to the villainous britons and thier allies,
from his most excellent, benevolent and PEACEFUL emperor napoleon of the french.
* we have, after being attacked by your heinous war criminals have taken to the seas and dealt a blow to the interests of briton naval affairs.
* we have also, after careful planning and much bravery upon the battlefield, FREED the city of MILAN from Englisgh tryanny!
we urge one and all to join us in eradicading the violent of the face of Europe, returning her to her natural state of peace and order.
this is the era of the french, and as a wise man from far away china said:
"never get involved in a land war in europe, fight the french. they will out gun, out flank and out produce the english. always."
and another... "we laugh in you general direction. HA HA"
*** of less import are the reports of Spanish Backstabbing practices.
those are well known throughout the world, but we, the french, are also known for our ability for vengence.
the First Regiment of Pampaluna now lies slain in the mountain passes, where the brave soldiers of the revolutionary army laid waste to them.
a warning to the citizens of Pampaluna - surrender your army and we shall bypass you. resist and we shall attack your city with all our might.
PEACE TO ALL,
and have a good night.
***GPS quarky...