Narz
keeping it real
I was sitting here at the local Melbourne library and the lady next to me was chuckling. Perhaps I looked up because she started talking to me to explain what she found funny. She offered to let me read her screen but my time was running short so I asked her to forward her bit of humor to me.
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Apparently Mr. Kerry was speaking to reps. of the Apache Nation. During his speech, Kerry told the Apache that if he is elected he will increase the wages of every Apache by $40,000.00/year. He also told them that he had voted for every Indian bill that has come to the Senate since he has been there. At the end of the speech the Apaches presented Kerry with a plaque stating that they had given him the Indian name Running Eagle.
Later after Kerry was gone one of the tribal leaders explained to some of the reporters that a running eagle was a bird so full of **** that it couldn't fly.
Got to love those Apaches..........................
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Apparently Mr. Kerry was speaking to reps. of the Apache Nation. During his speech, Kerry told the Apache that if he is elected he will increase the wages of every Apache by $40,000.00/year. He also told them that he had voted for every Indian bill that has come to the Senate since he has been there. At the end of the speech the Apaches presented Kerry with a plaque stating that they had given him the Indian name Running Eagle.
Later after Kerry was gone one of the tribal leaders explained to some of the reporters that a running eagle was a bird so full of **** that it couldn't fly.
Got to love those Apaches..........................