Haiku Instead?

[Angst]

Playing a game
Civving a game
Difference there be

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Ahh... words of wisdom.
To seek joy in the moment?
Memories always!

Memory leaves us
But moments are forever
Go make each one count

 

[sourboy]

Haiku from a South Park Episode:

Kyle:
"Fat-a** Cartman was
not on the school bus today.
What a big, fat turd."

"A** full of pork fat
jiggles like a Jello mold.
Mouth is flapping, too."

"I bet you don't win.
They don't let big fat a**es
perform on TV."

Cartman:
"Shut your God-damned mouth
or else I'm gonna kick you
square in the balls a**...
hole.

Aw, damn it!" (too many syllables)

 

[sourboy]

Memory leaves us
But moments are forever
Go make each one count

That's impossible!
How does one make a moment
If there is no spoon?

 

[Bozo Erectus]

That's impossible!
How does one make a moment
If there is no spoon?

When life sucks, use straws
When living blows, try a fan
Delicious? A spoon

 

[The Yankee]

Axis of Evil
Consisting Iran, Iraq,
And North Korea

 

[philippe]

Flemish are one is
a great thing that is suppossed
to be carried out

 

[Chairman Meow]

Yeah, whatever dude...
This is kindergarten crap!
I am an "adult".

Some people play Civ.
Others write stupid haiku.
Some whine like this guy.

 

[Swedishguy]

I think Japan should
have won at the Pacific
Ocean in WWII.

 

[Angst]

Chairman Meow
Eating a cow
This is not trolling

 

[Chairman Meow]

Chairman Meow
Eating a cow
This is not trolling

As stated before,
Haiku is five syllables,
Then seven then five.

 

[Angst]

The Chairman Meow
Is eating a big fat cow
This is not trolling

 

[ggganz]

Ah, that is much bet
ter, thank you lord_joakim.
here's 5 syllables.

 

[Angst]

4 syllables is
Present in lord_joakim
not 3 (Ding Dong Ding)

 

[Chairman Meow]

The Chairman Meow
Is eating a big fat cow
This is not trolling

Occasionally,
I enjoy a hamburger.
Nothing wrong with that.

 

[Angst]

Occasionally,
I enjoy a hamburger.
Nothing wrong with that.

Exactly my thought,
I agree to your point yes
And I make bubbles

 

[ggganz]

Ah, that is much bet
ter, thank you lord_joakim.
here's 5 syllables.

Yes, I know that, duh.
Please reread my post above.
Are you going blind?

 

[Angst]

^^ d.oh >.<

 

[punkbass2000]

Why is the title
of this thread "Haikus Instead"
What is "instead" for?

It was a response
To Bozo Erectus' thread
Which was closed soon after

 

[Rambuchan]

It was a response
To Bozo Erectus' thread
Which was closed soon after

Rap was what did it.
Rapping was deemed too spammy.
Hence we do haiku.

Who let the dogs out?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who let the dogs out?

Gold man. Pure gold!