Hannibal heard the shuffle of feet on his new sidewalks in the year 1625 BC. It made him very happy that the people of Smilin Bob were keeping their promise to maintain Hannibals lawn. It was a show of respect and honor. So it was with strong coffee and small triangular cakes that Hannibal greeted his guests this time.
The priests of CommandoBob looked over their welcome and approved of Hannibals hospitality. Great Hannibal, we have consulted with the other gods and we believe that the Carthaginian people owe Bob and his Account Temps our gratitude.
Hannibal could find no way to argue against words spoken so just. I could not agree more with the divine wisdom of CommandoBob. What is it that you have in mind as a reward? Hannibal held his breath. He knew his people were even now wandering in the south, looking for a place to found a new city. For a brief moment he saw Hannibalopolis, proud and strong. And posted at the city gates was a sign. Welcome to Bobsville. He shuddered.
His thoughts were ill concealed. The priests of CommandoBob smiled reassuringly at Hannibal and they said, Rest easy, Hannibal. We suggest only this in tribute of the training of Bob and Betty and their account temps that have done so well for Carthage, all work teams shall be organized in their honor and image. And along with that image, shall be a name befitting Bob and Bettys contribution. But at no time shall slave bands be given this honor. They shall be given only a number along with their nationality. That is all they deserve for their slovenly performance.
Hannibal thought this to be fair compensation for the account temps and also an accurate critique of the slave workers, though the workers from Account Temps cost the Carthaginian people support while the slaves took used almost no resources at all.
Nevertheless, he immediately posted an edict to honor the divine wisdom of the gods. He issued his first order to comply with the will of the gods this order was sent to Caseys Boys changing their name to Boyz of Casey97. He also received the happy news that Amsterdam was now connected to the rest of Carthage via roads. Hannibal issued orders for the Boyz of Casey97 to begin a mine for Amsterdam.
There were also reports that the Adamantium Warriors had encountered skirmishers from a band of hostile natives known as they Mycenians. The leaders of the Adamantium Warriors were conscientious of the fact that they were accompanying thousands of Carthaginian citizens to found a new city. Runners were sent to the band of Elephants Revenge and they diverted towards the troublesome natives. Unfortunately it was discovered that these barbaric tribes had fortified themselves in the mountains to the extreme south of Carthage.
All remained quiet until 1525 BC. A new band of Numidian Mercenaries were trained. Hannibal unrolled a scroll he had received from Elephantium. This scroll was a permanent reminder to give every unit a name and battle standard. Checking the list he saw a worthy name Tom. Tom was ordered towards Caseyboy97s Asylum to guard the account temps as they worked their way towards New Crobuzon.
Hannibal now commissioned a mighty sea vessel known as a Curragh. The seaworthy Carthaginians would do well to sail the seas to find more people with which to trade.
Word of more barbarians also arrived, Elephants Revenged charged onto a nearby hill to block their progress north. They would not be allowed to fall upon Caseyboy97s Asylum. Once atop the hill they could see smoke from the fires of even more Mycenian warriors in the nearby forest. It looked as if the warriors of Carthage had moved into a well designed trap. The Adamantium Warriors moved to meet with Elephants Revenge, gaining the high ground on a mountain. The leaders, their blood up, did not think much of the hardship this caused the Carthaginian settlers they were accompanying.
On the eve of battle Hannibal was informed of unrest in Smilin Bob and he sneered. Unpatriotic citizens! He ordered gold thrown into the streets and prayed to the gods that they would choke on it. Luckily this gold was meant for the treasury and it did not impede the scientists in their arcane work on mathematics.
By 1500 BC the Carthaginians discovered the secrets of mathematics. Now, Hannibals science advisor said with great confidence, We can calculate our income and the passage of time.
Hannibal lifted one eyebrow. Is that not what we have been doing for the last 2500 years?
The scientists looked a little abashed. Then they quickly said, But Great Hannibal, now we can also correctly calculate the weight and stress factors for our Statue to Elephantium. We may now change these pyramids into a Statue.
Hannibal smiled wide. I like this math. Perhaps I shall take lessons. It shall be as you say. But Hannibal worried that it would take a very long to finish the Statue with so few citizens in Caseyboy97s Asylum. As the people in Smilin Bob were being difficult and the foreman for the slaves band reported it would be another 1000 years before the new mine was ready to operate, Hannibal ordered a new work band to be formed in Smilin Bob after the Curragh was built. This bands only purpose would be move to Caseyboy97s Asylum and increase the working population.
But something still troubled Hannibal. Why is this Statue called the Statue of Zeus if it is being built in honor of Elephantium?
