history or civ jokes

[weimar_republic]

put your best history or civ jokes here. if they are on the net, please link to them, dont copy-and-paste them.

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~Weimar Republic

 

[Circee]

How about this one? http://forums.civfanatics.com/Forum14/HTML/000040.html



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Here's I am...
Circee@bigfoot.com

 

[Az]

Hey everybody you should really chek the adress above!!!!!!

Here it is again in any case... http://forums.civfanatics.com/Forum14/HTML/000040.html

 

[weimar_republic]

for those wondering, that link leads to

Originally posted by GenghisK:
I don't think anybody can do better thant that. I heard the losing theme as soon as I begun. I pressed the ctrl+D (disband) shortcut instead of ctrl+S (save). I didn't even move the settler. 2 minute for a Civ game. World record. <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif" border=0> BTW, never use shortcut to save games... Wise advice indeed. Or never save as soon as the beginning!

if its another article, feel free to quote it. and I agree, this is pretty funny. it will be hard to top

 

[TheDS]

Why does that link send me to telefragged.com's 404 page?

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

My favorite is still the first time civ2 palyer who confessed to spending an hour trying to figure out how his warrior could kill that buffulo.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

And of course there this very old classic, in latin no less, with which I won the first civfanatics joke contest (back when I was a poster and Stellar Converter was noderator of this forum)

Scitisne quantas numerus barbarorum satis est ipsi facem acceddere possint?
Decies centena milia----uno facem tenente, debent ceteri convenire atque conari ignem invenire.


Damn, that is funny.

 

[Chris85]

Holy Crap! This is an old thread from April 13, 2001 and theDS revived it!

It seems we have a Perfection wannabe.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by TheDS
Why does that link send me to telefragged.com's 404 page?

Older forum version and a different server location.

 

[animepornstar]

i thought pelly was back but it was just another thread digger.

 

[philippe]

Yep and this reviving trend.....they got it from me....
so DS stop it now. i know you wanna have a high postcount...

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

For thoses babblers who have not translated it yet:



Do you know how many barbarians it takes to light a torch?



One million. One to hold the torch, and the rest to get together and try to discover fire.

 

[Beam]

Why in the world did I think it was about blondes? My Latin must have faded in the past 20 years.

 

[TheDS]

Dude, I'm not goofing around. The thing sends me to a page at telefragged.com. It's a custom 404 page. I take it I'm the only one getting that?

 

[rickyson1]

I have it too.

 

[Rout]

Read the above; esp. Lefty Scaevola