Turn 451-460
The Static Orders and Pending Orders can be found in the Spoiler; they are collapsed due to their length.
Static Orders (cannot be overridden without consent of ordering player):
1. Play 5CC (5 city challenge) (pi4t)
2. Make at least 6 tiles between cities. (alzgamer)
3. Betty from Account Temps must always work with Bob from Account Temps, in the same tile doing the same task as Bob, for the rest of the game. (CommandoBob)
4. Rename every unit you produce for the rest of the game. (Elphantium)
5. Following the lead from Bob and Betty from Account Temps, each produced native worker must be given a name beginning with the letter B. Slaves, whether captured, traded for or produced by a foreign city, do not need special names, only something like Dutch01. (CommandoBob)
6. Name all naval units after battle victories. (Elephantium)
7. The Carthaginian Navy must rule the seas. A fleet of 10 warships (Galleys/Caravels allowed until Magnetism is discovered) must be constructed and then maintained until the game ends. (Sparthage)
8. No cities may ever be gifted to rival tribes. [This takes effect after the Mayans receive their three cities.] (Elephantium)
9. Henceforth, whenever Toxic's café produces pollution, you must wait four turns before you begin to clean it as punishment to the citizens who pollute. (Toxicman007)
10. Add the prefix "ICS" (Imperial Carthaginian Ship) to the beginning of every ship name, and add an identification number such as (DD-01) to the end of each ship based upon the following list. (Sparthage)
Actions (things to get done):
1. The victory achieved must be conquest. (Sparthage)
2. You may only achieve victory by conquering the Netherlands last. (Toxicman007)
3. You can only win after crippling an enemy nation with nuclear weapons (Hitting at least 50% of their cities with nukes) (Dirk Diggler)
4. CommandoBobs Unit Name List (Africa, 25 or 6 to 4, Separate Ways, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Hotel California, Old Days, Easy Lover, Tiny Dancer, Whos Crying Now, One More Night) (CommandoBob)
5. All foreign ships discovered outside their home ports are to be destroyed as soon as possible. If the offending ship returns to its home port, the Carthaginian military must do everything possible to strike down those who offend the Gods This rule applies to the extent that it does not violate previous rules, such as Rule #2. (Sparthage)
5. You may not research or gain knowledge of Rocketry until you have named Guerillas (or units that upgrade to Guerillas) as follows... (Sparthage/Prince of Persia):
Orders Completed this Set:
None
Full Turn Log
Hannibal contemplated Carthages mastery of the world at the beginning of 1961AD. Spain would not survive for much longer and the Holy War was coming to an end. With the final destruction of Spain would come the relocation of Carthages client states so that they could be easily managed with minimal military oversight. American would also outlive its usefulness; with the destruction of Spain there would be no further sources of gold to support Carthages research. But Hannibal did not concern himself with this. Carthage had only 30 more years of research left ahead if everything worked out as planned.
Two new Bolo companies were formed. These were Bolo 256-FOR which the commanders fondly called by it perceived number sequence 25 or 6 to 4. The second was Bolo 159-SPW that had the nickname Separate Ways.
The only reports from the war front with Isabella was the retreat of her exposed Longbow brigades. The Knights of Kerry hunted down killer II Longbow Brigade TA. The veteran heavy cavalry finally put an end to the elite band that had slain 800 of Carthages modern cavalry.
Though the war against Spain had hit a lull, Hannibal had ordered the Port of Murcia blockaded.
Bombardment of Valencia had also revealed that it was protected by three brigades, none of which were particularly powerful. The X Conscript Rifle Brigade FDOT, the IX Pikeman Brigade TA and the XIV Spearman Brigade TA. The city would fall as if it were made of cards.
Murcia would be more difficult. At the very least they now had the XXV Rifle Brigade TA which were veterans and the XIX Volunteer Rifle Brigade FDOT. These two units, it was hoped, would be bombarded into submission by the blockading fleet.
In 1962AD Hannibal received word that America and Spain had put ink to an embargo against Carthage. Hannibal laughed that these two leaders would waste time on such idiocies. Then, of all things, the Spanish ambassador had the nerve to approach Hannibal regarding a peace treaty.
They offered nothing in trade for peace and seemed confused as to Carthages success at kicking their butts. Hannibal had thought the Mongols to be the densest people and substance in the world. Now he realized that at the very least Isabella challenged this position.
At the very least when Hannibal suggested that Isabella surrender her last two remaining cities, her world map and all her gold she accepted the idea wholeheartedly. Of course she would. Carthage was just about to take it all for nothing.
The naval bombardment of Murcia worked perfectly. As the fleets combined cannons pounded the shore every defending unit was beaten bloody. In military terms, they were all redlined. The XXV Rifle Brigade TA, the XIX Volunteer Rifle Brigade FDOT, the VII Conscript Rifle Brigade FDOT and the III Pikemen Brigade TA.
OMIA initiated the assault on Murcia. The VII Brigade was unfortunate enough to be directly in the path of the advancing army of 1,800 knights. They were easily brushed aside followed by the XIX Brigade. Total losses for the Old Man were only 200 men with an equal amount wounded and out of action. The elite Another One Bites the Dust had an open road into the heart of the city. The XXV Rifles tried to stop the onslaught but after the naval bombardment there proved unable to offer resistance. Not a single cavalryman was wounded. The Cruel Knights offered to take the surrender of the III Pikes but in a treacherous double cross the pikeman fell upon the heavy cavalry, slaying them to the last man. Infuriated, the modern Cavalry of the Convoy charged into the city, setting it ablaze and destroying the remaining 500 pikemen.
