Turn 126-135
Static Orders (cannot be overridden without consent of ordering player):
1. Play 5CC (5 city challenge) (pi4t)
2. Never interrupt any Worker actions except to avoid capture (Elephantium)
3. Make at least 6 tiles between cities. (alzgamer)
4. Betty from Account Temps must always work with Bob from Account Temps, in the same tile doing the same task as Bob, for the rest of the game.
5. Rename every unit you produce for the rest of the game.
6. Following the lead from Bob and Betty from Account Temps, each produced native worker must be given a name beginning with the letter B. Slaves, whether captured, traded for or produced by a foreign city, do not need special names, only something like Dutch01.
7. Name all naval units after battle victories. (Elephantium)
8. Once you learn Feudalism, modified Oscillating War rules go into effect. [There is no obligation to kill off another civ entirely, but you must always be at war with someone.] (Elephantium)
9. Phony wars are permitted. [This may be temporarily overridden; someone could say "No phony wars at all during the IA", but they couldn't say "No phony wars for the rest of the game".] (Elephantium)
Actions (things to get done):
1. Once you're out of the AA, never build another Settler, except to settler-abandon a city. Delay leaving the AA as long as you need to in order to have sufficient settlers. (Elephantium)
2. Name your first army POP's Elite Rangers and fill it with the most modern of the Swordsman ->Med. Inf. -> Guerrilla -> TOW Infantry chain. (Prince of Persia)
3. Rename every unit you produce for the rest of the game. Here is a list of names to help: [Peter Peter (name of civ at war) Beater, The Jaguars, The Wolves, , The Bees, The Wasps, The Hornets, The Lions, The Tigers, Izmalis, The Dark Brotherhood, The Maggots, The Worms, The Flies, The Mosquitos, Paladins of the Silver Flame, , Cavaliers, Kai Lords, , The Conscripts, The Regulars, The Veterans, and The Elites]
4. Do not build or capture the Great Library. Instead, self-research, trade, or pointy-stick research your advances. (Elephantium)
5. This is a multi-step order: [1. Make an Embassy with the Dutch. 2. Finish your war with Japan at your leisure. 3. Declare war on the Dutch. 4. Raze all Dutch cities except one. 5. Surround the Dutch city with Spearmen (or spear-line upgrades). 6. Make peace with the Dutch, tying a RoP into the deal.] [Basically, the idea is to make the Dutch into your client kingdom and trap them in their city so they can't expand to overrun your continent.]
Orders Completed this Set:
Nada.
The year of the gods 30 BC brought much worry to Hannibal. Year 0 was approaching fast and all of the priests were concerned that their divinatory devices would no longer function. This would cut off the priest from the gods as surely as failing to pay the cable bill. Hannibal thought it would not be such a bad thing if the Y0U bug was real. The priests could then concentrate on more productive means of prophecy, such as reading tea leaves or the examining the entrails of beheaded chickens.
Hannibal turned his attention to more important matters. The Peanut Butter Brigade reported a minor clash with the Minoans dispersing a small camp that had been raiding small fishing villages along the coast of Hannibals Lake. This lake and the nearby bay would be reserved for Hannibal's personal enjoyment; the barbarians had no right to the water or fish.
Barbarian gold continued to poured into the Carthaginian treasury. This made Hannibal very happy.
Year 0 approached. Hannibal, like all of the people of Carthage, held his breath. Would the world end? Should he continue to issue orders? Do laundry? Pay the bills?
But year 0 came and went and before anyone realized it was 10 AD and the crisis had been averted. Unfortunately the Y0U bug was a bust and a huge waste of money. The small pottery balls continued to work or at least continued to work as well as they ever did.
A new curragh was give the name Charge of Aabraxan at Smilin Bob and Hannibal ordered another curragh to be built. The Captain of Charge would continue to take ships out to sea until he found a new land for Carthage to subjugate . . . errr . . . explore.
A new band of Ancient Cavalry trained in the shadow of the Statue of Elephantium and took the name Knights of the Chalice for they were known to drank heavily from chalices made of fine Carthaginian pottery. They claimed it was a new method of worship that encouraged divine inspiration. It was clear that they were led by a divine hand for no one else could fathom why else they would keep falling off their horses and wandering off the roads.
