It's good time for me to sit at home and play my turns, i don't know maybe it because is -35 C outside
+2C: Italian cars no longer start
0C: water freezes
-4C: the cat wants to come into the bed
-11C: people in Helsinki eat icecream and drink a fresh cool beer
-15C: American cars no longer start
-18C: people in Helsinki close the window
-24C: German cars no longer start
-27C: people in Helsinki start turning on the radiator
-29C: too cold for kissing - the lips freeze together
-31C: the car wants to come into the bed
-35C: too cold for thinking
-39C: Quicksilver freezes
-42C: Russian cars no longer start
-46C: people in Helsinki pull down the ear flaps of their caps
-70C: Polar bears start moving south.
-114C: Alcohol freezes. People in Helsinki are pissed.
-273,15C: Absolute zero, molecules stop moving. People in Helsinki admit: well, yes, it's a bit fresh today...
GPS to Glasnost