I want you lot to play my Civ game for me

[conquer_dude]

When Alfonzo is created move him south of Westport to search for any Barbarian cities. If you really get annoyed with someone besides Barbarians, call Alfonzo. I'm saying this early to look ahead and make sure my request stands.

 

[Argh]

Axeman One attacked London's Ruins before healing. He died. Axeman Two bypassed Pig Hill, heading for Westport!! (2 sq away from attacking).

Barb Warrior One tore up road SW of London's Ruins.

Barb Warrior Two appears 6 sq due N of London's Ruins.

 

[conquer_dude]

Interesting. The Chinese Warrior who was in our turf ended up getting killed by Axeman 2, who is now at 1.8/5 and N of Pig Hill.

HA! That's all I have to say.

 

[conquer_dude]

Axeman One attacked London's Ruins before healing. He died. Axeman Two bypassed Pig Hill, heading for Westport!! (2 sq away from attacking).

Barb Warrior One tore up road SW of London's Ruins.

Barb Warrior Two appears 6 sq due N of London's Ruins.

Okay we're in over our heads. Are there any requests already on these barbs?

 

[Argh]

When Alfonzo is created move him south of Westport to search for any Barbarian cities. If you really get annoyed with someone besides Barbarians, call Alfonzo. I'm saying this early to look ahead and make sure my request stands.

Ok. There IS a barb city called Minoan, that is South (and West) of Westport and London's Ruins. WHEN he gets built (quite a while yet though), I'll do that.

 

[IronMan2055]

attack axe man with warrior from london sigh only one

 

[Argh]

Okay we're in over our heads. Are there any requests already on these barbs?

Flotorius has an order in that we retreat from barbs and fight them in cities. This is while we build archers (one day...). Eventually, he hopes we'll be safe enough to start clawing ground back. Still, units like Alfonzo will be able to get out and cause some havoc...

One archer against a barb city though....uh oh

 

[Argh]

attack axe man with warrior from london sigh only one

Edit, no, I cant, cos of Flotorius' order.

 

[conquer_dude]

Maybe you can back him up with something.
EDIT: I mean back up Alfonzo when he attacks in the mear future.

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Good luck Billy...

 

[Argh]

But, if he was here, he might take his order back, cos its an emergency.

I can not do it, or we can wait for him. Try PMing him?

 

[Argh]

Maybe you can back him up with something.
EDIT: I mean back up Alfonzo when he attacks in the mear future.

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Good luck Billy...

Maybe, probably, the game will have changed a lot by then. Probably worth waiting to see who's around at the time (in terms of units).

 

[IronMan2055]

conquer dude check your thead more often three hours and only two pages:shakehead

floturios siad he would be gone for a few days didn't he he also told you to kill barbs

maybe alex will be in this game and you can ally with him i love it when he tells you to arm your chariots so you can leave 10,000 rotting corpes for the crows to grow fat upon

 

[conquer_dude]

Hey this is an anarchy. It's supposed to be crazy.

But in times of emergency it should be serious. (Superman voice) Our citizens of Westport may scream in terror to their deaths. We must attack the axman from London's Ruins, we must. A hero must RISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[IronMan2055]

notice the rise of the scanning cyborg among the warriors

 

[Argh]

floturios siad he would be gone for a few days didn't he he also told you to kill barbs

Ok, you lot can argue when he gets back. I was thinking of adding some sort of Emergenc Powers rule for times like this anyway. We could lose the city of Westport if we don't do anything. If we do something we might lose it nyway, and London's Ruins will be weaker (although both cities are close to building warriors: Westport 2 turns, London's Ruins 4 turns)

My prediciton is that our London's Ruins warrior dies attacking the axeman but here goes

 

[conquer_dude]

Superman voice again) EVEN IF HE DOES DIE HE HAS WEAKENED THE AXMAN AND HE WILL BE NOTHING ATTACKING OUR STRONG WARRIORS OF WESTPORT!!! HE WILL BE A HEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Argh]

Well, he's a dead hero.

The Warrior called Second of Three attacked the axeman. He did some damage, then he died. The axeman's strength wnt straight back up to 2.8 on his own turn, and he stepped towards Westport. He is in place to attack next turn, if he doesn't pillage or heal.

The turn after that, Westport gets a warrior.

The barb warrior attacked London's Ruins. He died, our last warrior (Ben), earned a promotion (which can be used now, or later) choose from: Combat II, Shock, Cover, Medic I, Woodsman I, City Raider I.

The second barb warrior is 5 sq away from London's Ruins.

An American galley carrying an archer and settler has just been spotted S of Boston.

 

[conquer_dude]

Second of Three will always be remembered as a great, great hero.
Billy, if he lives will also become a great hero. If he dies. CURSE HIS NAME! Hopefully the barb does something stupid that will cost him a couple of turns so we can get that warrior in Westport.

Oh, leave the promotion to someone else. I'm not good at that stuff.

 

[Argh]

Second of Three will always be remembered as a great, great hero.
Billy, if he lives will also become a great hero. If he dies. CURSE HIS NAME! Hopefully the barb does something stupid that will cost him a couple of turns so we can get that warrior in Westport.

Oh, leave the promotion to someone else. I'm not good at that stuff.

The barb pillaged outside of Westport (our cow farm). Westport built it's warrior.

Westport needs build order. (no queue allowed).

The new warrior (and Bill) is under Flotorius' defend from barbs order, and is being fortified for now.

 

[conquer_dude]

Build another warrior.
This is not queve:
Then, if it is safe, we should do some improvements.

BTW: Dang that Barb is stoopid.

EDIT: Good luck Billy! Be a hero!