This was also the year that Hannibal decided it was time to put an end to Japan. Tokugawa had reneged on his deal not to send out annoying military units to harass the Carthaginian people. There was no further expectation of peace between Japan and Carthage. The Peanut Butter Brigade road down the Japanese 32nd Archers an elite barbarian hunting band, but not without grave wounds. This was also the time that the Knights of the Chalice bloodied their lances on the Japanese 1st Recon Spears near Caseboy97s Asylum. It was a near flawless charge with only a few wounds and none of them caused by the pitiful Japanese spears. All were a matter of CWI Combat While Intoxicated. Even so they had done well enough, Hannibal decided.
Civinators Charges, the Krondorian Lancers, The Black Guard, Peter Peter Japenese Beater and The Kings Own Take Two were all sent towards the Japanese Capital of Kyoto.
Elsewhere, Barb camps were being dispersed with efficiency. Hannibal took great pleasure in reading the reports of 25gp this and 25gp that. The Eagles had lanced the arrogant Guals, burning their camp to the ground. Meanwhile the Tusks of Justice made a mess of a band of Khoisan conscripts that were spreading rumors regarding the size of Hannibals mother. Naturally the Tusks, an elite band of ancient cavalry, dispersed the entire camp and put the heads of Khoisan leaders upon spears as a warning to all others barbarians and foreign nations alike not to make fun of Hannibals mother.
It was 30 AD when Carthages cultural advisory meekly climbed the steps to Hannibals Cave to report that some people called the Americans had build a great wall to help them deal with the barbarian uprisings.
It is reported, great Hannibal, that these walls are very effective and even encourage their warriors to fight harder against the barbarians. Now that they have a patent for these walls, they are springing up all over America it is the new fashion every city simply must have them.
Hannibal considered this carefully. I do not understand how do these walls' encourage their people to fight harder? Do they use the stones to throw at their enemies? Perhaps they load large pieces of it on to catapults and launch them at the barbarians?
No, Hannibal, The cultural advisory said patiently. It is called a 'psychological' effect. The warriors see this great feat of their countrymen as a sign that they are superior and the thinking makes them superior.
These Americans might be difficult to fight with such confidence. Hannibal thought darkly. He would orderer his generals to destroy these americans . . . if he had any idea where they were located.
Not so, my lord, Hannibals military advisor assured him. Apparently this psycho-effect is only useful against the barbarians. Whenever an opposing civ approaches they send a horse running around all their cities with the rider shouting the fill in the civ name here are coming! This the repeat over and over again until the opposing civ leaves. Their neighbors actually report that it is quite annoying and the Americans are on notice with their association.
Hannibal marveled once more at the great many useless wonders these other people chose to build. Hannibal had no further time to worry over such things. Carthages own fighting men were made of sterner stuff. Better stuff. Improved stuff. In some cases, diet stuff.
It was Krondorian Lancers that assault Kyoto. The Japanese 23rd Spears known as the Home Guard the Japanese last line of defense were already in formation with the river to their backs. The city was smaller than was last reported it probably contained less than 40,000 people now. The Krondorian Lancers, though savaged by the home guard, pushed through the line of spears. The fighting took to the street house to house. The Japanese would not surrender. Few survived; not enough to form a slave band, however.
With the destruction of Kyoto the last known Japanese city was destroyed yet the Japanese were not yet eliminated as a nation capable of competing with Carthage. Some of the survivors reported taht Tokugawa had snuck away in the night with a band of settlers, intent on rebuilding Japan into a force that could destroy Carthage. Hannibal ordered his military to find the cowardly Tokugawa and put an end to him.
It did not take long before The Kings Own Take Two and the Black Guard discovered another unit of Japanese spears this was the 7th Japanese Recon Spears. The outriders reported a minor skirmish but it would take some time for the horsemen to get out of their traveling formations and get in line for a charge. This gave the Japanese spear time to fortify their position in the mountain pass.
In 50 AD the pompous Netherlanders had marched two bands of warriors against Carthage. One band was even a veteran band of warriors. It did not matter. The elite Crimmerian Guard was the first to ride down the veteran warriors, springing from the many fields of cows around New Hannibalopolis. The following attack by the Bears finished the Dutch threat, if ever there was truly a threat.
