In a bar

[Supernove]

One day a guy, lets call him Joe, walked into a bar on the second story of a building. There was another man, named Clark, sitting at the counter drinking an odd looking drink. Joe went up to counter and asked him what it was. Clark looked up at Joe and said it was an old recipe from back home. Clark drank a little more and stood up. He walked over to the window and jumped out. Horrified Joe ran over and looked down...he wasn't there. He looked straigt ahead and there was Clark! Just hovering there. Once Clark got back in, Joe asked how he did that. Clark shrugged and said it was the drink. Joe quickly ordered the drink and gulped it all down. He ran to the window, through it open, jumped out and...fell to his death. The bartender stared in horror out the window and then at Clark. Clark smiled and said that even Superman likes to have fun.

 

[joespaniel]

Last time I told that joke, the punchline was:

"...you sure are mean when your drunk, Superman."

 

[Kefka]

the way I heard it was Clark jumped out the window and slowed down just as he hit the ground, he came back up and told "joe" that there was a vent down there and the air from the vent slowed him and helped him land saftley, joe tried it...yada yada he died yada yada.... the bartender says.... "ya know you can be a real jerk when your drunk superman.

anyway I guess there could actually be about a hundred different little twists to the tale but its still the same old joke