In order to play thing game please follow this one simple rule.
*someone must relpy to the posted joke, and if that person wants to, they can post a joke.
I will go first:
Three guys, a French men, German Men, and an American men, were getting waisted in Saudi Arabia. Three men were cought and taken to the Saultin. As you may know, drinking in Saudi Arabi is prohibited and anyone cought will get killed, so the three men were sentenced to death, however, it was a Arabi Holiday so the three men's sentence were reduced to life in jail. On top of that, it was the Saultin's wife's birthday so again, the Saultin reduced the sentece to 20 lashings. the Saultins wife's birthday wish was that the three mens get one wish each so the Saultin granted a wish to the three men. First up was the French men, his wish was that he would get a pillow tied to his back so he did. with the pillow tied to his back the french men got his 20 lashing, but on the 10th lashing, the pillow broke in half. When the lashing was over, the French men was crying. Next up was the German Men, now he seen what had heppened to the French Men and he knew beter so his wish was the he wasnted 2 pillows tied to his back. with the two pillows tied to his back, the Greman Men got his lashing. everything was good until the 15 lashing where the pillow snaped in half, so the German Men was sad. Next up was the American Men. now, the Saultin LOVED the American Men because the Americans had bought everything from him, his fur, food, ect. so he granted the american 2 wishes. So the american relpied with, "Thank you Saultin, I will take the advantage of your 2 wishes. First, I would not like 20 lashings, instead I would like 100 lashings." Now the Saultin was confused but he replied with "Very well, you will get 100 lashings instead of 20, and what would you like for your second wish" and the American replied "I would like the French Men tied to my back!!!!"
*someone must relpy to the posted joke, and if that person wants to, they can post a joke.
I will go first:
Three guys, a French men, German Men, and an American men, were getting waisted in Saudi Arabia. Three men were cought and taken to the Saultin. As you may know, drinking in Saudi Arabi is prohibited and anyone cought will get killed, so the three men were sentenced to death, however, it was a Arabi Holiday so the three men's sentence were reduced to life in jail. On top of that, it was the Saultin's wife's birthday so again, the Saultin reduced the sentece to 20 lashings. the Saultins wife's birthday wish was that the three mens get one wish each so the Saultin granted a wish to the three men. First up was the French men, his wish was that he would get a pillow tied to his back so he did. with the pillow tied to his back the french men got his 20 lashing, but on the 10th lashing, the pillow broke in half. When the lashing was over, the French men was crying. Next up was the German Men, now he seen what had heppened to the French Men and he knew beter so his wish was the he wasnted 2 pillows tied to his back. with the two pillows tied to his back, the Greman Men got his lashing. everything was good until the 15 lashing where the pillow snaped in half, so the German Men was sad. Next up was the American Men. now, the Saultin LOVED the American Men because the Americans had bought everything from him, his fur, food, ect. so he granted the american 2 wishes. So the american relpied with, "Thank you Saultin, I will take the advantage of your 2 wishes. First, I would not like 20 lashings, instead I would like 100 lashings." Now the Saultin was confused but he replied with "Very well, you will get 100 lashings instead of 20, and what would you like for your second wish" and the American replied "I would like the French Men tied to my back!!!!"
Hillarious!
Except hot7530 stole my idea. In my version they jump off a cliff and fall on what they want.
