I choose you <insert pokemon>!

That's a little far-fetched (something along those lines)

How do you think Chuck Norris would do in a Pokemon game?

Hahahahaha! That would be funny but you need more moves to describe this character!
 
Here's Chuck Norris' moves in a Pokemon game:

Roundhouse Kick
Mean Grin
Roundhouse Kick
Roundhouse Kick

Passive Ability:
Being Chuck Norris- No one can attack him. If they do, they attack the other pokemon instead, because the don't want to hit Chuck Norris

You might think "What!? Most of his attacks are roundhouse kicks!?" but, that's intentional.

Now, Ussmak SEAL would have this:

Claw Scratch
Lizard Bite
Landcruiser Driving
MP5 Assault Rifle

Passive ability:
Get high- Tastes a can of ginger at some point in the battle. Unlocks "Ussmak Rage" move

Ultimate move:
Ussmak Rage- Causes the battle theme to change to the song playing when Popeye takes spinach. Causes Ussmak SEAL to charge at enemy and belt them up, causing them to faint or suffer heavy damage due to the highness of Ussmak SEAL and his lack of control
 
No, we should have iGod as a pokemon!

His ability is to shout random gibberish at the enemie's pokemon causing them to faint.
 
How about the Procrastinator!

His moves:
I'll think of them later

Passive ability:
I'll do this later

See, he's an awesome pokemon... I'll finish this later
 
How about Mjcommie?

His moves:
[Communist Speach: Confuses the opponent
[Communist Punch: Hits the opponent with a powerful punch
[Tank Crush: Drives a Overlord tank and KO's the opponent
[Communist Song: Makes the opponent go to sleep


[Ability: Communism: Calls all of the communist's to attack every 2nd turn
 
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