The staunch defense of the III Pikes did, however, allow Isabella enough time to flee to Valencia. The citizens she left behind were gathered into the Spanish38-42 slave bands.
The people celebrated yet another victory over Isabella but that paled on comparison with the continuation of the Holy War. The V Musket Tercios SLEG held the city of Palma but shore bombardment had reduced them to 75% strength. The Paladins of the Peanut, elite cavalrymen in the service of Elephantium, drew up for battle. The V Muskets struggled to hold their ground but it was impossible. The elite cavalrymen rolled up the city defenses without trouble. Victory Points: 16.2 [4(D)x3(HP)x1.35(T)]; Sparthage: 420.5 Elephantium: 413.45
And so ended the Holy War. Sparthages Little Ponies had proven themselves the victors though the battles had been hard fought and hard won. The followers of Elephantium remained more numerous, however, so in the end it was judged that both sides had accounted for themselves very well.
Final Score
Victory Points: 16.2 [4(D)x3(HP)x1.35(T)]; Sparthage: 420.5 Elephantium: 413.45
Remaining Units: Sparthage: 5 Elephantium: 6
One band of slaves were seized, the Spanish43.
Two additional issues arose in 1962AD that required Hannibals attention. Once more the people were complaining about the time it was taking for Carthage to win the war against Spain. Though Hannibal would have liked to import luxuries via the airports on the ESC or simply kill the whiners, he was stuck with what resources were at his disposal. As it turned out it was not hard to turn Carthaginian scientists into clowns, which, he realized should have disturbed him more than it did.
The second issue was the sudden spread of Sumeria. Gilgamesh had violated the most important of Hannibals rules. All land belonged to Carthage. It was time to reorganize the world order. To that end Hannibal ordered the guards around Eindhoven to pull out of Dutch borders so that a realignment could take place.
In 1963AD the final bombardment against Spain commenced. Valencias defenders were shelled without mercy from the Sparthaginian Fleet. The X and XIV Conscript Rifle Brigades FDOT, the IX Pikeman Brigade TA and the XIV Spearman Brigade TA were all decimated.
The ground battle commenced with an assault by the four heavily armed and armored Bolos. The X Conscript Rifles were crushed under the treads of the powerful war machines and the remainder of the defenders trembled in awe at the power rushing towards them. The Geek Squad followed the Bolos and eliminated the XIV Conscript Rifles and by that time the dominos were falling fast. Isabella had nowhere left to run. The finally attack was left for Toxics 10th Cavalry. The IX Pikeman Brigade TA was brushed aside as an afterthought.
Thus ended the glorious Spanish civilization, though thousands of its citizens would continue to live as Carthaginian slaves. Hannibal wasnt sure why it was so glorious but he didnt concern himself too much about history recorded such things. Hannibal could always make sure that History was rewritten to gloss over such unworthy details.
The final Spanish44-45 slaves were formed with Isabella being shipped back to Carthage to be made one of palace maids.
Two new Bolo companies were also formed. 998-GYB nickednamed Goodbye Yellow Brick Road and 497-HTC nicknamed Hotel California.
The next move was to begin the relocation efforts. Carthage had vacated the area around the Dutch so that Hannibal could deliver the good news to William the Coward.
It was once more to be war between Carthage and the Dutch. With this done, Hannibal mobilized his three waiting settlers to the Dutch borders.
Two additional Bolos were commissioned in 1964AD. 773-ODY nicknamed Old Days and 313-ZLV or Easy Lover. The rest of the year was spent getting into position for the relocation.
In 1965AD all resources were in place for the relocation. The cities were reorganized as such.
Before
New Persia
New Sumeria
New Byzantium
After
With the cities in place, Hannibal then took the final step. Hannibal was aware of the prohibition of the wise Elephantium that no city be gifted to an enemy civilization. Hannibal agreed with this position with almost his entire heart. All that held him back was the dream, the prophetic dream of the shaded god and the mysterious orders he had received. He had seen this in his dream, the four cities laid out, all enemies of Carthage. And he had known the civilizations the Dutch, Perisa, Byzantium and Sumeria. And now it would be so. And then the prohibition of Elephantium would hold forever more.
In accordance with the command of the gods, New Persia was gifted to Persia; New Byzantium to the Byzantines, and New Sumeria to the Sumerians.
And then, also as planned, Hannibal declared war on each of these blessed civilizations.
The attack against Xerxes commended immediately. Toxics 15th Cavalry, long in exile upon Persia, raced towards Bactra. To their credit 300 rifles manned the trenches around the city. Given this Toxics 15th pulled back to await a coordinated attack with the Bolos Easy Lover and Old Days as well as the Full Metal Knights.
The attack on the Byzantines also commenced. The Derpy Hooves led the charge on Theodoras city only to find it completely empty!
The city was promptly crushed, banishing Theodora and her court to their Carthaginian prison of New Byzantium. The Knight of the Chalice overran a Sumerian settler. The citizens were quickly rounded up to form the Sumerian49-50 slave bands.
Bolo 25 or 6 to 4 supported by modern cavalry charged against the Sumerians but it appeared that their capital was protected by little more than a ragged band of Longbowmen.
