General_W
Councilor & Merlot Noble
sorry for being slow - have edited my post with my name.
EDIT: Which, by the way, is "Selcirep the Elder"
EDIT: Which, by the way, is "Selcirep the Elder"
M.I.A Survivor.
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classical_hero
In whom I trust
The game will begin once the Mafioso has chosen his kill.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
On todays news we have just been handed this report from the police.
"We do not want to alarm the great citizens of MIA, but yesterday there was a murder. Here is the offical police report. This morning, Selcirep the Elder was found dead behind the bathhouse. He had been stabbed in the back with some finely caved ivory, but on latter examination, it appears he in fact died from asphyxiation. The flag of the snarling narwhale was found nearby, smeared with blood and other bodily fluids."
Who killed Selcirep the elder? It is now day. Please cast your votes for who you think the murderer is.
"We do not want to alarm the great citizens of MIA, but yesterday there was a murder. Here is the offical police report. This morning, Selcirep the Elder was found dead behind the bathhouse. He had been stabbed in the back with some finely caved ivory, but on latter examination, it appears he in fact died from asphyxiation. The flag of the snarling narwhale was found nearby, smeared with blood and other bodily fluids."
Who killed Selcirep the elder? It is now day. Please cast your votes for who you think the murderer is.
Meleager
Stoned as a Statue
[out of character]I assume we are posting in character...[/out of character]
ummmmm..... geezzzz...... let me think....
I think i know someone who works at the bathhouse.... he never gives me any money.... rotten kid actually.... i think he is Boy
aint their some sailors around?? ummm... let me think.... Premier Burgandy... dont like him.... his name starts with premier.... i dont like premiers... and... Ybbor... what a boring name...
ivory... i like to steal that... rich people should keep their pockets closed... uhhh that Premier Burgandy guys into ivory.... dont like him.... his name starts with Premier.... i dont like Premiers.... Rich... he has nice ivory... better quaity then Premier Burgandy's... did i tell you i dont like Premiers... anyway Rich is a bad name... why do people with money have to flaunt it.... Carver... hes a specialist ivory carver.... his parent must have thought it was funny to name him after a job... i wish i had a job... stupid goverment doesn't give me any unemployment benifits.... so i have to steal from people like Premier Burgandy.... did i tell you i dont like Premier Burgandy.... I dont like Premiers....
Hmmmm.... I think Premier Burgandy did it.... I dont like Premiers.... Easy to steal from though.... do I get a free pass to the bath if i get it right?.... i havn't had a bath in months.... ohhh!.... half a doughnut on the ground.... yum....
ummmmm..... geezzzz...... let me think....
I think i know someone who works at the bathhouse.... he never gives me any money.... rotten kid actually.... i think he is Boy
aint their some sailors around?? ummm... let me think.... Premier Burgandy... dont like him.... his name starts with premier.... i dont like premiers... and... Ybbor... what a boring name...
ivory... i like to steal that... rich people should keep their pockets closed... uhhh that Premier Burgandy guys into ivory.... dont like him.... his name starts with Premier.... i dont like Premiers.... Rich... he has nice ivory... better quaity then Premier Burgandy's... did i tell you i dont like Premiers... anyway Rich is a bad name... why do people with money have to flaunt it.... Carver... hes a specialist ivory carver.... his parent must have thought it was funny to name him after a job... i wish i had a job... stupid goverment doesn't give me any unemployment benifits.... so i have to steal from people like Premier Burgandy.... did i tell you i dont like Premier Burgandy.... I dont like Premiers....
Hmmmm.... I think Premier Burgandy did it.... I dont like Premiers.... Easy to steal from though.... do I get a free pass to the bath if i get it right?.... i havn't had a bath in months.... ohhh!.... half a doughnut on the ground.... yum....
RegentMan
Deity
Premier is going to say that Rich is the murderer. From Rich's biography:
).
Very expensive, top quality ivory? Premier thinks that the finely carved ivory belongs to him. After all, Premier's latest batch of ivory wasn't the best (damn seagulls
).
fe3333au
Deity
"Yes Mister" ... Fat Slob
"Thank you mister ... Yep ... Yep ... Just ask for Boy ... That's right Boy" ... Yeah, It'll cost ya Big ... Pervert
Customer after Customer ... Job after Job ... Untill
... Vile Murder !!!
"Sorry Mister I havn't heard anything ... Murdered? ... He was a rich un wasn't he?"
Ha ... I recon it was that little troll ... Max da Midget ... he don't like anyone and left too many clues around for everyone but himself ... and he needs money badly too short to be a sailor and now that Dwarf Tossing has been banned as the national Athenian game ... Ewwww and I do so want to think about what bodily fluids he left on the flag ... NOT !!!
"Thank you mister ... Yep ... Yep ... Just ask for Boy ... That's right Boy" ... Yeah, It'll cost ya Big ... Pervert
Customer after Customer ... Job after Job ... Untill
... Vile Murder !!!"Sorry Mister I havn't heard anything ... Murdered? ... He was a rich un wasn't he?"
