more reasons that you've been playing too much

[Matto the Hun]

3517: You live in constant paranoia that your neighbors will find out that before they moved to your street and met you, you had a neighbor that you broke deals with all the time and eventually destroyed. You worry that if they ever found out, your reputation would be ruined.

 

[choxorn]

3518: You have the most posts on this thread :cough: me :cough:
3519: (in response to 3517) The neighbors find out about that neighbor you destroyed, and align with the smiths.
3520: But when you sign MPP's with neighbors who don't know, you have people on your side.
3521: You send one of your elite kids out to fight, generating a Great Leader...
3522: You create an army filled with elites with the GL, and all 3 fight, generating three more GL's, causing you to the RNG gods.
3523: You build two more armies, and use the third GL to rush the pentagon.
3524: Your other elite kids generate two more GL's, which you use to rush the Military Acadamy and the HE.
3525: You continue to have extraordinary luck with the RNG, but then so do you enemies.
3526: Massive Army Battle!!!!!!!!!!!
3527: Which you win.
3528: Giving you control of the neighborhood
3529: You pop rush improvements in all of the neighborhood.
3530: After a while, the cops get called, who arrest you for 100 turns.
3531: You wonder how #3530 is possible, because there's only 44 turns left.

 

[azzaman333]

3532: But since you were a tax collector before the cops arrest you, the government is now bankrupt and cant support the police station letting you be free.

 

[carmen510]

3533: U do this on a history test.
1. Which ancient civilization created a number system?
A: Carthage
2. Name one great wonder of the world.
A: Hoover Dam
3. Who discovered electricity?
A: Rome
4. Name 1 famous landmark in New York.
A: What's a landmark? There are only improvements and wonders.
T: Fine what's one wonder?
A: The forbidden Palace

 

[Own]

3534: You see a hobo, and get disappointed when he "only" gives you gold.

 

[choxorn]

3533: U do this on a history test.
1. Which ancient civilization created a number system?
A: Carthage
2. Name one great wonder of the world.
A: Hoover Dam
3. Who discovered electricity?
A: Rome
4. Name 1 famous landmark in New York.
A: What's a landmark? There are only improvements and wonders.
T: Fine what's one wonder?
A: The forbidden Palace

3535: You get another F 15 minus on it, causing you to load that save game as the Americans in Modern age, and use F-15's to kick Xerxes @$$...
3536: You get so many F 15 minuses that the teacher sends you back to 1st grade...
3537: Which you take over, then 2nd grade, then 3rd...
3538: All the way up to 12th, at which point a Kindergardener calls the cops, who put you in strait jacket then throw you in an empty room except for a tape that keeps playing over and over, Civ3 bad... Civ3 bad... Civ3 bad... Civ3 bad... Civ3 bad... Civ3 bad... Civ3 bad... Civ3 bad... Civ3 bad... Civ3 bad...
3539: But you don't listen.
3540: You play the Napoleanic Era Conquest as the Netherlands (forgive me if you can't play as them, I can't remember and can't check thanks to the won't read disc error ) on Sid level, and you win.
3541: Easter Sunday, instead of looking for Easter Eggs (Not the kind in the game), you'll be playing Civ3 (and hopefully find some in the game to add to Thunderfall's list...).

 

[madviking]

3542- You still play civ3

 

[choxorn]

3542- You still play civ3

Doesn't everyone? This one isn't funny.
3543: You mod the game so that the AI actually cheats on Sid level, and you still win!!!!!!!!
3544: You think #3543 is a good idea.
3545: this reminds you of a one-tile island with a Cattle resource on it.
3546: You wonder why that tile isn't being worked.
3547: The picture looks like trees are growing underwater, andd you wonder how that's possible.

 

[Own]

That is exactly a cow tile. Seriously though, someone should irrigate that. The river provides fresh water. What country is that from? If they're not despots, then mining the cow might be better.

 

[choxorn]

maybe someone should build a city on that forest square, and as soon as the culture borders expand, the cow could be worked. Then they could send a worker to irrgate/mine that tile after they discover map making.
Oh, and...
3548: You want to do the above.
3549: You hate that I thought of that before you.

 

[carolinablue]

3550: When you hear politicians fretting over what to do about immigrant workers that have entered the country illegally you think "whats the big problem? why don't we just capture them and make them build railroads?"

 

[choxorn]

3550: When you hear politicians fretting over what to do about immigrant workers that have entered the country illegally you think "whats the big problem? why don't we just capture them and make them build railroads?"

3551: You think no, they should be joined to cities and drafted!

 

[choxorn]

3552: When it's 5:31, you can't help but thinking of a crusader (A/D/M: 5/3/1)(this happened to me yesterday).
3553: Same for other unit stats.

 

[azzaman333]

3554: When you see 3551, you think that choxorn plays on a low level because he doesnt use his FREE slaves.

 

[choxorn]

3555: You realize azzaman plays on a low level too, or he wouldn't remember that. After all, you don't remember anything from low levels...

 

[Ansar]

3556: You notice your school has a soccer team, football team, chess club, drama club, and a Lacrosse team, but no civ3 MultiTeam DemoGame.

 

[madviking]

Not really civ related but,
3557- You right your CFC name instead of your real name on a test.

(almost happened to me)

 

[Sashie VII]

Not really civ related but,
3557- You right your CFC name instead of your real name on a test.

(almost happened to me)

3558 - you daydream about civ and CFC forums during a test

(happened just yesterday )

 

[Ansar]

I daydream about civ...

 

[choxorn]

3559: You think all cities, marshes, forests, mountains, etc. are in perfect 100x100 squares.
3560: You think that no city can be closer than 200 miles to another city.