Haiku Instead?

[sourboy]

Haiku is like life.
You start out small, then get big...
Then you finish small.

 

[sourboy]

I need a new life.
I spend way too much time here.
Four thousand posts.... now!

 

[ggganz]

Wow, and I have but
two thousand four; forty-one
You've been here longer.

 

[Chairman Meow]

I'm far too lazy.
One thousand posts are by me.
Posting is hard work.

 

[mangxema]

Four thousand posts plus!
I doubt I'll ever get there;
I got stuff to do.

 

[sourboy]

I didn't post at first.
Not until two years ago.
Just post from work now!

 

[ggganz]

Didn't (FYI)
has two syllables, meaning
you've one too many!

 

[sourboy]

Yes, a contraction.
That would be two syllables!
I speak it as one.

 

[Swedishguy]

Arrgh, people are a
confusing kind, what is wrong
with plenty of posts?

 

[sourboy]

Your post count is 9's
You spam more than Perfection!
Hah, just kidding man.

 

[Angst]

Does the smiley count
as a syllable? I don't
know nor do I care.

 

[sourboy]

No, it does not count.
The smiley is there for flare!
Does that make me gay?

 

[Angst]

No it does not make
you gay and for some reason
my sentences suck.

 

[sourboy]

Choosing your words helps.
Then each line makes sense alone.
Though it's not a must.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Wikipedia
Is more full of spam and trolls
Than is CFC.

 

[ggganz]

Is that really true?
Give me an example, with
a linky to spam.

But I did once remove vandalism on Wiki.

 

[sourboy]

Maybe that is true,
but I bet our trolls surely
are more productive!

 

[Swedishguy]

Hah, that is a quite
laughable lie. The CFC trolls
are a bunch of nerds.

 

[sourboy]

Anyone over... hmm, say...
five thousand posts on these boards?
Yeah, they're surely nerds!

 

[Chairman Meow]

Wp:n
Wp:3rr
Wp:v

The above should be
Capitalized. But the dumb
Filter prevents that.