In 30 AD reports were received that the foolish Tokugawa had actually moved towards Carthage and settled Satsuma in the shadow of Amsterdam. All available Carthaginian units immediately moved towards Satsuma to put a final end to Tokugawa and the pitiful Japanese. The foxes, the first on the scene, reported that it was protected by only a regular band of Japanese Spears hastily assembled from the citizens it was identified as the 103rd Auxiliary Spears.
The first into battle at Satsuma was Civinators Chargers. It had been some time since they had seen action but they had not forgotten the many uses for the tip of a lance. Civinators men took some casualties but the 103rd was routed into the city. Hannibal was not surprised to hear that the city was destroyed considering the bloody confrontation.
What did surprise Hannibal was to hear that Tokugawa was amongst the dead warriors for he had personally lead the 103rd in defense of the city and fallen under Civinators charge. The glory of destroying the first Civ was to go to Civinator a fitting triumph!
It was also fitting that Civinator found amongst the ruins of Tokugawas palace a fine grouping of shrubs that would make a perfect addition to Hannibals cave. They were nice and not expensive at all, as they were pulled up from Tokugawa's only guardans. This was just as the priests of CommandoBob had commanded. Very carefully the shrubs were collected by Japanese slaves for transport to Smilin Bob.
And with the death of Tokugawa, the remaining Japanese units that were straggling began to disperse, leaving Carthage victorious.
But the empty lands were someone troubling for the barbarians were beginning to multiply as if they were part rabbit in nature. The Knights of the Chalice had, predictably, stumbled upon a band of Kushites that were extremely hostile and refused to share their alcohol. The Knights, also predictably, road down the Kushites only to come upon their main encampment. Luckily the Silver Hawks were also nearby and quickly put an end to the threat.
There were new Gaul barbarians by New Crobuzon, The Toltec were amongst the sacred elephants in the south, the Crimson Eagles had blundered into a group of Aryans and a new group known as the Patzinal were active by New Hannibalopolis. Things were a mess in the wild unclaimed lands but Hannibal continued to see the glint of money amongst the barbarian tribes.
In 90AD the shrubbery was finally in place outside Hannibals cave. He actually found this quite nice, for it afforded him some privacy considering the lack of a DOOR.
In honor of Civinator, the next Curragh to launch was the Shrub of Civinator, in honor of the spoils of the final battle with Japan.
More good news continued to come to Carthage. The Leapards disbanded the Gaul encampment. Aabraxan's Honor Guard destroyed the Patzinal and the Crimson Eagles irradiated the Aryan encampment, though many were known to have escaped its destruction. The like was accomplished by the Eagles at the Toltec camp. Carthages treasury was bursting with barbarian gold.
It was not yet time to celebrate, however, for two new barbarian camps were soon located the Illuryians (again) and the Nubians, whom seemed to be at war with the Ottomans. Soon the Phrygians were seen pillaging near Caseyboy97s Asylum and its new formed band of Ancient Cavalry, the Knights of the White Mountain, were sent after the band. The Knights of the Chalice dispersed the Iluryians as quickly as they had formed while the Tusks of Justice trampled the Nubians. And though Hannibal awaited a few kind words from Osman for the service done, it was not forthcoming.
This made Hannibal very angry and he began to plan for the demise of Osman.
In 130 AD the Peanut Butter Brigade ran afoul of a Mycenian camp but the Barbarians never stood a chance against the formidable Carthaginian unit.
Hannibal had not the time to worry over such things, however. For he had just received word that New Hannibalopolis was thriving it already had a population of 290,000 and its influence had fallen upon the iron and gems in the nearby mountains. Hannibal was pleased by this wondrous development and all of the citizens of Carthage celebrated their new luxury and a secure source of iron. Hannibal gave all citizens a day off and work ceased across Carthage, including the work on their great wonders.
This was a fatal error.
By 150 AD Hannibal received horrible news from his cultural advisor. The cursed Hittites had finished the Great Lighthouse only moments before Carthage.
Now Hannibal truly hated these Hittites. It seemed very possible that Carthage might be forced to scrap two very costly projects in the near future and it angered him greatly. He would dwell on these losses for the remaining 1900 years of his life.
Hmm, two wonder prebuilds. The GLH is gone. ToA still possible?