Oh, that, The Carthaginian cultural advisor mumbled from the rear of the throne room. Zeus is the name of the construction company hired to build the statue. For patenting and brand name reasons, the statue must bear the logo of the company. If we fail to do so, we may face stiff penalties and a period of incarceration of up to ten years.
Patent and brand names? Hannibal said. Where did those come from?
Writing, Great Hannibal. The scientist said cheerfully.
Hannibal considered this carefully, imaging all of the scientists severed heads smiling from spears around his cave. The image was fleeting. He could barely manage to convince his people to maintain the lawn. Properly caring for a heads on a spear was probably beyond them.
Will the prison have a door? He asked, looking at his own meager accommodations and wondered how much more research Carthage could withstand.
Great Hannibal, The Cultural advisor interrupted his consideration. It may bear that logo, but we are free to call it whatever we want. This is not such a big deal and we cannot part with your leadership for five to ten years and the penalties could bankrupt our treasury.
So be it. Hannibal said, relenting. But what shall secrets shall we investigate next? We could learn the workings of iron or mysticism that would please the priests, surely. The wheel? The Code of the Warrior? The making of maps or literature? Laws? Philosophy?
Code of Laws shall be the path of Carthage. The priest of Elephantium decreed. Carthage is to be a republic. To do this expediently, we must first codify our laws and then study philosophy. This shall be your path unless you find you can trade for such knowledge. Upon learning philosophy, it shall give us such knowledge that we will be able to unravel the secrets of the republic with little time or investment. All of these other lowly techs can be bartered for with other nations.
Hannibal bowed to the wisdom of Elephantium but not without concern did he obey. Great Elephantium, when Carthage is a republic, what role shall I then serve?
Fear not, Hannibal. It is decreed by the gods that you shall lead Carthage for a total of 6050 years, for good or ill. If the time be shorter then it will be because Carthage is no more or because the whole world has bowed to Carthages greatness and you will have come to understand the wisdom that belongs to the gods.
Hannibal was relieved by these words and watched as the scientist left with their orders. Hannibal gave them as much gold as he could afford most of what the people of Carthage made each year. Gold was now being drawn from the treasury to sustain the happiness of Smilin Bob.
As the scientists and priests left his throne room, a runner from Elephants Revenge staggered into the room. The Mycenians were indeed hostile a band had set upon his unit in the night.
And what news do you bring of my elite band? Hannibal demanded.
Great lord, Hannibal. The elite warriors of Elephants Revenge should have slept soundly in their beds that night. But the wise leaders had us lay awake, axes in hand. When the barbarians attempted to climb the hill, we leapt to our feet. Our axes found their marks and the band was slain to the last man. We had so few injuries that our leader declared us fit for battle and we moved to join with the Adamantium Warriors. Our groups are now ready to disperse these Mycenian barbarians!
Hannibal snarled with joy. Bring me back their heads and all else that you can find. If there are any shrubberies, bring them back too.
The runner bowed to his great lord, not daring to mention that he was a warrior, not a gardener.
In the great year of 1475 BC Hannibal received wonderful news from the southern battlefront. The Mycenian warriors were no more, though scouts from the Elephants Revenge reported that some of the Mycenian women and children fled into the surrounding hills and the leaders of the band decided it was not worth chasing them down. It may be, the scout reported, that we will encounter the Mycenians again, but if so, it will not be for a long time.
The barbarian camp had been overrun and gold ingots totaling 25 pieces of gold in weight was returned to Carthage, adding a nice lining to Hannibals war chest. Elephants revenge further reported seeing smoke from a nearby camp of villagers. It appeared to them that the Mycenians were harassing these godly people. Hannibal directed Elephants Revenge to make contact and see if the villagers would be gracious for the safety afforded by the nearby Carthaginian war bands.
Simultaneously a runner from the Adamantium Warriors reported of their raid against the remaining Mycenian units, encamped on a hill. The charge was flawless and the warriors performed as they had been trained at the barracks of Smilin Bob. As a result, the leaders of the band now rated their unit as elite.
The leaders of the band could not figured out why the Mycenians had stood so fierce, dying to the man even in the face of an overpowering assault. Then they discovered the hill had gold deposits readily at the surface the likely source of the gold ingots found by Elephants Revenge in their encampment.
In the year 1450 BC, Carthages first boat was launched, a Curragh. Hannibal had not yet thought of a name for the Curragh but temporarily called it Smilin Sails, for he knew how the priests hated units without names. The ship set sail for the east coast, to explore these whales and see what the Dutch were up to. Hannibal ordered a worker band produced from Smilin Bob to journey to Caseyboy97s Asylum to help the Zeus Corporation complete the Statue of Elephantium faster.
Things were happening quickly in the lands of Carthage. In 1425 BC Hannibal was again confronted by his cultural advisor. She happily reported that Smilin Bob was a cultural wonder of the world and that is influence had expanded once more.
