Minnesota Rap

[elfangor801]

Most of you non-Minnesota people will probably think this is stupid as hell, but my friend and I wrote this in like three days. We made an audio version, but my idiot friend muttered the second verse, so you wouldn't be able to hear it. And even if he didn't, I can't post it, the file's too big. Can I get some input? Hehe.




To the tune of "I'm from New York" by Ja Rule and Jadakiss and Fat Joe.

I'm From Minnesota


Chorus

I got a hundred dollars, a hundred inches of snow, cause Dawg, I’m from
Minnesota,
(Minnesota)

I got a hundred liberals on my block yellin’ at me every time I talk,
(I talk)

I got a hundred Jews a hundred Yamakas, cause homie I’m from Park,
(Park)

I got a hundred midgets, a ton of snow, cause dog I’m from Minnesota.
(Minnesota)

Verse 1

Y’all people is bold, Jewish and cold,
Your legs is getting’ tired its time to ride,
This temp is negative, we’s tryin’ to stay alive,
So put yo’ jacket on, and take the light for a test drive,
Were on fiiiiiiire, we got MOA,
You go shopping and play, have fun all day,
And Camp Snoopy got the Timbaland Twista,
If we could, we would go everyday,
(Pause)
Back wit’ da Minnesota nice, with all of our lice,
Our ten thousands lakes, all full of ice,
Tryin’ to catch the Canadians crossing the border,
With our old governor that got speech disorder,
I don't really see what the fuss is about,
Trying to figure this whole stadium thing out,
Here were the start of the Mississippi river,
Cause up here were a thousand times better then Denver.

Chorus

I got a hundred dollars, a hundred inches of snow, cause Dawg, I’m from
Minnesota,
(Minnesota)

I got a hundred liberals on my block yellin’ at me every time I talk,
(I talk)

I got a hundred Jews a hundred Yamakas, cause homie I’m from Park,
(Park)

I got a hundred midgets, a ton of snow, cause dog I’m from Minnesota.
(Minnesota)

Verse 2

Dawg, I can see the icicles on your nose,
This ain't a movie, we the coldest state on the globe,
I was just about to warm up,
But now that the Wolves are back,
I’d rather bet on the Lakers,
And everyone talking crazy how they freezing cold,
We may be nice, but when we get crunk we uncontrolled,
Hurr in minnesota tons of peeps are Lutheran,
Cause here in minnesota, we hate Iran,
All of us here got a ton of bling-bling,
Cause all the Jews here, are great at banking,
My dawg KG won the MVP,
Now were killin' those little teams, trying to say all we had were dreams,
Got people riding the light rail,
And were wearing ice, like our ten thousand lakes,
So when peeps say Saint Louis Park sucks,
I'll get my daddy to run him over with all his trucks.

Chorus

I got a hundred dollars, a hundred inches of snow, cause Dawg, I’m from
Minnesota,
(Minnesota)

I got a hundred liberals on my block yellin’ at me every time I talk,
(I talk)

I got a hundred Jews a hundred Yamakas, cause homie I’m from Park,
(Park)

I got a hundred midgets, a ton of snow, cause dog I’m from Minnesota.
(Minnesota)

Verse 3

I swear it couln't be colder, the weathers a *****,
Depending on how you treat her, you might freeze,
Cause its guaranteed to be hotter down in the Florda Keys,
For maybe 2 or 3 days there wont be any mosquitos,
And those bugs are bitting you all the time,
But I let em know who's slow, like America Online, Canada has awoken,
And now that we got border patrol, those crazy Canadians can stop
crossing our borders,
I still hold a grudge, because those stupid Packers be losing all day,
Bret Farve, all green and yellow, looks like a big ugly marshmellow.
Jewish boy sitting here writing raps, its so spiteful,
(Pause)
Word that the Twins are back is in the air,
Talk of us going all the way is in the air,
They say were cocky, were confident,
So when you say minnesota sucks, I'll have to say no way.

