let´s make a civ fanatic test

[animepornstar]

how civ fanatic are you?

who do you think is the sexiest?
a, lara croft
b, cleopatra
c, the civ2 spy
d, pamela anderson

answer a gives you 1 point, b gives you 3 points, c gives you 5 points and d nothing.

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[spycatcher34]

c baby

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[Håkan Eriksson]

What about this question:


What gives you the greatest satisfaction?

a, Be able to have sex three times in one night
b, Winning a Deithy civ2 game on a new all time high score.
c, Winning first price in a sport awent.
d, Be able to eat 15 hamburgers in a row.

answer a gives you 3 point, b gives you 5 points, c gives you 1 points and d nothing.


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[spycatcher34]

d

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[GenghisK]

I don't need take a test to find out whether I'm a fanatic or not, actually

But I think the most appropriate question should be
If you could be a Zulu, who will you be?
a) a hippo hunter
b) Thunderfall
c) Shaka
d) Obi Wan Kenobi

a = 0
b = +999

c = -15
d = 1

What is better than sex?
a) Beer
b) CFC
c) Shadowdale
d) Obi Wan Kenobi

a: ok stop it Shadowdale, only you would answer that.
b: +8472
c: hem well, -10 exp(666)
d: 1


If your score is positive then it's all right, you are a fanatic. Otherwise...

 

[spycatcher34]

A; b

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[thedirk]

On average, how many times do you post to CFC forums?

A) more than 10 posts a day
B) 5-10 posts a day
C) At least one post a day
D) What's CFC?

A= Spammer of the year award + 50 points
B= 50 points
C= 10 points
D= 0 points

 

[spycatcher34]

b

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[stormerne]

"Civ Fanatic is as Civ Fanatic does."
No test will show you whether you are a Civ Fanatic or how much of a Civ Fanatic you are.

That aside, I think that everyone who sets multiple-choice questions, like Håkan's:

a, Be able to have sex three times in one night
b, Winning a Deithy civ2 game on a new all time high score.
c, Winning first price in a sport awent.
d, Be able to eat 15 hamburgers in a row.

must first be able to prove that they've done all those things themselves and are therefore in a good position to judge! Has Håkan done all these things? I don't think so!

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[drake]

C'mon stormy, he might've

 

[duke o' york]

I'll respect anyone who has done all these things at once!

Though what the hell the sporting event would be is anybody's guess.

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[Håkan Eriksson]

Sorry but I haven't done any off those four things. Not even won a first prise.

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[drake]

Don't worry Hakan, most people havent either

Sex 3 times in one night? Maybe in one day, but not night. Sex marathons sound cooler than they really are for the most part

To get an all time high score in civ, you really have to be bored. Civ shouldn't even have a score keeping ability. It's a utterly useless stat. Now winning a multiplayer game against a worthy opponent....

Winning in sports that you love is really an exhilerating feeling. Hope you get this one!

15 hamburgers in a row? God, I hope this isn't an achievement people strive for

So no need to be sad Hakan

 

[animepornstar]

how many beersch do you have drunken when you visschit cfc? *burp*

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[Kefka]

Which would you rather do?
1.Grab your bootey and smack your ***** OR Grab your ***** and smack your bootey?
2.dance naked around a horde of dead zulu carkases. OR have a horde of zulus dance naked around you?
3.take a walk on a board OR Nail a board to the walk?
4.Screw the French over in Civ OR get Screwed by a French lady in bed.


All #1 answers get you +5 points and all #2 answers get you -5 points

they all pertain to civ in one way or another

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[SunTzu]

I've done A and C

3 times in one night is possible. My friend and his lady screwed on and off for a day like 20 times. <------Don't ask me any questions about it.

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[willemvanoranje]

Sun Tzu..........I just.....I.....eerr....WHAT THE ****!?!? 20 TIMES? WHAT THE **** ARE THEY, RABITS? GEES, YOU'RE FRIEND NEEDED A LOT OF MONEY FOR CONDOMS. OR DO THEY HAVE A KID NOW?

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[SunTzu]

No Condoms they're lucky. They use the pull and pray technique or the rinse and re-use technique if they get the 75cents to get a condom

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[duke o' york]

SunTzu, is that like those letters teenage girls write to problem pages? "Dear Susan. One of my friends really fancies this boy but is too shy to say anything to him. What should I - er, she do?"

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[drake]

I didn't say it wasn't possible, I was just saying it wouldn't be worth it. I mean really, how boring. Even though I know sunny is full of crap.