1st joke :
Managers and cultural diversity
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a aerospace defense
company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part
of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the
other employees".
The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and YOU had to go and eat the janitor!"
2nd jokes :
In Philadelphia the following sign appeared in the window of a business:
"We would rather do business with a thousand terrorists than with a single Jew."
Ordinarily this might be cause to get the anti-hate groups involved, but perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors, Goldstein's Funeral Home, simply make their statement.
Managers and cultural diversity
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a aerospace defense
company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part
of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the
other employees".
The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and YOU had to go and eat the janitor!"
2nd jokes :
In Philadelphia the following sign appeared in the window of a business:
"We would rather do business with a thousand terrorists than with a single Jew."
Ordinarily this might be cause to get the anti-hate groups involved, but perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors, Goldstein's Funeral Home, simply make their statement.
