I like the way you think

[stratego]

Little Jimmy was in his math class and his teacher asked him a question.
"If you have ten birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many would still be on the fence?" she asked.

"There'll be none left, because if I shoot one, the others would fly away" answered Little Jimmy.

"Actually, this is a math class so if you shoot one there'll be nine left" she replied. "But I like the way you think"

Little Jimmy stood there quietly for a while and then asked the teacher. "There are three women sitting on a bench, one of them is licking her ice cream, one of them is sucking her ice cream, and one of them is biting her ice cream, how can you tell which on is married.

The teacher stood there quietly and finally answered uneasily "I guess, the one sucking on the ice cream."

Little Jimmy replied. "No, you tell by seeing which one has a ring on her finger. But I like the way you think"

 

[Pariah]

How would you know if Little Jimmy was precocious?

If he checked for the absence of a ring on the teacher's own finger, then brought some bees into school and asked the teacher to show him the birds.

 

[cheetochekove]

Interesting concept!

 

[NaZ]

Nice joke........... I've heard it before -

Q. What have marraiges and tornadoes got in common?
A. They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

 

[Mescalhead]

Originally posted by NaZ
Nice joke........... I've heard it before -

Q. What have marraiges and tornadoes got in common?
A. They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

Please explain in explicit detail. I did not understand it. Use medical terminology where appropriate.

 

[stratego]

Here's another Little Jimmy joke.

Little Jimmy was out in the backyard with his grandpa. They saw an earthworm crawl out of a hole, so the grandpa said to Little Jimmy, "If you can get the worm back into the hole, I'll give you $5."

Little Jimmy went into the house and get out a can of hairspray and sprayed it all over the worm. When it dried, Little Jimmy simply put the worm back into the hole

"Hehe, I like that" The grandpa said "You're using your mind, here's $5" and the grandpa gave him $5

The next day Little Jimmy was in the backyard again, and the grandpa walked up to him. "Here's another $5"

"What for" asked Little Jimmy

"Hehe, grandma likes the idea too"

 

[cheetochekove]

Great joke. BUt isn't it supposed to be Little Johny not jimmy.

 

[stratego]

I've always heard it as little jimmy