Man Presumed Dead Calls Daughter at Wake

[King PJ]

TORONTO - Dane Squires was late for his own funeral. At least it seemed that way after people gathered Thursday at a Toronto funeral home to mourn the retired welder from Newfoundland whom they believed had been hit by a train.

Relatives of Squires were watching the casket being loaded into a hearse when his daughter Trina was told she had an important phone call.

Her father was on the other end.

"She totally, totally lost it," Squires' brother Gilbert said.

"She said, `There's a ghost talking to me on the phone. Please somebody try to make sense out of this because I'm losing my mind.'"

Squires was initially identified as the man who was hit by a commuter train last Friday night. The body was badly mutilated in the accident but still fit Squires' description, police said. Authorities haven't yet identified the victim.

"He went to my sister's house and whoever answered the door fainted," said Gilbert Squires, noting his brother didn't become aware of the confusion until he read his own obituary in the newspaper.


Squire's sister identified the dead man as her brother after viewing the body at the coroner's office this week, police said.

I see funny news all the time, but this seemed to be far more amusing than most. He read his own obituary in the paper, now that would freak me out! I find mass confusion like this absolutely hilarious.

 

[Lord Draegon]

that's great.

 

[Yuri2356]

Quite funny!

I have a friend Named squires who live in Newfoundland, maby this guy's a relative?

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

Hilarious.

 

[Dann]

Hahahahahaha.....

 

[useless]

wierd......

 

[Lonkut]

Weird.

 

[The Person]

wierd......

Weird.

I agree.

 

[zeon252]

It would have been a great prank though

 

[Iggy]

Also it would be interesting for the "dead" person to see who bothered to turn up for the funeral.

 

[YNCS]

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated." -Mark Twain