Lovely, un-PC joke type things

[Sanscizo]

Whilst wallowing in my boredom I came up with this fanfraburilious idea - advertising slogans for illnesses. Bear with me...

Cancer - It'll grow on you

Anerexia - You won't want anything else

Alzheimers - It'll be an experience you'll never remember

Obeseity - It's the next big thing

Jaundice - The future's bright

Asthma - It's breath-taking

I've thought up plenty more, but I'll leave with those for now, and it's surprisingly easy to come up with your own ones, so feel free to.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

It's not only un-pc, but also not funny.

 

[WillJ]

Schizophrenia: You won't believe your eyes!

Nicotine addiction: You'll just keep asking for more and more!

 

[Suppersalmon]

Depresion makes you feel that the only way is up

 

[Perfection]

"Alzheimers - It'll be an experience you'll never remember"

I more partial to

Alzheimers, Forgeddaboutit (Said in heavy italian accent)

 

[col]

Mm - not too funny and not too tasteful either.

 

[Bose]

Originally posted by Aphex_Twin
It's not only un-pc, but also not funny.

Aw, c'mon... it's a little funny!

 

[anonymous4401]

What's jaundice?

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by Bose
Aw, c'mon... it's a little funny!

Yeah, it's not laugh-out-loud funny, but still crack-a-smile-funny, at least IMO. And I (and I'm sure Sanscizo and Perfection) mean no offense to anybody with any of these conditions.

Originally posted by anonymous4401
What's jaundice?

Yellowish discoloration of the whites of the eyes, skin, and mucous membranes caused by deposition of bile salts in these tissues. It occurs as a symptom of various diseases, such as hepatitis, that affect the processing of bile. Also called icterus.

A.D.D.- You won't ever want to stop once... Let's go get some ice cream!

Dyslexia- Is't graet!

Paralyzation- You won't ever want to get out of your seat once you get hooked on this!

 

[KingWilly]

Haemmorhoids - They're piles of fun

 

[KingWilly]

Chicken Pox - You'll be itching for more

 

[Bose]

Leprosy - you'll laugh your head off

 

[Plexus]

Well, I didn't find the Alzheimer's one amuzing, as my grandfather died from complications with it last year.

 

[col]

Me neither. This thread isnt getting any better. Locked.