more reasons that you've been playing too much

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3561: You wonder how many content, unhappy and happy citizens live in your city.
3562: When you find out there are more unhappy than happy, you wonder why the people arent rioting.
3563: You remember that no civ has Melbourne as a city name, causing you to wonder how you can live in Melbourne.
 
3564: You think zimbabwe is a city, not a country
3565: You played your first game on Sid- and won.
 
3566: You wonder why G.W.Bush doesn't just raze Iraqi cities and bring in some settlers, to avoid the flip risk.
 
3561 You see a windsurf boat and wonder why anyone is still using curraghs.
 
3568: You watch a match between some German team and some Italian team and you get always confused because the Germans are wearing red and the Italians blue! (happened to me)
 
3569: (the last two should be 3567 and 3568)You wonder why so many people muck up the numbers on this forum.
 
3571: Your best dream? Being in the same room as one of the female leaders... and she's naked...
3572: Your worst nightmare? Being in a Modern Armor in a field fighting a spearman.
 
#3572-you wonder if theCivil Car would of lasted so long if America just adjusted the luxury sliders.

#3573-you decide to base your history project on facts from your civ 3 game, which is why the teacher looked at you funny when you said Rome achieved world domination after taking out America
 
3575: You wonder why every city in China doesnt have walls.
3576: You wonder why every city in Egypt doesnt have Granaries.
3577: You wonder how many countries have triggered their golden age yet.
 
3577: You spend all your free time (other than actually playing the game) planning strategies for your war (guilty)
3588: You dream in Civ terms, including advisor popups with text (guilty)
 
You messed up the numbers again, desertsnow. So did you, Makonnen. This one is 3580:
3580: You spend too much time playing the game to notice that you keep on messing up the numbers :cough:desertsnow:cough:
3581: People tell you, but your too busy playing civ 3 to notice and change your numbers :cough:desertsnow:cough:
3582: (in response to 3574-75) You wonder why every city in wherever the Internet was built doesn't have a reasearch lab.
3583: You don't know the Internet wasn't "built" anywhere.
3584: (also in response to 3574-75) You wonder why every city in china doesn't have barracks.
3585: You know 3574 isn't true because the Great Wall is obsolete.
 
@3585: One of the funniest reasons I've heard!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::rotfl::rotfl::lol::rotfl::lol::rotfl::lol:

Edit: WTH??? Quote my post for anyone who doesn't believe me! I didn't type :l ol:!!! I typed :lol:
 
I get it. China had "discovered" metallurgy so its Great Wall is now obsolete. Good one :goodjob:

(has this been done?)
3586: You search travel guides for a Universal Suffrage wonder of the world
 
3587: You suffer a nervous breakdown when you realize there's no Universal Suffrage, Magellan's Voyage, Manhattan Project, or Knights Templar Great Wonders (did I miss any?).
 
@Choxorn: I plead guilty yet again.

My name is Desertsnow and I'm a Civ-addict . . .
 
Thoght so. And...
3588: Instead of saying "congratulations" you say "congratu-ma-freaking-lations", like the AI when you win
 
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