Bolo 115-TYD aka Tiny Dancer was also commissioned and sent to Persia.
In a remarkable display of ineptitude, Xerxes entered into a trade embargo with Lincoln against Hannibal. Yawn. These embargos were becoming so trite. If that was the best that Persia could do for an attack it was pitiful indeed.
In 1966AD Bolo 591-WCY aka Whos Crying Now was commissioned and had the honor of being the 10th Bolo of the Dinochrome brigade.
Hannibal eagerly awaited the war reports. For the first and probably only time in history several Bolo units were poised to attack. If they proved successful two threats to Carthage would forever be silenced.
Easy Lover (Bolo 313-ZLV) advanced on Bactra flanked by Old Days (Bolo 773-ODY). Tiny Dancer (Bolo 115-TYD) had also arrived at the Persian airfield but it was unlikely that her presence would be required. The Persian riflemen holding the city could feel the tremble of the earth as the monstrous Carthaginian machines crushed every obstacle between them and their objective.
When Easy Lovers main cannon began to speak it was like thunder from the gods themselves descended upon Bactra and the helpless riflemen. Many tossed their rifles aside, fleeing in terror. Others fired their rifles and watched in horror as the bullets ricocheted off the think plate steel armor. Two front mounted machine guns began to engage the open field as the main cannon swept away strong points. Easy Lover did not stop until she had crushed the main defensive line.
But Bolos were not known individual glory. Every Bolo was part of a larger team, a larger collective. Easy Lover had opened the way for the following attack. Old Days passed through the opening she had created. Old Days thanked his teammate as she continued to blanket the field in fire but the might Bolos were not unopposed. Xerxes antiquated personal guard, the Immortal Spears, refused to give ground.
The legend of Tank vs Spear hung in the air. The Immortal Spears clung to mystic hope that their living god would deliver them. The crew of Old Days had no need to pray. The gods had given them Bolos. Some of the men later swore that they felt a bump when they ran over the Immortal Spears.
Toxics 15th Cavalry easily past through the paste that had once been the Immortal Spears to attack the Points of God, the final spear formation in the command Bacta. The Cavalrymen expected an easy victory but the horse had a hard time following the deep ruts cut by the heavy tank treads. The constant bark of their main cannons, chattering of their machines and the deep rumble of the engines of the Bolos further unsettled them. The cavalry that arrived at the city were a nervous mess. With great valor the Persian spears charged the cavalrymen and, with equal valor, overran the Toxic Cavalry, destroying them to the last man.
No sooner did the celebrations begin then the Full Metal Knights arrived and trampled the Points of God into the ground. The elite knights stormed into the city it was found that Persia had managed to create a galleon Xerxes Pride. Ha! The Xerxes Pride was burned along with Bactra.
Xerxes was easily captured on the isolated island but Hannibal ordered that final judgment be withheld. Instead, Xerxes was ejected from the island and sent to New Persia, his Carthaginian prison.
News of the galleon had a surprising effect in Carthage. Hannibal was shocked when the priests of Sparthage, victors of the Holy War, entered into the throne room (after politely knocking on the door, of course). Hannibal, however, did not believe this to be only a social call. The priests looked annoyed.
Godly Hannibal, Spannibal began, We have received news that the heathen Xerxes nearly managed to launch a ship. Is this true, Hannibal?
Hannibal nodded in confirmation. So I am told. Our new Bolos and the Full Metal Knights destroyed it, however. It never left port, as far as we know. Hannibal wondered why the might priests of Sparthage would care about a worthless galleon? As if the Persians had enough men to put anyone aboard the floating deathtrap. Why worry?
Spannibal looked angry, however, not worried. With the destruction of Isabella and her Spanish armadas we have determined to rule the seas with an iron fist, Hannibal. Spannibal explained. I have commanded all the priests of Sparthage and the Sparthaginian navy to immediately sink any non-Sparthaginian ship to set sail upon even the smallest body of water.
This sounds fair to me. Our prisoners hardy have a say in such matters. That only leaves the Americans and if they step out of line we can crush them like bugs. Hannibal did think of the nearly 200 pieces of gold that America paid in tribute every year but that deal was to end in seven years. Then, regardless, Hannibal intended to destroy them. The loss of tribute would be painful but Carthage now had the money reserves left to complete the plan of the gods. The gods wills be done.
Hannibal, it is important that every foreign ship be hunted down. Immediately. That will require the assistance of Carthages ground forces if an enemy ship enters port. The Sparthaginian priest insisted.
Hannibal bowed to the powerful priests of Sparthage. It shall be done. But I doubt anyone would dare challenge the supremacy of the Sparthaginian navy.
It is not about supremacy, pious Hannibal. It is about possessions. Sparthage owns all the seas, all the oceans, all the lakes. All the water. Spannibal said with such conviction that Hannibal didnt dare explain the concept of international waters. Any ship that enters our waters is a violation of the church. It is like putting a rubber ducky in Sparthages private bathtub. It cannot and will not be tolerated, no matter the cost to Carthage.
Hannibal though that Spannibal was being a little unreasonable but one did not voice such opinions of a great god like Spathage. One never knew what nasty things Sparthage might write about Hannibal and Carthage in Civilization III Corner. No, Hannibal had to tread carefully here.
