How to poop at work
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Xerxes
Trogg
Spiritual Entity
Yes!! avatars are back!!!!!!
Lol I have another: Heatwave, thsi is when you have a silent but extremely deadly one that slips while sitting and it warms ur bum up
Also, Sillencing the wind: this is making more space between the cheeks so that when a fart comes out it doesn't vibrate them making an embarassing sound, you simply do so and ease it out, never force a fart
enjoy
Lol I have another: Heatwave, thsi is when you have a silent but extremely deadly one that slips while sitting and it warms ur bum up
Also, Sillencing the wind: this is making more space between the cheeks so that when a fart comes out it doesn't vibrate them making an embarassing sound, you simply do so and ease it out, never force a fart
enjoy
Ultima Dragoon
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Umm, lessee....
Mr Whippie:
A poo that coils around on itself and plugs the toilet fast.
Mr Whippie:
A poo that coils around on itself and plugs the toilet fast.
Trogg
Spiritual Entity
Parade of Catastrophe: this is what an out of hte closet pooper kind of person does, it is walking into a large crowd of people while farting and forcing them to smell it all, this is often accompanied by a bragging of how they farted
RegentMan
Deity
Brick: All your poop is welded together in one large brick. Makes a huge splash upon hitting the water. Generally occurs after eating two triple cheeseburgers at midnight (guilty 
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Trogg
Spiritual Entity
thats just another name for a watermelon regentman
The Person
Deity +2
PONTOON: Poop that is so bouyant it doesn't disappear even after numerous flushes. Avoid these at all costs! The longer you stay in the cubicle, the bigger the chance of somebody catching you, causing embarassment both for you and the other person.
Trogg
Spiritual Entity
wormie: this often happens when your feeling rather sick and feverish, what happens is you get these really long skinny poops that keep on coming out, these wil stink up a bathroom in seconds and should make you try a healthier diet.
Irish Caesar
Yellow Jacket
Trogg said:Also, Sillencing the wind: this is making more space between the cheeks so that when a fart comes out it doesn't vibrate them making an embarassing sound, you simply do so and ease it out, never force a fart
Nah, that one's the "one cheek sneak."
RegentMan
Deity
Forgive me for not knowing my poop types!Trogg said:
Trogg
Spiritual Entity
I really would but Im just not a kind of person that forgivesRegentMan said:
Apocalypse: THis is worst kind of poop you will ever get, usually you are shopping, in a line up, or at the movies and suddenly you feel a really big one coming on, then when you run(sprint actually) to the bathroom you have many wet farts come out, then you have a nasty combination of poops allin one, its a big extremely stinky one that splashes you and the rest of te stall while stinking it beyond livable conditions. Plus, due to Murphy's law the toilet will probably be dirty and broken when thsi happens, Hope you never eever get an apocalypse
Wet fart: this is a fart that slips on you and it sounds really wet and nasty.
Containing the gas: this is totally covering the toilet to stop any gas from coming out and/or containing a volcanoe so it doenst get as much of your clothes and the stall wet.
Venom Poo: this is a nasty poo that makes yoru bum feel liek its slightly burning, and you have to sit on the pot for a while until it goes away.
WildWeazel
Going Dutch
You know this is practically an all-male forum when you see a thread like this
RegentMan
Deity
They were back on, but were disabled after forum speed slowed down. See this thread in the Site Feedback forum.Takhisis said:
Trogg
Spiritual Entity
Yes they were back for a little while then disabled again
Disaster Slip: this is when a poop comes out when your sprinting to the bathroom and it ruins your underwear.
Disaster Slip: this is when a poop comes out when your sprinting to the bathroom and it ruins your underwear.
Urederra
Mostly harmless
A VEGGIE: That happens when, due to your weird diet, your poo is green. Then you, out of the closet pooper, run to the cubicles and ask your cubicle colleages to go and see that wonder of the world before being flushed. Hopefully, green poos don't smell that bad.
Perfection
The Great Head.
I see corn!Urederra said:
logical_psycho
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Hahaha I hate watermelons.
Damn water splashing up your ass crack after you just bombed a good one.
I had some learning moments though, now I first drop some toilet paper down the bowl before getting to business.
By the way, I was taking a dump at school about a week ago, and some other dude got into the stall next to mine. Man I never heard something that disgusting, he was literally rattling and splashing all over the bowl for like a whole minute. It sounded like a civil war was going on nextdoors. I definitely had to wait for that guy to leave until I could go to business. Seriously disgusting, he definitely didn't even try to keep the noise down.
Ratatatatat splash splay flllrrrt Prrrt ratata splays *sigh* Sqeak splash.
Damn water splashing up your ass crack after you just bombed a good one.
I had some learning moments though, now I first drop some toilet paper down the bowl before getting to business.
By the way, I was taking a dump at school about a week ago, and some other dude got into the stall next to mine. Man I never heard something that disgusting, he was literally rattling and splashing all over the bowl for like a whole minute. It sounded like a civil war was going on nextdoors. I definitely had to wait for that guy to leave until I could go to business. Seriously disgusting, he definitely didn't even try to keep the noise down.
Ratatatatat splash splay flllrrrt Prrrt ratata splays *sigh* Sqeak splash.
