

[sourboy]

@sourboy:
If you took your sig
and added "that" after "those"
it would also work!

That is a good point.
However that would be plain.
My way's poetic!

 

[sourboy]

I do not regret
the things I have done, but those
that I did not do!