Here's Chuck Norris' moves in a Pokemon game:
Roundhouse Kick
Mean Grin
Roundhouse Kick
Roundhouse Kick
Passive Ability:
Being Chuck Norris- No one can attack him. If they do, they attack the other pokemon instead, because the don't want to hit Chuck Norris
You might think "What!? Most of his attacks are roundhouse kicks!?" but, that's intentional.
Now, Ussmak SEAL would have this:
Claw Scratch
Lizard Bite
Landcruiser Driving
MP5 Assault Rifle
Passive ability:
Get high- Tastes a can of ginger at some point in the battle. Unlocks "Ussmak Rage" move
Ultimate move:
Ussmak Rage- Causes the battle theme to change to the song playing when Popeye takes spinach. Causes Ussmak SEAL to charge at enemy and belt them up, causing them to faint or suffer heavy damage due to the highness of Ussmak SEAL and his lack of control