Obviously such a horrible travesty may not be permitted. And if it does occur, vengeance must be swift. Hannibal agreed, using his most understanding and reasonable tone.
This placated the priests of Sparthage and they departed in peace, having secured Hannibals promise. Hannibal didnt have time to give the situation more attention, however. The next battle reports were already arriving.
25 or 6 to 4 (Bolo 256-FOR) advanced relentlessly against a pitiful band of Sumerian Longbowmen holding Gilgameshs capital of Susa. Arrows rebounded off hardened steel as 25 or 6 to 4s cannon killed dozens with each answer. Machines guns cut down even more. The rest were crushed under the heavy Bolos treads.
The defenses smashed, the might Bolos four tank command rested in the center of the town as it burned.
The final remaining city on the ESC was Tutub and it was unguarded. There could be no exceptions, however, so the Princes of the universe were sent to destroy the fledgling city and drown its inhabitants in the icy waters.
With the destruction of Tutub Gilgamesh had no choice but to relocate the capital of Sumeria to New Sumeria.
By 1968AD the Box was nearly in place around the imprisoned civilizations. All that remained was the commissioning of three more ships to complete the blockade of the cities. Now the prisoners could not leave the their city nor could they attack each other. This would ensure their survival until Hannibal could fulfill the dream of the gods.
IN 1969AD Easy Lover (Bolo 313-ZLV) assaulted the last unit of the Persians, the wounded 200 Rifles of Bactra. Once more the blazing cannons and machine guns of the powerful Bolo easily vanquished the ragged Persian rifles, though two of the tanks in the Bolo command became mired in pools of deep mud and threw their tracks. This was the first problem reported regarding the Bolos (aside from their neurotic AIs that insisted that the year was 2001. And who the hell was Stanley Kubrick? If Hannibal ever found that idiotic programmer he wouldnt let him do anything other than make meaningless theatrical movies to entertain the masses.
Finally roused from his gloom, Xerxes was dragged before Hannibal. Low Xerxes, I will give you this chance to be Carthages lackey. If you desire your life and that of your people, you will surrender your dignity, world map, 4 pieces of gold and give Carthage total access to your lands. In return, Carthaginian soldiers will keep a close eye upon your people and make sure you do not duplicate the mistakes of the past and attempt to claim land that is not yours.
Xerxes could do naught but agree to the arrangements. His capital lay bare before the might of Carthage.
Next came Theodora. Looking retched and a little pathetically sad, Hannibal was more pleasant. Base Theodora, it appears that the might of the Byzantine Empire is nothing at all. I will give you peace and protection for your world map, all 32 pieces of gold in your treasury and tribute of 4 pieces of gold each year for the next 20 years. I will have full access to your lands and that is good because Carthaginian soldiers will protect you from your unruly neighbors. William of the Dutch has been known to be quite the insensitive jerk.
And thus the deal was struck, for Theodora had no empire and no pride left. Carthage had, after all, destroyed mightier empires than hers.
Hannibal was feeling good about his kind and even hand until Theodora suddenly turned around offered to protect Carthage. For a measly tribute of 21 pieces of gold a year!
Hannibal had just kicked the neurotic Theodora out when the Carthaginian Science Advisor arrived with a wide grin. Great Hannibal, we have learned the secrets of Atomic Theory! This is a great day!
Eh? What the heck do we do with this knowledge? Hannibal demanded. Can we build particle beam weapons for our Bolos? That would be handy.
Ah, no, great Hannibal. The Science Advisor said.
How about plastacrete for our bridges and bunkers? I hear that stuff is great!
Ah, no.
Can we finally make polyester and discover disco?
No and no.
Then what can we do! Hannibal roared.
We can research electronics which will only take us ten years. If we are fortunate. The Science Advisor said sheepishly.
Very well, then. Make it so. Hannibal grumbled.
A new warship for the Sparthaginian navy was launched from New Crobuzon - ICS Death of the Borg DD-05. This was immediately sent towards the Dutch city of Eindhoven to enforce the blockade.
As for civilizations:
Eliminated: Japan, Ottomans, Korea, India, France, Mayan, Hittites, Chinese, Portugal, Spain
Client States: Dutch, Persians, Byzantines, Sumerians
Defeated:America
Enemies: None
Nemesis: None
The Static Orders and Pending Orders can be found in the Spoiler; they are collapsed due to their length.
