An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a
source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled
through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath when
suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards
ahead of him. He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and
discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that
there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top
and out pops a genie......
BUT this is no ordinary genie.
This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca
coat, black hat, side curls, tzitzies (prayer shawl).
"Vell kid," said the genie. "You know how it voiks. You got
three wishes."
I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a
Jewish genie!"
"Whatt'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!"
The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was
right.
"Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
* * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *
The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and
he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?"
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
* * * * * P O O F * * * * * *
The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
old coins and precious gems.
"Okay kid, you got just one more wish. Better should make it a good
one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!!!"
* * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * *
He is turned into a tampon.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you do business with a Jewish genie, there's going to be a string
attached.
source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled
through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath when
suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards
ahead of him. He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and
discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that
there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top
and out pops a genie......
BUT this is no ordinary genie.
This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca
coat, black hat, side curls, tzitzies (prayer shawl).
"Vell kid," said the genie. "You know how it voiks. You got
three wishes."
I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a
Jewish genie!"
"Whatt'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!"
The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was
right.
"Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
* * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *
The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and
he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?"
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
* * * * * P O O F * * * * * *
The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
old coins and precious gems.
"Okay kid, you got just one more wish. Better should make it a good
one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!!!"
* * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * *
He is turned into a tampon.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you do business with a Jewish genie, there's going to be a string
attached.
First smile I've had today.
that was good