Current save:
Static Orders (cannot be overridden without consent of ordering player):
1. Play 5CC (5 city challenge) (pi4t)
2. Never interrupt any Worker actions except to avoid capture (Elephantium)
3. Make at least 6 tiles between cities. (alzgamer)
4. Betty from Account Temps must always work with Bob from Account Temps, in the same tile doing the same task as Bob, for the rest of the game.
5. Rename every unit you produce for the rest of the game.
6. Following the lead from Bob and Betty from Account Temps, each produced native worker must be given a name beginning with the letter B. Slaves, whether captured, traded for or produced by a foreign city, do not need special names, only something like Dutch01.
7. Name all naval units after battle victories. (Elephantium)
8. Once you learn Feudalism, modified Oscillating War rules go into effect. [There is no obligation to kill off another civ entirely, but you must always be at war with someone.] (Elephantium)
9. Phony wars are permitted. [This may be temporarily overridden; someone could say "No phony wars at all during the IA", but they couldn't say "No phony wars for the rest of the game".] (Elephantium)
Actions (things to get done):
1. Once you're out of the AA, never build another Settler, except to settler-abandon a city. Delay leaving the AA as long as you need to in order to have sufficient settlers. (Elephantium)
2. Name your first army POP's Elite Rangers and fill it with the most modern of the Swordsman ->Med. Inf. -> Guerrilla -> TOW Infantry chain. (Prince of Persia)
3. Rename every unit you produce for the rest of the game. Here is a list of names to help: [Peter Peter (name of civ at war) Beater, The Jaguars, The Wolves, , The Bees, The Wasps, The Hornets, The Lions, The Tigers, Izmalis, The Dark Brotherhood, The Maggots, The Worms, The Flies, The Mosquitos, Paladins of the Silver Flame, , Cavaliers, Kai Lords, , The Conscripts, The Regulars, The Veterans, and The Elites]
4. Do not build or capture the Great Library. Instead, self-research, trade, or pointy-stick research your advances. (Elephantium)
5. This is a multi-step order: [1. Make an Embassy with the Dutch. 2. Finish your war with Japan at your leisure. 3. Declare war on the Dutch. 4. Raze all Dutch cities except one. 5. Surround the Dutch city with Spearmen (or spear-line upgrades). 6. Make peace with the Dutch, tying a RoP into the deal.] [Basically, the idea is to make the Dutch into your client kingdom and trap them in their city so they can't expand to overrun your continent.]
Orders Completed this Set:
Nada.

Spoiler :
The year of the gods 30 BC brought much worry to Hannibal. Year 0 was approaching fast and all of the priests were concerned that their divinatory devices would no longer function. This would cut off the priest from the gods as surely as failing to pay the cable bill. Hannibal thought it would not be such a bad thing if the Y0U bug was real. The priests could then concentrate on more productive means of prophecy, such as reading tea leaves or the examining the entrails of beheaded chickens.
Hannibal turned his attention to more important matters. The Peanut Butter Brigade reported a minor clash with the Minoans dispersing a small camp that had been raiding small fishing villages along the coast of Hannibals Lake. This lake and the nearby bay would be reserved for Hannibal's personal enjoyment; the barbarians had no right to the water or fish.

Barbarian gold continued to poured into the Carthaginian treasury. This made Hannibal very happy.
Year 0 approached. Hannibal, like all of the people of Carthage, held his breath. Would the world end? Should he continue to issue orders? Do laundry? Pay the bills?

But year 0 came and went and before anyone realized it was 10 AD and the crisis had been averted. Unfortunately the Y0U bug was a bust and a huge waste of money. The small pottery balls continued to work or at least continued to work as well as they ever did.
A new curragh was give the name Charge of Aabraxan at Smilin Bob and Hannibal ordered another curragh to be built. The Captain of Charge would continue to take ships out to sea until he found a new land for Carthage to subjugate . . . errr . . . explore.
A new band of Ancient Cavalry trained in the shadow of the Statue of Elephantium and took the name Knights of the Chalice for they were known to drank heavily from chalices made of fine Carthaginian pottery. They claimed it was a new method of worship that encouraged divine inspiration. It was clear that they were led by a divine hand for no one else could fathom why else they would keep falling off their horses and wandering off the roads.