Spoiler :
Static Orders (cannot be overridden without consent of ordering player):
1. Play 5CC (5 city challenge) (pi4t)
2. Make at least 6 tiles between cities. (alzgamer)
3. Betty from Account Temps must always work with Bob from Account Temps, in the same tile doing the same task as Bob, for the rest of the game. (CommandoBob)
4. Rename every unit you produce for the rest of the game. (Elphantium)
5. Following the lead from Bob and Betty from Account Temps, each produced native worker must be given a name beginning with the letter B. Slaves, whether captured, traded for or produced by a foreign city, do not need special names, only something like Dutch01. (CommandoBob)
6. Name all naval units after battle victories. (Elephantium)
7. The Carthaginian Navy must rule the seas. A fleet of 10 warships (Galleys/Caravels allowed until Magnetism is discovered) must be constructed and then maintained until the game ends. (Sparthage)
8. No cities may ever be gifted to rival tribes. [This takes effect after the Mayans receive their three cities.] (Elephantium)
9. Henceforth, whenever Toxic's café produces pollution, you must wait four turns before you begin to clean it as punishment to the citizens who pollute. (Toxicman007)
10. Add the prefix "ICS" (Imperial Carthaginian Ship) to the beginning of every ship name, and add an identification number such as (DD-01) to the end of each ship based upon the following list. (Sparthage)
Spoiler :
If the ship is a Curragh use the identification code (CU-##)
If the ship is a Galley use the identification code (G-##)
If the ship is a Caravel use the identification code (CA-##)
If the ship is a Frigate use the identification code (FR-##)
If the ship is a Galleon use the identification code (GA-##)
If the ship is a Ironclad use the identification code (IR-##)
If the ship is a Transport use the identification code (TR-##)
If the ship is a Destroyer use the identification code (DD-##)
If the ship is a Cruiser use the identification code (CA-##)
If the ship is a Submarine use the identification code (SS-##)
If the ship is a Carrier use the identification code (CV-##)
If the ship is a Battleship use the identification code (BB-##)
If the ship is a Nuclear Submarine use the identification code (SSN-##)
If the ship is a AEGIS Cruiser use the identification code (AG-##)
If the ship is a Galley use the identification code (G-##)
If the ship is a Caravel use the identification code (CA-##)
If the ship is a Frigate use the identification code (FR-##)
If the ship is a Galleon use the identification code (GA-##)
If the ship is a Ironclad use the identification code (IR-##)
If the ship is a Transport use the identification code (TR-##)
If the ship is a Destroyer use the identification code (DD-##)
If the ship is a Cruiser use the identification code (CA-##)
If the ship is a Submarine use the identification code (SS-##)
If the ship is a Carrier use the identification code (CV-##)
If the ship is a Battleship use the identification code (BB-##)
If the ship is a Nuclear Submarine use the identification code (SSN-##)
If the ship is a AEGIS Cruiser use the identification code (AG-##)
Actions (things to get done):
1. The victory achieved must be conquest. (Sparthage)
2. You may only achieve victory by conquering the Netherlands last. (Toxicman007)
3. You can only win after crippling an enemy nation with nuclear weapons (Hitting at least 50% of their cities with nukes) (Dirk Diggler)
4. CommandoBobs Unit Name List (Africa, 25 or 6 to 4, Separate Ways, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Hotel California, Old Days, Easy Lover, Tiny Dancer, Whos Crying Now, One More Night) (CommandoBob)
5. All foreign ships discovered outside their home ports are to be destroyed as soon as possible. If the offending ship returns to its home port, the Carthaginian military must do everything possible to strike down those who offend the Gods This rule applies to the extent that it does not violate previous rules, such as Rule #2. (Sparthage)
5. You may not research or gain knowledge of Rocketry until you have named Guerillas (or units that upgrade to Guerillas) as follows... (Sparthage/Prince of Persia):
Spoiler :
Delta Force, Spetsnaz, 1st Army Rangers, Night Stalkers, Black Tigers, Batalhão Tonelero, Snow Leopard Commandos, Black Wasps, Estonian Special Operations Force, Kommando Spezialkräfte, Garud Commandos, Quds Force, Sayeret, Gruppo di Intervento Speciale, Japanese Ground Self-Defense Unit, Grupo Aeromóvil de Fuerzas Especiales, Shree Yuddha Bhairav Battalion, Korps Commandotroepen, Korean People's Army Special Operations, Forsvarets Spesialkommando, Puma Special Operations, Operações Especiais, and Recces Brigade, TF 141
Orders Completed this Set:
None
Full Turn Log
Spoiler :
Hannibal contemplated Carthages mastery of the world at the beginning of 1961AD. Spain would not survive for much longer and the Holy War was coming to an end. With the final destruction of Spain would come the relocation of Carthages client states so that they could be easily managed with minimal military oversight. American would also outlive its usefulness; with the destruction of Spain there would be no further sources of gold to support Carthages research. But Hannibal did not concern himself with this. Carthage had only 30 more years of research left ahead if everything worked out as planned.
Two new Bolo companies were formed. These were Bolo 256-FOR which the commanders fondly called by it perceived number sequence 25 or 6 to 4. The second was Bolo 159-SPW that had the nickname Separate Ways.
The only reports from the war front with Isabella was the retreat of her exposed Longbow brigades. The Knights of Kerry hunted down killer II Longbow Brigade TA. The veteran heavy cavalry finally put an end to the elite band that had slain 800 of Carthages modern cavalry.
Though the war against Spain had hit a lull, Hannibal had ordered the Port of Murcia blockaded.
Bombardment of Valencia had also revealed that it was protected by three brigades, none of which were particularly powerful. The X Conscript Rifle Brigade FDOT, the IX Pikeman Brigade TA and the XIV Spearman Brigade TA. The city would fall as if it were made of cards.
Murcia would be more difficult. At the very least they now had the XXV Rifle Brigade TA which were veterans and the XIX Volunteer Rifle Brigade FDOT. These two units, it was hoped, would be bombarded into submission by the blockading fleet.
In 1962AD Hannibal received word that America and Spain had put ink to an embargo against Carthage. Hannibal laughed that these two leaders would waste time on such idiocies. Then, of all things, the Spanish ambassador had the nerve to approach Hannibal regarding a peace treaty.
