Your anti-virus software will now be updated with the following virus definitions:
* Interest group economist virus:
Divides your hard drive into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which calim to be the most important part of the computer.
* Econometrician virus:
Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error)
* Political think tank economist virus:
Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it untill next election.
* Government economist virus:
Nothing works on your system, but all your diagnostic software says everything is just fine.
* Marxian economist virus:
Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.
* Soviet economist virus:
Crashes your computer, but denies it ever happened.
* Mainstream economist virus:
It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your computer and erases them in "self-defence".
* Central Bank economist virus:
Makes sure that it is bigger than any other file.
* Multinational corporation economist virus:
Deletes all monetary files, but keeps smiling and sending messages about how the economy is going to get better.
* Supply side economist virus:
Puts your computer to sleep for 4 years. When your computer wakes up, you're one trillion dollars in debt.
* New Economy virus:
Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus". You can wipe it out, but it always makes a comeback.
* Environmental economist virus:
Before allowing you to delete any file, it first asks you if you have considered the alternatives.
* Interest group economist virus:
Divides your hard drive into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which calim to be the most important part of the computer.
* Econometrician virus:
Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error)
* Political think tank economist virus:
Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it untill next election.
* Government economist virus:
Nothing works on your system, but all your diagnostic software says everything is just fine.
* Marxian economist virus:
Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.
* Soviet economist virus:
Crashes your computer, but denies it ever happened.
* Mainstream economist virus:
It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your computer and erases them in "self-defence".
* Central Bank economist virus:
Makes sure that it is bigger than any other file.
* Multinational corporation economist virus:
Deletes all monetary files, but keeps smiling and sending messages about how the economy is going to get better.
* Supply side economist virus:
Puts your computer to sleep for 4 years. When your computer wakes up, you're one trillion dollars in debt.
* New Economy virus:
Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus". You can wipe it out, but it always makes a comeback.
* Environmental economist virus:
Before allowing you to delete any file, it first asks you if you have considered the alternatives.