This was also the year that Hannibal decided it was time to put an end to Japan. Tokugawa had reneged on his deal not to send out annoying military units to harass the Carthaginian people. There was no further expectation of peace between Japan and Carthage. The Peanut Butter Brigade road down the Japanese 32nd Archers an elite barbarian hunting band, but not without grave wounds. This was also the time that the Knights of the Chalice bloodied their lances on the Japanese 1st Recon Spears near Caseboy97s Asylum. It was a near flawless charge with only a few wounds and none of them caused by the pitiful Japanese spears. All were a matter of CWI Combat While Intoxicated. Even so they had done well enough, Hannibal decided.
Civinators Charges, the Krondorian Lancers, The Black Guard, Peter Peter Japenese Beater and The Kings Own Take Two were all sent towards the Japanese Capital of Kyoto.
Elsewhere, Barb camps were being dispersed with efficiency. Hannibal took great pleasure in reading the reports of 25gp this and 25gp that. The Eagles had lanced the arrogant Guals, burning their camp to the ground. Meanwhile the Tusks of Justice made a mess of a band of Khoisan conscripts that were spreading rumors regarding the size of Hannibals mother. Naturally the Tusks, an elite band of ancient cavalry, dispersed the entire camp and put the heads of Khoisan leaders upon spears as a warning to all others barbarians and foreign nations alike not to make fun of Hannibals mother.
It was 30 AD when Carthages cultural advisory meekly climbed the steps to Hannibals Cave to report that some people called the Americans had build a great wall to help them deal with the barbarian uprisings.

It is reported, great Hannibal, that these walls are very effective and even encourage their warriors to fight harder against the barbarians. Now that they have a patent for these walls, they are springing up all over America it is the new fashion every city simply must have them.
Hannibal considered this carefully. I do not understand how do these walls' encourage their people to fight harder? Do they use the stones to throw at their enemies? Perhaps they load large pieces of it on to catapults and launch them at the barbarians?
No, Hannibal, The cultural advisory said patiently. It is called a 'psychological' effect. The warriors see this great feat of their countrymen as a sign that they are superior and the thinking makes them superior.
These Americans might be difficult to fight with such confidence. Hannibal thought darkly. He would orderer his generals to destroy these americans . . . if he had any idea where they were located.
Not so, my lord, Hannibals military advisor assured him. Apparently this psycho-effect is only useful against the barbarians. Whenever an opposing civ approaches they send a horse running around all their cities with the rider shouting the fill in the civ name here are coming! This the repeat over and over again until the opposing civ leaves. Their neighbors actually report that it is quite annoying and the Americans are on notice with their association.
Hannibal marveled once more at the great many useless wonders these other people chose to build. Hannibal had no further time to worry over such things. Carthages own fighting men were made of sterner stuff. Better stuff. Improved stuff. In some cases, diet stuff.
It was Krondorian Lancers that assault Kyoto. The Japanese 23rd Spears known as the Home Guard the Japanese last line of defense were already in formation with the river to their backs. The city was smaller than was last reported it probably contained less than 40,000 people now. The Krondorian Lancers, though savaged by the home guard, pushed through the line of spears. The fighting took to the street house to house. The Japanese would not surrender. Few survived; not enough to form a slave band, however.

With the destruction of Kyoto the last known Japanese city was destroyed yet the Japanese were not yet eliminated as a nation capable of competing with Carthage. Some of the survivors reported taht Tokugawa had snuck away in the night with a band of settlers, intent on rebuilding Japan into a force that could destroy Carthage. Hannibal ordered his military to find the cowardly Tokugawa and put an end to him.
It did not take long before The Kings Own Take Two and the Black Guard discovered another unit of Japanese spears this was the 7th Japanese Recon Spears. The outriders reported a minor skirmish but it would take some time for the horsemen to get out of their traveling formations and get in line for a charge. This gave the Japanese spear time to fortify their position in the mountain pass.

In 50 AD the pompous Netherlanders had marched two bands of warriors against Carthage. One band was even a veteran band of warriors. It did not matter. The elite Crimmerian Guard was the first to ride down the veteran warriors, springing from the many fields of cows around New Hannibalopolis. The following attack by the Bears finished the Dutch threat, if ever there was truly a threat.
