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more reasons that you've been playing too much

Discussion in 'Civ3 - General Discussions' started by Fox Mccloud, Feb 7, 2005.

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  1. jguy100

    jguy100 Warlord

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    3238: You wonder if Bush will pick Communism or Facism when America falls into civil disorder. Then you wonder where Lincoln is and what Bush is doing here.

    3239: When asked to make a care package for troops over seas, you send them a spear in hopes that they can start winning!

    3240: You guess America is just having an unlucky time with the RNG.
     
  2. Admiral8Q

    Admiral8Q Prince

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    3241 - Walking down the street in your home town, you notice the church(temple) and the library and smile because you know the town's border will expand.

    3242 - You refere to a church as a temple
     
  3. zerksees

    zerksees in remission

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    3238: You convince yourself that it is good for the kids to watch or play civ because it is like a history lesson, even though the English and Americans never ever had a nuclear war against the Mongols, like the last game you played.
     
  4. Grand Cadfael

    Grand Cadfael Freedom fighter

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    3244:You laugh at his newb it's obviously a cathedral with a graphic mod pack and a new name

    3245:you tell zerkzees to fix his number(3243 is the right one)
     
  5. sennomulo

    sennomulo Friendly

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    3246: You write to your congressman a letter explaining your solution to solving the disease epidemic in Africa: send over a whole bunch of workers to go cut down the entire rainforest.
     
  6. Whomp

    Whomp Keep Calm and Carry On Retired Moderator

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    3247. You wonder if Caesar gets all the AI chicks and if Theo's digging his chili.

    3248. When someone gets on you for something you say "Whoa slow down there Mr. Hammurabi smart guy".

    3249. When buying a new car you view the salesman as Xerxes during the modern age.
     
  7. Skyer

    Skyer Warlord

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    3249. You print a map of the world and make an offer to your girl to exchange it on some luxuries.
     
  8. Skyer

    Skyer Warlord

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    3250. When you are tired from doing school homework, you lower science slider, go for a walk, and confident, that your income has increased.
     
  9. Skyer

    Skyer Warlord

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    3251. When somebody asks you: "What are American military traditions?", you answer: "200 gold per turn".

    3252. When you are asked: "What's your favorite book?", you answer: "Civilopedia".

    3253. When you saw elections in Iraq, you made conclusion: "Bush gave them Democracy in exchange of oil."

    3254. Looking at anti-democratical changes in Russia, you consider: "Maybe we should trade them Democracy and Printing Press"?
     
  10. sennomulo

    sennomulo Friendly

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    3255: When someone asks you what's been going on in North Korea, you respond:
    "Compared to these guys we have a strong military!" :)
    "The North Korean military has the Tactical Nuke." :mad:
    "The North Korens have refused to acknowledge our envoy!" :mad:
    "The North Koreans have declared war on the Japanese!" :eek:
    "Our Mutual Protection Pact with the Japanese requires us to declare war on the North Koreans." :eek:

    (Oh wait, those last two haven't happened yet...)
     
  11. hoplite505

    hoplite505 Sid Conqueror

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: I do this all of the time It is really funny when you think the french are pink and then the inca come and french turns another color and everything gets messed up
     
  12. Pentium

    Pentium Digital Matter

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    3256: You make a scenario of the Koreas. Then you see that North attacks South.
    3257: You become a prophet and start a mass hysteria by saying that NK will attack SK.
    3258: NK attacks SK.
     
  13. Fox Mccloud

    Fox Mccloud Deity

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    Really? Because I always think of Pink of France, Red of Italy, Yellow for China, etc. in Real life..

    3259: North Korea somehow gets many ICBMs, than nuke America to stone age (the Computer was cheating agian :mad: )

    3260: You look at above and say Huh? What's the stone age? There is only Ancient, Middle, Industrial, and modern...

    3261: You also say "What's North Korea? There is a Korea, but What is North Korea?"

    3262: You wonder why US and USSR didn't nuke eachother to death in the Cold war.
     
  14. cidknee

    cidknee Emperor

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    actually France is really a mixture of pink and yellow...jk
     
  15. Aegis

    Aegis Deity

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    You forgot white :D

     
  16. thescaryworker

    thescaryworker Builder

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    3265. You fast (for no apparent reason) and begin to impersonate Gandhi. (Die, British! Give me your uranium or else!)
     
  17. Marcus Cicero

    Marcus Cicero For I am "Thursday!"

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    3266. You assume that all normal humans will recognize your kingship and declare they are "Backwards people" when they do not.
     
  18. Fox Mccloud

    Fox Mccloud Deity

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    3267: You wondered how the military advisor knew how the other nations military strength's are. (I have actually wondered this)
     
  19. sadu

    sadu Warlord

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    3268: When talking to someone, you try to guess their status (Gracious, Polite, Annoyed, Furious)
     
  20. jguy100

    jguy100 Warlord

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    3269. When you look up the word "Civilization" in the dictionary, you are dissapointed that it does not contain information about the game.

    3270. You write to your dictionary company explaining why the definition of "Civilization" should include information about the game.

    3271. They turn down your letter, but you stalk the editors until they agree with you.
     
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