They offered nothing in trade for peace and seemed confused as to Carthages success at kicking their butts. Hannibal had thought the Mongols to be the densest people and substance in the world. Now he realized that at the very least Isabella challenged this position.
At the very least when Hannibal suggested that Isabella surrender her last two remaining cities, her world map and all her gold she accepted the idea wholeheartedly. Of course she would. Carthage was just about to take it all for nothing.
The naval bombardment of Murcia worked perfectly. As the fleets combined cannons pounded the shore every defending unit was beaten bloody. In military terms, they were all redlined. The XXV Rifle Brigade TA, the XIX Volunteer Rifle Brigade FDOT, the VII Conscript Rifle Brigade FDOT and the III Pikemen Brigade TA.
OMIA initiated the assault on Murcia. The VII Brigade was unfortunate enough to be directly in the path of the advancing army of 1,800 knights. They were easily brushed aside followed by the XIX Brigade. Total losses for the Old Man were only 200 men with an equal amount wounded and out of action. The elite Another One Bites the Dust had an open road into the heart of the city. The XXV Rifles tried to stop the onslaught but after the naval bombardment there proved unable to offer resistance. Not a single cavalryman was wounded. The Cruel Knights offered to take the surrender of the III Pikes but in a treacherous double cross the pikeman fell upon the heavy cavalry, slaying them to the last man. Infuriated, the modern Cavalry of the Convoy charged into the city, setting it ablaze and destroying the remaining 500 pikemen.
The staunch defense of the III Pikes did, however, allow Isabella enough time to flee to Valencia. The citizens she left behind were gathered into the Spanish38-42 slave bands.
The people celebrated yet another victory over Isabella but that paled on comparison with the continuation of the Holy War. The V Musket Tercios SLEG held the city of Palma but shore bombardment had reduced them to 75% strength. The Paladins of the Peanut, elite cavalrymen in the service of Elephantium, drew up for battle. The V Muskets struggled to hold their ground but it was impossible. The elite cavalrymen rolled up the city defenses without trouble. Victory Points: 16.2 [4(D)x3(HP)x1.35(T)]; Sparthage: 420.5 Elephantium: 413.45
And so ended the Holy War. Sparthages Little Ponies had proven themselves the victors though the battles had been hard fought and hard won. The followers of Elephantium remained more numerous, however, so in the end it was judged that both sides had accounted for themselves very well.
Final Score
Victory Points: 16.2 [4(D)x3(HP)x1.35(T)]; Sparthage: 420.5 Elephantium: 413.45
Remaining Units: Sparthage: 5 Elephantium: 6
One band of slaves were seized, the Spanish43.
Two additional issues arose in 1962AD that required Hannibals attention. Once more the people were complaining about the time it was taking for Carthage to win the war against Spain. Though Hannibal would have liked to import luxuries via the airports on the ESC or simply kill the whiners, he was stuck with what resources were at his disposal. As it turned out it was not hard to turn Carthaginian scientists into clowns, which, he realized should have disturbed him more than it did.
The second issue was the sudden spread of Sumeria. Gilgamesh had violated the most important of Hannibals rules. All land belonged to Carthage. It was time to reorganize the world order. To that end Hannibal ordered the guards around Eindhoven to pull out of Dutch borders so that a realignment could take place.
In 1963AD the final bombardment against Spain commenced. Valencias defenders were shelled without mercy from the Sparthaginian Fleet. The X and XIV Conscript Rifle Brigades FDOT, the IX Pikeman Brigade TA and the XIV Spearman Brigade TA were all decimated.
The ground battle commenced with an assault by the four heavily armed and armored Bolos. The X Conscript Rifles were crushed under the treads of the powerful war machines and the remainder of the defenders trembled in awe at the power rushing towards them. The Geek Squad followed the Bolos and eliminated the XIV Conscript Rifles and by that time the dominos were falling fast. Isabella had nowhere left to run. The finally attack was left for Toxics 10th Cavalry. The IX Pikeman Brigade TA was brushed aside as an afterthought.
Thus ended the glorious Spanish civilization, though thousands of its citizens would continue to live as Carthaginian slaves. Hannibal wasnt sure why it was so glorious but he didnt concern himself too much about history recorded such things. Hannibal could always make sure that History was rewritten to gloss over such unworthy details.
The final Spanish44-45 slaves were formed with Isabella being shipped back to Carthage to be made one of palace maids.
Two new Bolo companies were also formed. 998-GYB nickednamed Goodbye Yellow Brick Road and 497-HTC nicknamed Hotel California.
The next move was to begin the relocation efforts. Carthage had vacated the area around the Dutch so that Hannibal could deliver the good news to William the Coward.
It was once more to be war between Carthage and the Dutch. With this done, Hannibal mobilized his three waiting settlers to the Dutch borders.
Two additional Bolos were commissioned in 1964AD. 773-ODY nicknamed Old Days and 313-ZLV or Easy Lover. The rest of the year was spent getting into position for the relocation.
In 1965AD all resources were in place for the relocation. The cities were reorganized as such.
Before
New Persia
New Sumeria
New Byzantium
After
With the cities in place, Hannibal then took the final step. Hannibal was aware of the prohibition of the wise Elephantium that no city be gifted to an enemy civilization. Hannibal agreed with this position with almost his entire heart. All that held him back was the dream, the prophetic dream of the shaded god and the mysterious orders he had received. He had seen this in his dream, the four cities laid out, all enemies of Carthage. And he had known the civilizations the Dutch, Perisa, Byzantium and Sumeria. And now it would be so. And then the prohibition of Elephantium would hold forever more.