Chorus

Dawg, I got a hundred Minnesotans here saying that Minnesota rocks,
(Minnesota rocks)

We're home of the Twins, Wolves, Wild, and Vikings, we're from Minnesota,
(minnesota)

We got a hundred mosquitos, a hundred Jews cause dawg, we're from minnesota,
(minnesota)

We got a ton of snow, a ton of ice, cause dawg, we're from MINNESOTA!
(MINNESOTA!!) (And this is how we freeze)

 

[sourboy]

Please move out of the state immediately! Don't stop to pack, no rest stops, and certainly don't stop to chat with anyone. Just get the @*$%! out!

Try Wisconsin, you'd fit in there.

 

[Perfection]

I'm from Minnesota and I still say it's stupid as hell.

 

[elfangor801]

LMAO, haha, I was in Wisconsin today, and I don't think that Wisconsin could bear having someone with a reasonable tan. Hey, EVERYONE at school loved it. I bet you two are from Edina. Or Wayzata. I HATE Wayzata.

 

[Perfection]

Sheesh, for a guy who says "Minnesota rocks" you sure have some animosity toward a whole lot of parts of it!

Though I don't think your worthy of Wisconsin either, you're Iowa level!

 

[elfangor801]

Haha, at least Iowa's a red state now! But, I thought it wasn't too bad. Us city folk are like that .

 

[Fetus4188]

See what the cold can do to people

 

[sourboy]

I'm not from Edina or Wayzata, nor do I care for the social class - but that's garbage, plain & simple. You say you're from "park" - are you referring to Spring Lake Park, Brooklyn Park, St Louis Park, or was it just part of your jive?
[EDIT: nevermind, I see the St Louis Park part now & I get the "Jew" reference - but I must say, that's pretty tasteless and offensive. Wouldn't mind seeing the moderator close this one down.]

...and what are you still doin' here? I thought I told you to get out?

 

[elfangor801]

Hahaha, SLP, BOY! Er, Saint Louis Park. I think Spring Lake Park needs a name change. Btw, the cold does horrible things to people, but being on an SLP football team is probably worse.

I bet it's Hopkins then!

 

[sourboy]

I'm much more on the "ghetto" side then St Louis Park will ever be. I'm getting a good laugh out of some fool from SLP trying to rap, let alone trying to act the part.

 

[Perfection]

See what the cold can do to people

It's not the cold, on rare occasions an Iowan manages to slip in and this is the result!

being on an SLP football team is probably worse.

Except those on the SLP football team aren't mindless jocks, they're way smarter than you! (SLP, refering to Spring Lake Park)

 

[sourboy]

It's not the cold, on rare occasions an Iowan manages to slip in and this is the result!

Not to mention the pilgrimmage from Chicago...

 

[amadeus]

Don't listen to this guy, he's an idiot. I know him.

 

[elfangor801]

Actually, I soooo agree with you, this was a joke, but plenty of people here think they are ghetto, it's hilarious!! Sourboy, stop being so sour, this is called fun ;-). We got our first snowfall in the Metro the other day, this is compensation for that. Hey, I'm on the SLP (Saint Louis Park) football team, and I can tell you, we ARE mindless jocks. Well, almost all of us.

 

[sourboy]

You know, I rarely agree with Perfection and even less frequently with rmsharpe, but it's nice to see we feel the same when it comes to hip-gangster wannabes from SLP

 

[elfangor801]

Don't listen to this guy, he's an idiot. I know him.

Who? One of us?

 

[Perfection]

And who would write a rap about Spring lake park??

I had I friend who did, and it was way funnier!

they just stole Saint Louis Park's name.

No, they stole the initials, that's totally different thing!

 

[Norseone]

Please move out of the state immediately! Don't stop to pack, no rest stops, and certainly don't stop to chat with anyone. Just get the @*$%! out!

Try Wisconsin, you'd fit in there.

He wouldnt fit in here! You better keep on going to Michagin, here if you try to rap....well i wont even say what happens to you.

 

[elfangor801]

No, they stole the initials, that's totally different thing!

I am so Googling who was first.

I had I friend who did, and it was way funnier!

Let's see it, Spring Lake Boy.

 

[Perfection]

Ha, your all nerds that dont know **** about rapping

I know enough that your rap sucks

or anything.

Actually I have massive skills in numerous fields because of my excellent Spring Lake Park education

Exept Elfangor801, he knows how to rap!

By twisting the lyrics of "I'm from New York" instead of coming up with a new rythym

At least Minnesota went to Kerry

Well, at least you've got one thing right!