Ha ... I recon it was that little troll ... Max da Midget ... he don't like anyone and left too many clues around for everyone but himself ... and he needs money badly too short to be a sailor and now that Dwarf Tossing has been banned as the national Athenian game ... Ewwww and I do so want to think about what bodily fluids he left on the flag ... NOT !!!
azzaman333
meh
fe3333au said:
Your logic is agreed with. It must be Max da Midget.
squirrelz rulez
Chieftain
i think its premier burgunday
General_W
Councilor & Merlot Noble
AAAAAAAAAaaaaa... <hack>.... aaaaa....... <gasp>... *
(From beyond the Grave: Do I get a prize for being the first one dead? Wow - what a short game for me!)
RIP
Selcirep the Elder
(From beyond the Grave: Do I get a prize for being the first one dead? Wow - what a short game for me!)
RIP
Selcirep the Elder
'Tis Boy, plain and simple.
He has expressed Motive, the modus operandi fits, as I can personally attest to the power of his, uh, neck rubs, in the bath house, and he has left physical evidence at the scene of the crime.
If the investigators would kindly examine the rear door of the Bathhouse, they will find the latch had been jimmied so as to work silently, allowing our murderer to slip back to work unnoticed, thereby causing his alibi to be rock solid: Premier Burgandy was at that very moment getting a neck rub!
He has expressed Motive, the modus operandi fits, as I can personally attest to the power of his, uh, neck rubs, in the bath house, and he has left physical evidence at the scene of the crime.
If the investigators would kindly examine the rear door of the Bathhouse, they will find the latch had been jimmied so as to work silently, allowing our murderer to slip back to work unnoticed, thereby causing his alibi to be rock solid: Premier Burgandy was at that very moment getting a neck rub!
Kentharu
Zebra Commander
*lumbers in dragging a club in one hand and a deer in the other*
who calls Connar hmmmm? what? eh killing
this is bad thing? ooh i see ok well *scratches head* i not see much but i see mr Carver around but no he nice man, gives me meat yes
i sees that little boy, but he to nice, little boy to small to
i see a lot of people but i says it sailor man, he strange to, always near big waters Connar never liked them, those sailor people always fishy if you ask me
ooc: fishy!! did he say fishy!! sailor fishy *rolls on the ground* i crack myself up
who calls Connar hmmmm? what? eh killing
this is bad thing? ooh i see ok well *scratches head* i not see much but i see mr Carver around but no he nice man, gives me meat yes
i sees that little boy, but he to nice, little boy to small to
i see a lot of people but i says it sailor man, he strange to, always near big waters Connar never liked them, those sailor people always fishy if you ask me
ooc: fishy!! did he say fishy!! sailor fishy *rolls on the ground* i crack myself up
ybbor
Will not change his avata
clearly premier Burgundy. the man obviously wanted to frame me with that flag of the snarling narwhal, but i could never obtain such ivory, still paying off mystudent loans
classical_hero
In whom I trust
Welcome to M.I.A Survivor
In a shocking twist to the way this game is normally run, you will literally have to be the survivor if you want to win the game. We had someone murdered on the first night. Selcirep the Elder was found dead in a bathhouse. Thank God I only have to pronounce his name once. I will not pry too much into his private life, so that is all I will say about, "bathhouse". He was quite a rich man, so perhaps the murder could have been a dispute about money, we just do not know. One thing we are certain about is the fact that he was killed by some Ivory. "Ivory and and ebony..." I'm sure it was a grand piano that was the end result of that murder weapon. (host now plays a bit of Chopin). Didn't that sound murderous? No wonder why he was murdered, does anyone ever want to here a piano again after that? This whole place is overflowing with Ivory. There is really too much of the stuff around. Anyway, we need to find out who the murder is and here are the likely suspects
Premier Burgandy. He deals with ivory, so he seems to be suspicious right there. Guards arrest him. (Producers whispers smething in his ear). Oh wait, we must let due process occur, just great. So far he has three votes and is prime suspect.
Max. He is a gold miner, so why would he be even a suspect? He might be small, so I would doubt that he would have been tall enough to reach the spot, but it was in a bathhouse, so anyone could have reached the victim. He is a gold digger, so he might have been digging for some gold that he could not get too and got angry and killed him. Perhaps? So far he as two votes.
Boy He works in a bathhouse. That screams out murderer. But we must have that stupid due process crap again. Perhaps he found someone not up o his normal standards. Maybe Boy is perverted himeself and that is why he killed Selcirep. I hate that name, it is just so gay. (Producers whipers somthing in his ear). Okay, Okay. Nothing more should be said about the clientel of the bathhouse, perhaps the producers goes there (There is a sudden transmittion halt to the show. After a few minutes the show is back on air, but host now has a bloodied nose.) He has one vote
Rich He is an ivory dealer, the finest ivory in the world, according to his ad. Perhaps he and Selcirep had a bad run in with business. Rich does have the meanest bodyguards so perhaps they did the business for him. I know that he Ivory is very expensive, because my wife goes there often. I just love waiting for the bill to arrive and see the damage she has done to me, but since I am a host of a top rate TV show, I can afford to be damaged so often. But there was one item that keeps appearing on the bill. It is an item for erotic toys. That must be a typo because everytime I see the things she has bought, they are exotic toys for the kids. I just do not know why they would make such a typo? Anyway the bills are very large and the point of this anecdote is that perhaps Selcirep could not afford such a lavish lifestyle and was bumped by some heavies after no paying up.