In accordance with the command of the gods, New Persia was gifted to Persia; New Byzantium to the Byzantines, and New Sumeria to the Sumerians.
And then, also as planned, Hannibal declared war on each of these blessed civilizations.
The attack against Xerxes commended immediately. Toxics 15th Cavalry, long in exile upon Persia, raced towards Bactra. To their credit 300 rifles manned the trenches around the city. Given this Toxics 15th pulled back to await a coordinated attack with the Bolos Easy Lover and Old Days as well as the Full Metal Knights.
The attack on the Byzantines also commenced. The Derpy Hooves led the charge on Theodoras city only to find it completely empty!
The city was promptly crushed, banishing Theodora and her court to their Carthaginian prison of New Byzantium. The Knight of the Chalice overran a Sumerian settler. The citizens were quickly rounded up to form the Sumerian49-50 slave bands.
Bolo 25 or 6 to 4 supported by modern cavalry charged against the Sumerians but it appeared that their capital was protected by little more than a ragged band of Longbowmen.
Bolo 115-TYD aka Tiny Dancer was also commissioned and sent to Persia.
In a remarkable display of ineptitude, Xerxes entered into a trade embargo with Lincoln against Hannibal. Yawn. These embargos were becoming so trite. If that was the best that Persia could do for an attack it was pitiful indeed.
In 1966AD Bolo 591-WCY aka Whos Crying Now was commissioned and had the honor of being the 10th Bolo of the Dinochrome brigade.
Hannibal eagerly awaited the war reports. For the first and probably only time in history several Bolo units were poised to attack. If they proved successful two threats to Carthage would forever be silenced.
Easy Lover (Bolo 313-ZLV) advanced on Bactra flanked by Old Days (Bolo 773-ODY). Tiny Dancer (Bolo 115-TYD) had also arrived at the Persian airfield but it was unlikely that her presence would be required. The Persian riflemen holding the city could feel the tremble of the earth as the monstrous Carthaginian machines crushed every obstacle between them and their objective.
When Easy Lovers main cannon began to speak it was like thunder from the gods themselves descended upon Bactra and the helpless riflemen. Many tossed their rifles aside, fleeing in terror. Others fired their rifles and watched in horror as the bullets ricocheted off the think plate steel armor. Two front mounted machine guns began to engage the open field as the main cannon swept away strong points. Easy Lover did not stop until she had crushed the main defensive line.
But Bolos were not known individual glory. Every Bolo was part of a larger team, a larger collective. Easy Lover had opened the way for the following attack. Old Days passed through the opening she had created. Old Days thanked his teammate as she continued to blanket the field in fire but the might Bolos were not unopposed. Xerxes antiquated personal guard, the Immortal Spears, refused to give ground.
The legend of Tank vs Spear hung in the air. The Immortal Spears clung to mystic hope that their living god would deliver them. The crew of Old Days had no need to pray. The gods had given them Bolos. Some of the men later swore that they felt a bump when they ran over the Immortal Spears.
Toxics 15th Cavalry easily past through the paste that had once been the Immortal Spears to attack the Points of God, the final spear formation in the command Bacta. The Cavalrymen expected an easy victory but the horse had a hard time following the deep ruts cut by the heavy tank treads. The constant bark of their main cannons, chattering of their machines and the deep rumble of the engines of the Bolos further unsettled them. The cavalry that arrived at the city were a nervous mess. With great valor the Persian spears charged the cavalrymen and, with equal valor, overran the Toxic Cavalry, destroying them to the last man.
No sooner did the celebrations begin then the Full Metal Knights arrived and trampled the Points of God into the ground. The elite knights stormed into the city it was found that Persia had managed to create a galleon Xerxes Pride. Ha! The Xerxes Pride was burned along with Bactra.
Xerxes was easily captured on the isolated island but Hannibal ordered that final judgment be withheld. Instead, Xerxes was ejected from the island and sent to New Persia, his Carthaginian prison.
News of the galleon had a surprising effect in Carthage. Hannibal was shocked when the priests of Sparthage, victors of the Holy War, entered into the throne room (after politely knocking on the door, of course). Hannibal, however, did not believe this to be only a social call. The priests looked annoyed.
Godly Hannibal, Spannibal began, We have received news that the heathen Xerxes nearly managed to launch a ship. Is this true, Hannibal?
Hannibal nodded in confirmation. So I am told. Our new Bolos and the Full Metal Knights destroyed it, however. It never left port, as far as we know. Hannibal wondered why the might priests of Sparthage would care about a worthless galleon? As if the Persians had enough men to put anyone aboard the floating deathtrap. Why worry?
Spannibal looked angry, however, not worried. With the destruction of Isabella and her Spanish armadas we have determined to rule the seas with an iron fist, Hannibal. Spannibal explained. I have commanded all the priests of Sparthage and the Sparthaginian navy to immediately sink any non-Sparthaginian ship to set sail upon even the smallest body of water.
This sounds fair to me. Our prisoners hardy have a say in such matters. That only leaves the Americans and if they step out of line we can crush them like bugs. Hannibal did think of the nearly 200 pieces of gold that America paid in tribute every year but that deal was to end in seven years. Then, regardless, Hannibal intended to destroy them. The loss of tribute would be painful but Carthage now had the money reserves left to complete the plan of the gods. The gods wills be done.
