Monty Python and The Holy Grail

[Lord Draegon]

Has any body here seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail

(Arthur and The Black Night are sword Fighting)
(Arthur Cuts off his arm)
Arthur:Now stand aside, worthy advisarry
Black Knight:Tis' but a scratch
Arthur:A scratch!? Your arm's off
Black Knight:No it isnt
Arthur:Well, what's that then? (points at arm
Black Knight:I've had worse
Arthur:You lie
Black Knight:Come on you pansy
(They start fighting again and Arthur cuts off his other arm)
Arthur:Victory is mine
(Arthur kneels down and starts thanking the lord and in the middle of it the Black knight kicks him)
Black Knight:Come on then
Arthur:What!?
(Black Knight kicks him again)
(Arthur gets up)
Arthur:You are indeed brave Sir Knight, but the fight is mine
Black Nkight:Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur:Look you stupid Bas***d, you've got no arms left.
Black Knight:Yes I have
Arthur:Look!
Black Knight:It's just a flesh wound (Kick)
Arthur:Look, stop that
Black Knight:Chicken! (Kick) Chicken
Arthur:Look, I'll have your leg
(Kick)
Arthur:Right (As Black Knight kicks Arthur chops his leg off
Black Knight:Right I'll do you for that
Arthur:You'll what
Black Knight:Come here
Arthur:What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight:I'm invincible (while hopping over and bleeding on Arthur:You're a loony
Black Knight:The Black Knight always triumphs
Black Knight:Have at you Come on
(Arthur slashes off The Black Knight's bottom half)
ArthurSheathes his sword) Allright we call it a draw
Arthur:Come Paxi
Black Knight:Oh, oh I see, running away eh, you yellow bas***ds, come back here and take what's coming to you, i'll bite your legs off!

 

[Al Zan]

lol! thats was great!
i need to see this movie!

 

[General Porkins]

thats a great movie

 

[superslug]

Originally posted by Al Zan
i need to see this movie!

I consider this film plus Spaceballs and Spinal Tap to form a psuedo divine trinity of comedy that everyone should see at least once...

 

[Syterion]

Great quotes form that movie-

"Answer Me these questions three"

"I Fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

"Ni! Ni! Ni!"

"Help, Help, I'm being repressed!"

"How do you know he's the king? -He hasn't got **** all over him."

"We have a witch. May We burn her?"

 

[sourboy]

Yeah it's a classic & I can't stand that type of humor. The Gods must be Crazy is another good one - it's about a modern Coke bottle be dropped out of a small plane into a very tribal village & their reactions.

 

[Pirate]

Holy Grail is the best of the Monty Python movies I've seen!

I like how the "intermission" is like 5 minutes before the end of the movie...

 

[TimTheEnchanter]

I think I've heard of that one...

 

[Spacetrvler]

"What do we do to witches?"

"We burn them!!!"

"What else burns?"

...


















"More Witches!?!"

 

[Achinz]

I enjoy this with other Monty Python movies eg Life of Brian with the surrealistic song "Look on the Bright side of life" at the cruxifixion finale.

 

[cgannon64]

Originally posted by superslug

I consider this film plus Spaceballs and Spinal Tap to form a psuedo divine trinity of comedy that everyone should see at least once...

Spaceballs is OK.

But Spinal Tap and Monty Python rank as the two greatest works ever recorded. They must be preserved for future generations.

EDIT: I'd be watching Life of Brian right now if the DVD wasn't messed up...

 

[General Porkins]

spaceballs is OK? maybe you're just not thinking straight.

'its mega-maid sir. shes gone from suck to blow'

'you have the ring, and i see your schwartz is as big as mine. now lets see how well you handle it'

barf? yogurt? the virgin alarm? ludicrous speed? combing the desert? mel brooks is a genius

 

[Pirate]

Originally posted by General Porkins
combing the desert?

We ain't found SHI*!!

 

[Lord Draegon]

More good Quotes

"Are you sugessting coconuts migrate?"

"Your king? Well, I didnt vote for you"

"(Song)When danger reared it's ugly head, Sir Robin bravely turned and fled"

 

[cgannon64]

The conversation between Arthur and the peasent is really good. "Strange women in ponds handing out swords is no basis for a government!"

Hmm...how about Life of Brian quotes...

*Crowd chants* "We are all different!"
*Man yells* "I'm not!"

The entire Latin translation scene (even funnier if you take latin, becuase you can follow the conversation - and your teacher has done it to you).

 

[TimTheEnchanter]

Originally posted by cgannon64
The conversation between Arthur and the peasent is really good. "Strange women in ponds handing out swords is no basis for a government!"

Ahh, yes...an underrated scene.
Dennis: "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

Arthur: "Shut up!"

Dennis: "I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!"

Arthur: "Shut up! Will you SHUT UP!"

 

[Achinz]

Visiting the Other Games forum has jolted my memory about the computer game spinoff as well:

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail:


The plague scene with the body collector pushing his overflowing cart keeps resounding (with Eric Idle's voice I think):

"Bring out your dead."

 

[Gengis Khan]

Anyone who hasn't seen Holy Grail needs to run out & rent it immediatly. Truly the funniest movie of all time, and the one shining star among the other truely horrific pile of garbage known as Brittish comedy.

The entire movie is one long running joke.

So many underated scenes, too many even to list them all, but a few dozen spring to mind immediatly.

"If you were dying you wouldn't bother to carve AAAAAAA, you'd just die." "Maybe he was dictating."

"One, two, five"

"then in the middle of the night we jump out and.........." "Perhaps if we constructed a large wooden badger."

"European or african swallow"

"wait, can't you rescue me later. I really don't need rescueing!"

"he's got big pointy teath!"

 

[General Porkins]

"wait, can't you rescue me later. I really don't need rescueing!"

along with this one "I bet you're gay Lancelot"

 

[Spacetrvler]

The directors of the film hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.