In 30 AD reports were received that the foolish Tokugawa had actually moved towards Carthage and settled Satsuma in the shadow of Amsterdam. All available Carthaginian units immediately moved towards Satsuma to put a final end to Tokugawa and the pitiful Japanese. The foxes, the first on the scene, reported that it was protected by only a regular band of Japanese Spears hastily assembled from the citizens it was identified as the 103rd Auxiliary Spears.
The first into battle at Satsuma was Civinators Chargers. It had been some time since they had seen action but they had not forgotten the many uses for the tip of a lance. Civinators men took some casualties but the 103rd was routed into the city. Hannibal was not surprised to hear that the city was destroyed considering the bloody confrontation.

What did surprise Hannibal was to hear that Tokugawa was amongst the dead warriors for he had personally lead the 103rd in defense of the city and fallen under Civinators charge. The glory of destroying the first Civ was to go to Civinator a fitting triumph!
It was also fitting that Civinator found amongst the ruins of Tokugawas palace a fine grouping of shrubs that would make a perfect addition to Hannibals cave. They were nice and not expensive at all, as they were pulled up from Tokugawa's only guardans. This was just as the priests of CommandoBob had commanded. Very carefully the shrubs were collected by Japanese slaves for transport to Smilin Bob.
And with the death of Tokugawa, the remaining Japanese units that were straggling began to disperse, leaving Carthage victorious.

But the empty lands were someone troubling for the barbarians were beginning to multiply as if they were part rabbit in nature. The Knights of the Chalice had, predictably, stumbled upon a band of Kushites that were extremely hostile and refused to share their alcohol. The Knights, also predictably, road down the Kushites only to come upon their main encampment. Luckily the Silver Hawks were also nearby and quickly put an end to the threat.
There were new Gaul barbarians by New Crobuzon, The Toltec were amongst the sacred elephants in the south, the Crimson Eagles had blundered into a group of Aryans and a new group known as the Patzinal were active by New Hannibalopolis. Things were a mess in the wild unclaimed lands but Hannibal continued to see the glint of money amongst the barbarian tribes.
In 90AD the shrubbery was finally in place outside Hannibals cave. He actually found this quite nice, for it afforded him some privacy considering the lack of a DOOR.

In honor of Civinator, the next Curragh to launch was the Shrub of Civinator, in honor of the spoils of the final battle with Japan.
More good news continued to come to Carthage. The Leapards disbanded the Gaul encampment. Aabraxan's Honor Guard destroyed the Patzinal and the Crimson Eagles irradiated the Aryan encampment, though many were known to have escaped its destruction. The like was accomplished by the Eagles at the Toltec camp. Carthages treasury was bursting with barbarian gold.
It was not yet time to celebrate, however, for two new barbarian camps were soon located the Illuryians (again) and the Nubians, whom seemed to be at war with the Ottomans. Soon the Phrygians were seen pillaging near Caseyboy97s Asylum and its new formed band of Ancient Cavalry, the Knights of the White Mountain, were sent after the band. The Knights of the Chalice dispersed the Iluryians as quickly as they had formed while the Tusks of Justice trampled the Nubians. And though Hannibal awaited a few kind words from Osman for the service done, it was not forthcoming.
This made Hannibal very angry and he began to plan for the demise of Osman.
In 130 AD the Peanut Butter Brigade ran afoul of a Mycenian camp but the Barbarians never stood a chance against the formidable Carthaginian unit.
Hannibal had not the time to worry over such things, however. For he had just received word that New Hannibalopolis was thriving it already had a population of 290,000 and its influence had fallen upon the iron and gems in the nearby mountains. Hannibal was pleased by this wondrous development and all of the citizens of Carthage celebrated their new luxury and a secure source of iron. Hannibal gave all citizens a day off and work ceased across Carthage, including the work on their great wonders.
This was a fatal error.
By 150 AD Hannibal received horrible news from his cultural advisor. The cursed Hittites had finished the Great Lighthouse only moments before Carthage.

Now Hannibal truly hated these Hittites. It seemed very possible that Carthage might be forced to scrap two very costly projects in the near future and it angered him greatly. He would dwell on these losses for the remaining 1900 years of his life.
Hmm, two wonder prebuilds. The GLH is gone. ToA still possible?
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