Carver Another ivory personality, because noone really knows exactly what he does with ivory. He seems to be a very shady character. I'm sure with this business he needs to keep thing close to himeself, so maybe Selcirep knew something that Carver did not want to be known, so he killed him. Who knows? He has one vote.
Votes from:
ybbor
Connar
Carver
Max da midget
Rich
Boy
Premier Burgandy
Bob
Votes not recieved from from:
a no namer
By the will of Meleet, Premier Burgandy, has been condemned to death. He was pulled apart by four elephants. He was not the mafioso. It is now night. I need another clue.
OOC. From now on all offical voting will happen via PM. Of course you can still put up votes here but they will not be offical. All offical votes cannot change, but unofficial one can change as much as you like. Whenever you vote please have the person you are accusing inBold. Whenever you send me a PM it must be with this title: Team MIA Mafia Game vote.
RegentMan
Deity
Dang it you guys.... M.I.A. must skip five turns! 
Happens every game to me. Have fun guys; I'll be watching this one. Now Meleet, Premier comes and joins you in your Heaven.
Happens every game to me. Have fun guys; I'll be watching this one. Now Meleet, Premier comes and joins you in your Heaven.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
^^^ Sore loser. 
classical_hero
In whom I trust
M.I.A. Survivor
Welcome back to the next episode of M.I.A. Survivor. In this episode we will find out the thoughts of the people who are still and see why those who were accused and there reactions to still being on.
PS. Please P me some thoughts about the first round and please keep in character. I only just thought of this. Think of this as a confessional where you can ge everything off your chest. Thank you.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
So far i only have "confessions/thoughts" from Meleager and azzaman333. This game will not continue unless I have them or you give me permission to make one up for you.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
M.I.A. SURVIVOR
Welcome back to another episode of Survivor. In our last episode we found out the horrible truth why these group of people from our great nation where brought together as part of a diabolical scheme for more ratings. :mwhaha: Now that the people have been chosen, you will be staying until one is left as the Survivor of M.I.A. Here are some of the thoughts be the contestants.
Boy - Is it on? ... good ... I voted for the dwarf ... cos they are sooo icky ... I don't like them ... I know some of my clients do ... but that is business ... I never touch them ... I hate them ... they got squinty eyes ... they freak me out
Me ? ... we I like to do stuff for people but make sure I get paid ... and I got info ... heaps of info ... don't cross me
Max da Midget - Geez i hate tall people. I think rich doesnt trust me cause im small. It's so annoying being small i wish i was tall
Carver - Wow! That's terrible that we lynched Premier Burgandy. I feel like we, as Athenians, should be able to rise above the mentality of the Mob. All the more reason we need to work out a trade for the rumored system of Code Of Laws I've heard Sailor ranting about.
These are very scary times. I'm just glad that I've got locks on my workshop, and there's no way into my apartments above without going through there. I feel secure.
Except when I'm out on errands. Everyone I see - they look at me suspiciously, and, I must admit, I don't quite trust them either. Things were so much simpler before those barbarians gave up the hills to sleep in our streets. I really wish Connar and those of his ilk would leave. They bring us no good!
Bob - Umm... hi.... My name is Bob... I help solve murders... I never liked Premier Burgandy.... but he have a nice supply of ivory I liked to steal... too bad... I think that Boy is a little bit smelly... fishy.... I keep my eye on you.... I still want a bath if solve the murder... It will be nicer if all the rich people end up dead and wont be there.... serves them right for not giving unemploy benifit... bye... i have 2 dead men house to loot...
Rich - I dont like that midget. If he's mining gold and gets some really good stuff, i wont be richer than him, and if im not richer than him, i cant be known as Rich. And i dont like midgets.
Connar - I will bash people's heads. Me glad that it was not me who was killed because i will fight them off easily. That midget is funny as he is small. Me don't like ivory that much.
Ybbor - After sailing the two seas, I have seen alot. I am very glad that Premier Burgandy was killed off. Thanks for the good job there. I never really liked him that much and now it is pretty much smooth sailing for me now.
There you have it, the thought of the brave seven men left on this show. It seems that there is no trust left in this group anymore. Well there is no more trust left because we have just found another dead person. Here is the police report.
It seems that ivory is the method of choice for the killer. It is a cheap resource for our parts because we have plenty of it and just about everyone on the show has made a fortune from it. Tune in next week for another episode of M.I.A. Survivor.
BTW, I had to make up some of the confessions.
OOC: Remember to PM me you real vote and make accusation on the thread as to put people off to what you really are thinking.
fe3333au
Deity
I reccon it is Bob ... cos Bob never has a bath and has never been in the bath house but always hangs around and begs for stuff and he hates everybody
azzaman333
meh
Kill that midget! He is distracting my nearly as rich as me customers. Midgets were made by the devil (known to the RNG worshippers as Meleet)
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