Hannibal looked over the report, thinking carefully. So now our culture encompasses a lot more tundra?
The cultural advisor looked a little abashed and quickly departed. This was good because Hannibal was waiting for the runners from Elephants Revenge to bring him tidings from the native village to the south. The wait was well worth it. Upon entering the camp the elite warriors discovered that these villagers were not helpless at all. These were Numidians, the same people that were assisting Carthage to train their new units. They knew the secrets of the warrior code, though many of their men folk had died fighting with the Mycenians.
The elders happily joined the elite band, promising to teach all of Carthage the secrets of the code so that they could extend their protection over the entire area. This was very fortunate for Carthage, Hannibal knew.
While organizing the village of Numidians to return to Smilin Bob, Elephants Revenge made contact with a new and strangely dressed people. They called themselves the Japanese. They had been moving towards the Numidian village as well. Hannibal smiled that Carthage had been the quicker and thus more fortunate, of the two. It was also lucky that these new people had an emissary with them that was authorized to conduct trade. These new people had little knowledge compared to Carthage; but they did know the secrets of The Wheel and they carried 10 pieces of gold with them. The Japanese did not know masonry, the alphabet, or pottery. This also meant they did not have a magic 8-ball of their very own. Hannibal wondered, not without a little cynicism, how the priests of these people made decisions. He considered trading them a few 8-balls but reconsidered. That would probably be considered an act of war.
He quickly pushed such thoughts aside. If they did not know the alphabet, that meant they also did not know writing or mathematics. Carthage was way in advance of the Japanese! Hannibal felt a little disdainful, but decided to allow an offer of the alphabet for their wheel and all 10 pieces of their gold. The Japanese emissary wisely agreed to this deal. Hannibal found it funny because the Netherlanders knew the alphabet but did not now the wheel had they met the Japanese first, things might have occurred very different indeed. Once again Hannibal had driven a spear into this Dutch enemies an economic spear, perhaps, but not less deadly.
At the end of this trade of technology, the Carthaginian science advisor appeared before Hannibal and bowed deeply. Lord Hannibal, we now know all of the basic technology of the Ancient Age. With your leadership and the blessings of the gods we shall dominate all the peoples of this land!
Indeed. Said Hannibal. I have spent some time learning this math as you call it and I noticed something. Why are we counting DOWN the years, rather than UP?
The scientist shrugged. The priests told us it was the year 4000 BC. We just assumed we were supposed to be counting down to something.
What will we do when we reach zero? Hannibal asked. If the priests were correct, he would live for another 2050 years after that.
The scientists shrugged, unconcerned. I guess well start counting up again. Just remember, great lord, we can do many wonderful things with mathematics. The Carthaginian people are lucky to have you as their leader.
Hannibal agreed and dismissed the science advisor. Kind words were one thing. Adding a new porch to his cave would be a true show of respect.
It was not long before more runners arrived to report the presence of horses great beasts that could be ridden by warriors into battle. Until learning the wheel no one had known what to do with these creatures and so they had been ignored.
Well, bring them all to Smilin Bob. Hannibal ordered.
He knew there was trouble when his chief trade advisor appeared. She was Bettys sister, Brenda, and had handled many of the trade of Carthage with excellence. He trusted her implicitly.
Great Hannibal, we cannot move these beasts. Though they may be trained into very versatile fighting mounts, the herds cannot be moved from their native plains. We must leave them were they are so they may breed and multiple and provide us mounts for many years to come.
Hannibal nodded. The how do we harvest these beasts so that our people may use them?
We must send a work band to create a colony. The singular purpose of these workers and the colony will be to supply Carthage with horses. These animals, quite fortuitously, roamed along the trade road to Amsterdam so they should be easy to claim and protect we would want to post a guard along this route anyway. This is the prefect place.
Hannibal readily agreed and planned to do as Brenda the Trade Advisor bid.
In 1400 BC, Smilin Bob had gathered a new work band, Ben from Account Temps. This work band was sent running towards Caseboy97s Asylum to join with the city work force. Smilin Bob was still crowded so Hannibal ordered another work group to be created immediately.
Meanwhile, the Dutch slaves, now known as Dutch01, were finished building their mine upon the grassland with tobacco. The slaves were sent to the next tobacco lands to do the same.
At the end of 1350 BC, Ben had joined the workers at Caseyboy97s Asylum. A new band of workers was created in Smilin Bob and given the name of Bruce the All Might Account Temp. This new Account Temp was sent to continue improving the area around Caseboy97s Asylum now that both Bob and Betty were working their way towards New Crobuzon under the protection of Toms Numindian Mercenaries.