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jc011
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So, there's this guy, he's just strolling around in a new mall that just opened. So he's walking around and then he feels his lunch starting to come through the other end, and he's frantically looking for the washroom. So he finally finds it and there's a huge line up and he's just about to explode. He runs up to the second floor, which is still under construction, and desperetly looks around for a place to just release it. He finds a loose tile and thinks to himself, what the heck, and takes the wettest and largest dump he's taken. Now that he's all refreshed, he goes down stairs and to his suprise, the line up is gone. He walks over to an old man and asks, "Where did all the people go?". The old man replies,
"Where were you when the sh!t hit the fan?!!!"
yeah, still get some laughs out of that one,
well, here are a few other jokes.
"How do they get that deer to cross at the yellow road sign?"
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"I finally managed to get some powdered water, but i don't know what to add."
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?"
"Where were you when the sh!t hit the fan?!!!"
yeah, still get some laughs out of that one,
well, here are a few other jokes.
"How do they get that deer to cross at the yellow road sign?"
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"I finally managed to get some powdered water, but i don't know what to add."
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?"
