Teperi Blaze
Warlord
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- Sep 24, 2010
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Johnny went on a tour in Europe, he loved it.
But at this certain occasion, when he visited Stockholm, he was walking around to find a place to relieve himself.
Crosslegged he asked some bypasser and he was pointed towards a pissoar.
He walks down the stairs and come up to the Scandinavian idea of a pee-hole.
He walk up and finds out you have to pee in a trough. The trough is the height of his nose.
Another man walks in and pees as perfectly as never before.
Johnny says: Please good sir, could you help me?
Man: Yes, of course!
Johnny: Can you please lift me up to the trough, so I can relieve myself?
Man: Not a problem! , and picks up Johnny and stand him on the edges of the though.
Johnny, standing there , but with his arms spread out, not to lose balance, says:
Please sir, I need another favour.
What's that?
My hands are holding this wall, could you be so kind to take out my member, so I can finally pee?
The man looks around, and feel a little bit of mercy for the guy and agrees.
The man dislodge and grabs a humungous penis, covered by boils and blood, seeping with pus and worse.
Ahhhh! says the man. What wrong with you.
Johnny: dunno, really.
Man: have you seen a doctor?
Johnny: Yeah sure!
Man: So what did he say?
Johnny: Whatever you do, don't touch it!
But at this certain occasion, when he visited Stockholm, he was walking around to find a place to relieve himself.
Crosslegged he asked some bypasser and he was pointed towards a pissoar.
He walks down the stairs and come up to the Scandinavian idea of a pee-hole.
He walk up and finds out you have to pee in a trough. The trough is the height of his nose.
Another man walks in and pees as perfectly as never before.
Johnny says: Please good sir, could you help me?
Man: Yes, of course!
Johnny: Can you please lift me up to the trough, so I can relieve myself?
Man: Not a problem! , and picks up Johnny and stand him on the edges of the though.
Johnny, standing there , but with his arms spread out, not to lose balance, says:
Please sir, I need another favour.
What's that?
My hands are holding this wall, could you be so kind to take out my member, so I can finally pee?
The man looks around, and feel a little bit of mercy for the guy and agrees.
The man dislodge and grabs a humungous penis, covered by boils and blood, seeping with pus and worse.
Ahhhh! says the man. What wrong with you.
Johnny: dunno, really.
Man: have you seen a doctor?
Johnny: Yeah sure!
Man: So what did he say?
Johnny: Whatever you do, don't touch it!
