GPS to Darren.
That warrior stood his ground and did not beg for mercy, even after I dragged him through the jungle behind my chariot. I wish my men were as brave.
As for those those two warriors cowering behind the city walls in Osaka, they hunkered down as best they could. In the end, their wooden clubs were no match for the iron-and-copper-clad army lurking outside the city in the jungle.
We've begun our slow march toward the coveted Japanese capital, Kyoto, which has stood at the top of the Top 5 Cities list for so long. During our hike through the jungle toward your capital, we noticed two spears standing on a jungled hill. Those men should be reprimanded for not trying to impede our progress. Show no leniency toward these cowards!!
The time is near...