more reasons that you've been playing too much

[jguy100]

3238: You wonder if Bush will pick Communism or Facism when America falls into civil disorder. Then you wonder where Lincoln is and what Bush is doing here.

3239: When asked to make a care package for troops over seas, you send them a spear in hopes that they can start winning!

3240: You guess America is just having an unlucky time with the RNG.

 

[Admiral8Q]

3241 - Walking down the street in your home town, you notice the church(temple) and the library and smile because you know the town's border will expand.

3242 - You refere to a church as a temple

 

[zerksees]

3238: You convince yourself that it is good for the kids to watch or play civ because it is like a history lesson, even though the English and Americans never ever had a nuclear war against the Mongols, like the last game you played.

 

[Grand Cadfael]

3242 - You refere to a church as a temple

3244:You laugh at his newb it's obviously a cathedral with a graphic mod pack and a new name

3245:you tell zerkzees to fix his number(3243 is the right one)

 

[sennomulo]

3246: You write to your congressman a letter explaining your solution to solving the disease epidemic in Africa: send over a whole bunch of workers to go cut down the entire rainforest.

 

[Whomp]

3247. You wonder if Caesar gets all the AI chicks and if Theo's digging his chili.

3248. When someone gets on you for something you say "Whoa slow down there Mr. Hammurabi smart guy".

3249. When buying a new car you view the salesman as Xerxes during the modern age.

 

[Skyer]

3249. You print a map of the world and make an offer to your girl to exchange it on some luxuries.

 

[Skyer]

3250. When you are tired from doing school homework, you lower science slider, go for a walk, and confident, that your income has increased.

 

[Skyer]

3251. When somebody asks you: "What are American military traditions?", you answer: "200 gold per turn".

3252. When you are asked: "What's your favorite book?", you answer: "Civilopedia".

3253. When you saw elections in Iraq, you made conclusion: "Bush gave them Democracy in exchange of oil."

3254. Looking at anti-democratical changes in Russia, you consider: "Maybe we should trade them Democracy and Printing Press"?

 

[sennomulo]

3255: When someone asks you what's been going on in North Korea, you respond:
"Compared to these guys we have a strong military!"
"The North Korean military has the Tactical Nuke."
"The North Korens have refused to acknowledge our envoy!"
"The North Koreans have declared war on the Japanese!"
"Our Mutual Protection Pact with the Japanese requires us to declare war on the North Koreans."

(Oh wait, those last two haven't happened yet...)

 

[hoplite505]

3,226: You think everyone in Rome wears red, the French wears pink, Russians are brown, etc.

I do this all of the time It is really funny when you think the french are pink and then the inca come and french turns another color and everything gets messed up

 

[Pentium]

3256: You make a scenario of the Koreas. Then you see that North attacks South.
3257: You become a prophet and start a mass hysteria by saying that NK will attack SK.
3258: NK attacks SK.

 

[Fox Mccloud]

I do this all of the time It is really funny when you think the french are pink and then the inca come and french turns another color and everything gets messed up

Really? Because I always think of Pink of France, Red of Italy, Yellow for China, etc. in Real life..

3259: North Korea somehow gets many ICBMs, than nuke America to stone age (the Computer was cheating agian )

3260: You look at above and say Huh? What's the stone age? There is only Ancient, Middle, Industrial, and modern...

3261: You also say "What's North Korea? There is a Korea, but What is North Korea?"

3262: You wonder why US and USSR didn't nuke eachother to death in the Cold war.

 

[cidknee]

actually France is really a mixture of pink and yellow...jk

 

[Aegis]

actually France is really a mixture of pink and yellow...jk

You forgot white

 

[thescaryworker]

3265. You fast (for no apparent reason) and begin to impersonate Gandhi. (Die, British! Give me your uranium or else!)

 

[Marcus Cicero]

3266. You assume that all normal humans will recognize your kingship and declare they are "Backwards people" when they do not.

 

[Fox Mccloud]

3267: You wondered how the military advisor knew how the other nations military strength's are. (I have actually wondered this)

 

[sadu]

3268: When talking to someone, you try to guess their status (Gracious, Polite, Annoyed, Furious)

 

[jguy100]

3269. When you look up the word "Civilization" in the dictionary, you are dissapointed that it does not contain information about the game.

3270. You write to your dictionary company explaining why the definition of "Civilization" should include information about the game.

3271. They turn down your letter, but you stalk the editors until they agree with you.