Memorable Video Game Quote

[Deep_Thought76]

Warcraft 3 has a bunch of funny ones, if you go into the map editor and open the sound panel. My favorites:
Archer: "Fear my l33t skillz!"

Acolyte: "All I see is darkness! … Oh wait, my hood's down"

Dreadlord: "[cell phone ringing] Hello? Bah! For the last time, I'm a dreadlord, not a druglord!"

Muradin: "I'm on to you, Trebek!"
"I'll take the rapist, for 500."
(These are done trying to sound like Shawn Connery, in a reference to the SNL celebrity Jeopardy sketch.)

 

[Xi 12]

"Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry."

"Listen, you haven't reported in for a long time until now. You think you can just CALL only when you want something? You disappoint me."

"You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes..."

"I noticed this a while back, but you have far too many Game Overs. Sorry to be blunt, but you really stink at this game."

All from the Colonal, Metal Gear Solid 2

 

[damunzy]

More AYB...
The text says:
"Somebody set up us the bomb!"
And the voice says:
"Someone set up us the bomb!"

"We get Signal!"
"Mainscreen turn on!"
"You"
"How are you gentlement"
"All your base are belong to us"
"You have no chance to survive"
"Make your time"

 

[Gainy]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -- Monkey island

Note: there's spaces in my sig just to make it more confusing...

 

[Bart2k4]

"Come get some" - Duke Nukem

 

[Matrix]

Privateer II:
Bartender Joe: "My friends call me Joe. Probably because that's my name. "

 

[Chieftess]

FF4 - "You spoony bard!" (probably the most classic mistranslation of all time)

FF6 - "What a fuddy duddy"

I haven't heard "fuddy duddy" before or since FF6, until last night on "What not to wear" when a girl said, "I don't wanna look like a fuddy duddy!".

What IS a "fuddy duddy"?

 

[Cedric Greene]

Originally posted by Chieftess
What IS a "fuddy duddy"?

Never heard fuddy duddy, geez these kids. Kidding of course. Usually reffers to someone older and "out of touch" with present trends, usually overly consevative parents/grandparents.