Hannibal, it is important that every foreign ship be hunted down. Immediately. That will require the assistance of Carthages ground forces if an enemy ship enters port. The Sparthaginian priest insisted.
Hannibal bowed to the powerful priests of Sparthage. It shall be done. But I doubt anyone would dare challenge the supremacy of the Sparthaginian navy.
It is not about supremacy, pious Hannibal. It is about possessions. Sparthage owns all the seas, all the oceans, all the lakes. All the water. Spannibal said with such conviction that Hannibal didnt dare explain the concept of international waters. Any ship that enters our waters is a violation of the church. It is like putting a rubber ducky in Sparthages private bathtub. It cannot and will not be tolerated, no matter the cost to Carthage.
Hannibal though that Spannibal was being a little unreasonable but one did not voice such opinions of a great god like Spathage. One never knew what nasty things Sparthage might write about Hannibal and Carthage in Civilization III Corner. No, Hannibal had to tread carefully here.
Obviously such a horrible travesty may not be permitted. And if it does occur, vengeance must be swift. Hannibal agreed, using his most understanding and reasonable tone.
This placated the priests of Sparthage and they departed in peace, having secured Hannibals promise. Hannibal didnt have time to give the situation more attention, however. The next battle reports were already arriving.
25 or 6 to 4 (Bolo 256-FOR) advanced relentlessly against a pitiful band of Sumerian Longbowmen holding Gilgameshs capital of Susa. Arrows rebounded off hardened steel as 25 or 6 to 4s cannon killed dozens with each answer. Machines guns cut down even more. The rest were crushed under the heavy Bolos treads.
The defenses smashed, the might Bolos four tank command rested in the center of the town as it burned.
The final remaining city on the ESC was Tutub and it was unguarded. There could be no exceptions, however, so the Princes of the universe were sent to destroy the fledgling city and drown its inhabitants in the icy waters.
With the destruction of Tutub Gilgamesh had no choice but to relocate the capital of Sumeria to New Sumeria.
By 1968AD the Box was nearly in place around the imprisoned civilizations. All that remained was the commissioning of three more ships to complete the blockade of the cities. Now the prisoners could not leave the their city nor could they attack each other. This would ensure their survival until Hannibal could fulfill the dream of the gods.
IN 1969AD Easy Lover (Bolo 313-ZLV) assaulted the last unit of the Persians, the wounded 200 Rifles of Bactra. Once more the blazing cannons and machine guns of the powerful Bolo easily vanquished the ragged Persian rifles, though two of the tanks in the Bolo command became mired in pools of deep mud and threw their tracks. This was the first problem reported regarding the Bolos (aside from their neurotic AIs that insisted that the year was 2001. And who the hell was Stanley Kubrick? If Hannibal ever found that idiotic programmer he wouldnt let him do anything other than make meaningless theatrical movies to entertain the masses.
Finally roused from his gloom, Xerxes was dragged before Hannibal. Low Xerxes, I will give you this chance to be Carthages lackey. If you desire your life and that of your people, you will surrender your dignity, world map, 4 pieces of gold and give Carthage total access to your lands. In return, Carthaginian soldiers will keep a close eye upon your people and make sure you do not duplicate the mistakes of the past and attempt to claim land that is not yours.
Xerxes could do naught but agree to the arrangements. His capital lay bare before the might of Carthage.
Next came Theodora. Looking retched and a little pathetically sad, Hannibal was more pleasant. Base Theodora, it appears that the might of the Byzantine Empire is nothing at all. I will give you peace and protection for your world map, all 32 pieces of gold in your treasury and tribute of 4 pieces of gold each year for the next 20 years. I will have full access to your lands and that is good because Carthaginian soldiers will protect you from your unruly neighbors. William of the Dutch has been known to be quite the insensitive jerk.
And thus the deal was struck, for Theodora had no empire and no pride left. Carthage had, after all, destroyed mightier empires than hers.
Hannibal was feeling good about his kind and even hand until Theodora suddenly turned around offered to protect Carthage. For a measly tribute of 21 pieces of gold a year!
Hannibal had just kicked the neurotic Theodora out when the Carthaginian Science Advisor arrived with a wide grin. Great Hannibal, we have learned the secrets of Atomic Theory! This is a great day!
Eh? What the heck do we do with this knowledge? Hannibal demanded. Can we build particle beam weapons for our Bolos? That would be handy.
Ah, no, great Hannibal. The Science Advisor said.
How about plastacrete for our bridges and bunkers? I hear that stuff is great!
Ah, no.
Can we finally make polyester and discover disco?
No and no.
Then what can we do! Hannibal roared.
We can research electronics which will only take us ten years. If we are fortunate. The Science Advisor said sheepishly.
Very well, then. Make it so. Hannibal grumbled.
A new warship for the Sparthaginian navy was launched from New Crobuzon - ICS Death of the Borg DD-05. This was immediately sent towards the Dutch city of Eindhoven to enforce the blockade.
As for civilizations:
Eliminated: Japan, Ottomans, Korea, India, France, Mayan, Hittites, Chinese, Portugal, Spain
Client States: Dutch, Persians, Byzantines, Sumerians
Defeated:America
Enemies: None
Nemesis: None
All units in route! 
